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Optimus Popularis Keyboard
Just as all our screens are transitioning to touchscreens - watch a toddler interact with a desktop computer monitor and you'll know what we mean - Art Lebedev has turned the bits of the computer we're used to touching (the keyboard) into a screen. Well, more precisely, he's turned it into a screen that lights up 78 different ways, exactly you want it to. Meet the Optimus Popularis, a keyboard whi ...
2399.99 USD
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Dream Arcades - Cabaret Dreamcade 2.0 Cabinet
In the back of your head, you've had this idea for years that you were going to go out into the garage and build your own arcade cabinet. However, life has gotten in the way of this grand plan. There's always something else to do that isn't routing MDF exactly right or putting together the perfect machine to run your old-school emulator. And sure there are bragging rights to putting together your ...
1899.99 USD
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Star Wars Supreme Edition Stormtrooper Costume
The beautiful design of it all. Simple. Elegant. Anonymous. Badass. Now you can fall in rank and file -- we know, we know, they’re rankless -- with fellow members of the Stormtrooper Corps to put the muscle behind the Empire’s endless quest for galactic tyranny. Complete with blaster rifle, this Supreme Edition Stormtrooper costume is as close to Empire-issued as it gets with EVA molded-pieces ...
1299.99 USD
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Marshall Hanwell Hi-Fi Speaker
At 23 lbs., this speaker really isn't portable, but we can imagine how it'd feel to arrive someplace with it in tow, and start setting up for your "gig." Even better if it's some corporate thing. Everybody's eyeballs would get large when you unpacked this speaker with Marshall's signature styling an ...
599.99 USD
SeV Leather Jacket
If you haven't already, it's time you said hello to our friends at ScotteVest. The SeV Leather Jacket is going to be your new wardrobe staple. Why? It has classic, clean lines that complement any other clothing you may be wearing. It has twenty-one - yes, 21! - pockets that will fit everything from ...
499.99 USD
Men In Black Standard Issue Agent “J2” Sidearm 1:1 Prop Replica
The Noisy Cricket. It packs a powerful punch, but if you're going to display an intimidating weapon from the MIB series, that's not it. If you haven't seen the movies, the Cricket would not make you shake in your boots. That's why we've got this J2 Sidearm ready for you to take home with you and dis ...
499.99 USD
Star Wars Empire Leather Motorcycle Jacket
You’ll understand the lure of the Dark Side when you see yourself in the latest Imperial style, the Empire Racing Jacket. Of course, putting Stormtroopers on motorcycles just seems dangerous. After all, they can barely aim their blasters while standing still. But Darth Vader has a plan and if it i ...
499.99 USD
Mass Effect Carnifex
A highly accurate and lethal pistol. The Carnifex is a favored sidearm of mercenary leaders and Eclipse mercenary tech specialists. An expensive but powerful weapon, its marketing materials feature a charging krogan with the slogan “Don’t you wish Carnifex was at your side?” Now you can have C ...
399.99 USD
Razer Battlefield 4 Collectors Edition Gaming Peripherals
Maybe it's the way your strategic brain thinks. Or maybe it's your reflexes or your hand-eye coordination. We don't know what your competitive edge is, but keep honing it. Check this out: EA says that more than 65 million people play Battlefield. 65 million. So you need all the competitive edge you ...
399.99 USD
Mass Effected Limited Edition Reaper Ship Replica
You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. - Sovereign If you're an organic who's been indoctrinated, you need this for your shrine. If not, it still makes an impressive piece to display in tribute to your "worship" of the Mass Effect franchise. This intimidating, 18 1/2" ...
349.99 USD
Mass Effect 3 Commander Shepard Statue
It's true. If you're living off of ramen noodles, this is probably not the statue for you. Unless you're living off of ramen noodles explicitly so that you can afford to indulge in pleasures like this Commander Shepard figure. In which case, you should probably make him hold your chopsticks. This li ...
349.99 USD
Batman Arkham City Riddler Trophy Replica
When it comes to violent sociopaths, Batman knows his stuff. Having fought the most violent, psychotic criminals of Gotham City multiple times, there isn't any foe that Batman can't take down. But, of those criminal masterminds, Edward Nigma stands out. For him, defeating his nemesis Batman, isn't a ...
349.99 USD
Game of Thrones Jon Snow Statue
Brrrrrrrr! Do you feel the chill coming on? This statue of Jon Snow and Ghost makes us feel like Winter is here! It's so detailed that you can almost hear the snow crunching under Jon's boots. Sculpted and finished by the artists at Gentle Giant Studios, this polystone statue of Ned Stark's bastard ...
349.99 USD
Cold Steel Two-Handed Great Sword
The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that. - Guard, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim The two-handed sword is an intimidating weapon. You can't just slap it in a regular scabbard at your waist and go on your merry way. You gotta get a back scabbard for that thi ...
329.99 USD
Captain Jack Harkness Coat
Coat Check Guy: Love the vintage coat. Jack: Thanks. Maybe the three of us should have a drink sometime. Coat Check Guy: The three of us? Jack: You, me, and the coat. - Torchwood, "Miracle Day" Captain Jack's coat is arguably the coolest thing about him. Okay, maybe his inability to die is cool too. ...
329.99 USD
Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Green Jacket
The thing about traveling all over time and space is that you can never be totally sure what the weather is going to be. The Doctor can't rotate between his Summer and Winter wardrobes like those of us who live in areas with predictable seasonal temperatures. In any given trip, it could go from volc ...
329.99 USD
Doctor Who 10th Doctor's Coat
While we love Matt Smith, we'll always have a spot in our warm fuzzy secret hearts for David Tennant's Doctor. (And we're jealous of Rose. Incoming really old spoilers from 2008. If you're behind the times, don't read the invisible paragraph below.) After all, Rose gets to live out her days in the a ...
329.99 USD
Gerber Downrange Series
You've got a certain number of slots in your inventory in most video games, so you have to make each one count. It's not a bad plan for real life, either. Gerber's Downrange series fits this bill nicely. Their Downrange AO knife comes with a swift-action, full-size, tactical-fold blade which offers ...
329.99 USD
Doctor Who Ladies' 10th Doctor's Coat
A ladies' version of the Tenth Doctor's coat seems only appropriate. After all, he originally obtained it from Janis Joplin. This is an officially-licensed women's version, a little shorter in length and with more space in the chest and hips than the men's version for those of us not built like Davi ...
329.99 USD
Cold Steel Warrior Series Japanese Swords
King Arthur had his Excalibur. Bilbo had Sting. Lion-O had The Sword of Omens. What do you have? If you didn't proudly shout out the name of your sword and wield it high over your head in response to that question, that's the wrong answer. These battle-ready swords look stunning hanging over your ma ...
319.99 USD
Half-Life Gordon Freeman Statue
Remember when you used to make dioramas for school? Book reports, social studies. Almost any subject could call for repurposing a shoebox. We wanna see an entire quarter-scale City 17 diorama built around this figurine. Hmm. You know, Railroad fans are crazy about their models. Bet you could find qu ...
319.99 USD
Batman Replica Backpack
One of the things we love about Batman is that because he has no superpowers (and because Bruce Wayne is rich), he ends up with all sorts of awesome gadgets. That's what a utility belt is good for. However, the utility belt has only a limited amount of real estate, and sometimes Batman needs to rely ...
299.99 USD
Game of Thrones Stark Shield Limited Edition Prop Replica
The North Remembers. House Stark remembers when its son was the King of the North, and the Starks protected Westeros from the dangers beyond the wall. Even as times change, the North remembers, and Robb Stark rose again to rescue his father and defend his house. And the North rose with him, carrying ...
299.99 USD
Game of Thrones Hound's Helmet Prop Replica
"This was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, to drown his pain in a sea of wine. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many si ...
299.99 USD
NVIDIA SHIELD Gaming Portable
The NVIDIA SHIELD is an awesome hybrid beast. It offers you the convenience of portable gaming. It lets you play Android games without the small screen or pain-in-the-butt of finger swiping. It gives you the flexibility to move your PC games away from your gaming rig. It lets you stream movies or li ...
299.99 USD
Impossible Instant Lab
Do you miss the physicality of analog photography? You can take a bunch of pictures on your digital camera, but that's where they live, in 1s and 0s all over your memory card or your computer's hard drive. Sure, you can print them out. And while that gives you something to put in a frame or on the f ...
299.99 USD
Mass Effect Normandy Statue
This statue/replica of the Normandy SR-2 ship from Mass Effect 2 is so detailed, you'll feel like you're right back in the game. Gaze into the details of this 18" limited edition statue, and you'll remember like it's happening the seductive announcements by the ships EDI and your witty repartee with ...
299.99 USD
Skyrim Dragonborn Statue
Skyrim legend tells of a hero known as the Dragonborn, a warrior with the body of a mortal and soul of a dragon, whose destiny it is to destroy the evil dragon Alduin. - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim The Dragonborn stands tall and proud in this limited edition 16" statue, a tribute to Skyrim made with ...
299.99 USD
NiteCore TM26 "Tiny Monster" 3500 Lumen Flashlight
When you're packing for your next camping trip, or your zombie survival kit, you need a great flashlight. NiteCore makes great flashlights, the kind that are ultra bright, super effective, easy to use, and waterproof. These are the lights you want in your pack because they're the new favorite flashl ...
299.99 USD
Swinging Sticks Kinetic Energy Sculpture
On the opening day for Iron Man 2, a gaggle of 35 ThinkGeek monkeys played hooky from work to go to the movie theater. (It's okay, our boss was there, too.) Our purpose was two-fold. Firstly, we can't resist a good geeky movie, especially ones with Marvel characters. But secondly, we wanted to find ...
289.99 USD
Airship Captain's Katana
Pull on your goggles, check your pocket watch, and take off for adventure! Airship captains know that when it comes to navigating the wild skies and fending off space pirates, it's important to be well-armed with the latest in steampunk and samurai-inspired weaponry. That's why we're providing you, ...
279.99 USD
Lapka Personal Environment Monitor For iPhone
"I'm waking up to ash and dust. I wipe my brow but I sweat my rust. I'm breathing in the chemicals." - Imagine Dragons Hopefully your everyday environment is not as bad as these Imagine Dragons lyrics, but wouldn't you feel better knowing for sure? The Lapka Personal Environment Monitor is a handy t ...
249.99 USD
Game of Thrones Sword of Robb Stark Limited Edition Prop Replica
"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword" -- Ned Stark, Game of Thrones In the North, House Stark battles for what's right and defends its bannermen from the perils that surround them. Robb Stark's struggle brings him to battle for all of Westeros, with his sword and his direwolf, Gre ...
249.99 USD
Walking Dead: Michonne's Katana
Some of our favorite characters wield katanas: Hiro in Snow Crash, Deadpool, Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez (you know... the chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain?) from Highlander, and Michonne from The Walking Dead. We love that her dramatic entrance in the television episodes is often a ...
249.99 USD
Hobbit: Gandalf the Grey Polystone Statue
Ah, Gandalf the Grey, timeless archetype of stoic wisdom, unbridled compassion, and overwhelming power. This magnificently-sculpted and hand-painted piece can grace your home or office to remind you of his characteristics worthy of emulation or Tolkien's vast creativity and wisdom, also, obviously, ...
249.99 USD
DM-100 Universal OLED Touch Screen Automotive Gauge
Get all the data you need about your automobile right at your fingertips with the DM-100 Universal Organic LED Touch Screen Auto Gauge. This all-in-one kit include the SM-AFR main unit and the multi-gauge OBD II module. Hook up your gauge to the onboard diagnostic port of any 1996 or later vehicle, ...
249.99 USD
Brain DIY MIDI Control Interface Kits
We're gonna keep this one brief, as there are a lot of tech specs to look at. If you're like us, you have a bad case of the "if only it did this" (also known as "if only these buttons were in a slightly different place"). We're especially like that with MIDI interfaces - because only we know what we ...
229.99 USD
Battlestar Galactica Bomber Jacket
Apollo: Remember, just head away from the sound of gunfire. Roslin: What about you? Apollo: We're heading towards the gunfire. - "Valley of Darkness" We love screen-accurate prop replicas. Know what we love even more? Screen-accurate prop replicas that we can do something with (other than put them i ...
229.99 USD
Battle Mug
There is only one word to describe this mug. Cover your ears, folks, because that word is BADASS. The Battle Mug starts out as a 13.5 pound solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum before it enters a state of the art CNC facility in Huntsville, Alabama. This facility produces specialized parts and equ ...
223.99 USD
Phosphor Appear Watch
Whatever happened to wristwatches? These days, people just use on their smartphones to tell them the time, depending on our futuristic pocket computers and ignoring the simple convenience that was just having the time on your wrist. This Phosphor "Appear" watch has the best of both worlds: it's mode ...
209.99 USD
SeV Alpha Jacket
It's good to have a comfy jacket. It's better to have one that goes with most everything in your closet. And it's best to have one that allows you to hide all your gear securely. The SeV Alpha Jacket is all three of those. It features Personal Area Network (PAN), which allows you to run wires throug ...
199.99 USD
Doctor Who Collector Series Watches
Deactivating a generator loop without the correct key is like repairing a watch with a hammer and chisel. One false move and you'll never know the time again. - The Fourth Doctor, "Pyramids of Mars" You know how they make those walls of clocks or watches that display multiple time zones for folks wh ...
199.99 USD
LotR: Elven Leaf Brooch
This beautiful Lord of the Rings Elven Leaf Brooch is a replica of the brooch seen in Peter Jackson's films. Frodo, Legolas, Aragon, Boromir, and other members of the fellowship were each presented with a cloak and brooch as the depart Lorien on their journey. Each sterling-silver replica can be wor ...
199.99 USD
TokyoFlash Kisai On Air
Japanese watch shop Tokyoflash is well known for their stylish and bold designs which typically include awesome displays utilizing LEDs. Their watches always seem to find new ways to indicate the time with intriguing cases and bands to match. Geeks everywhere certainly appreciate their collection of ...
199.99 USD
M48 Long handle Tactical Survival Series
We know, we know. We're always talking about the zombie apocalypse. You'll get to preparing for it LATER, you think. Ever try buying a new shovel right after a huge snowstorm? Or a new A/C unit on the hottest day of the summer? Think about it. When the first zombie appears, none of this stuff will b ...
199.99 USD
X3 HiFi Digital Music Player With Built In AMP/DAC
The good thing about cutting-edge products that get delayed is that (hopefully) the new product then gets to come out with even better functionality than we'd originally anticipated. Such is the case with the X3 HiFi Digital Music Player. We generally regale you with a funny story here, but you know ...
199.99 USD
Designer Star Wars Watches
As we grow older, our desire for fandom-related products evolves. When we were young Star Wars fans, we loved plastic and rubber watches that could be flashed like nerdy gang signs on the elementary school playground. We still want to flash our geek cred, but we've outgrown cheap accessories. We wan ...
199.99 USD
MamaRoo Bouncer
The MamaRoo Bouncer is the ultimate bouncer for developing the geek in your new baby. Begone, days of bouncers that only bounce! The MamaRoo's seat moves up and down and side to side, just like a real Mama! Programmed into the seat are five movement modes: car ride, kangaroo, tree swing, rock-a-bye, ...
199.99 USD
SeV Revolution Plus Coat
You know what our Canadian customers kept saying? After "why is shipping so much?" (our palletmonkeys arranged it a few months back so that y'all have more options now, BTW). The other thing they kept saying was, "We need a warmer coat!" We listened. The SeV Revolution Plus is for all of our norther ...
199.99 USD
Avengers "Iron Man" MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band
We've seen the scene from the movie (Click here to see it if you haven't yet). Loki visits Tony Stark's pad and they chat. Tony is behind his bar pouring a drink, of course. He surreptitiously reaches down and puts on two Power Bands - then has a cool line about avenging the Earth (get it?). Ok, so, ...
199.99 USD
Walking Dead Animated Teddy Bear Girl
The first few minutes of The Walking Dead television series really set the mood for what you can expect out of the show if you don't already know. Sweet, little girl in bunny slippers turns out to want to eat Rick Grimes. Still with us? Good deal. We knew you were a fan. Our Walking Dead Animated Te ...
199.99 USD
Hazard 4 Patrol Pack
It's a good thing Bilbo wasn't wearing this backpack when he met Gollum in the caves and asked what he had in his pocketses. Little Gollum would have hopped about for an additional five minutes declaring ""Not fair! Not fair!" This Hazard 4 Patrol Pack Tactical Backpack is for folks who are hard on ...
189.99 USD
Voyager Golden Record Sleeve Wall Art
It's funny that it's the sound that sets a record apart, and yet when visually identifying them, we do it by their covers, a completely separate object. Even now in this digital age, applications still as if you want to load the "cover art" to help you identify the music. Humans. We're visual folks, ...
189.99 USD
Glamdring The Sword Of Gandalf
One of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Glamdring was found by Gandalf after being missing for over 6000 years. Forged for the King of Gondolin, Glamdring was wielded in battle only twice before the Fall of Gondolin and its inevitable disappearance. Stolen just before the end of the First Age ...
189.99 USD
Minecraft Papercraft Sets
Start with the most base item. Combine it with itself and other base items. Eventually, you start building complex things. Then you can spend hours making giant working computer models and Enterprises and things and everyone will be in awe of your dedication and talent. Welcome to Minecraft. Now you ...
179.99 USD
Hot Wheels Elite Diecast Ecto-1A
When there's something perfect coming in the mail, who you going to call? Your roommate. When the package needs signing, and you're stuck at work, who you going to call? Your roommate. Seriously, why won't he pick up the phone? You've been waiting for weeks, counting down the days; you've left a hun ...
179.99 USD
Game of Thrones Limited Edition Tyrion Statue
There's one thing we can say about Tyrion Lannister: he may be "half" a man, but he is one HUGE CHARACTER. We loved him in the books and we are absolutely enthralled by Peter Dinklage's portrayal of Tyrion in the HBO series. He's just perfect. In many ways, Tyrion is the geek we all want to be: he's ...
179.99 USD
DIY Nixie Tube Thermometer Kit
We offer a delicious caffeinated candy powder called Nixie Tubes. This kit does not contain anything edible. Seriously, don't eat any of this stuff, it will probably kill you. Real nixie tubes are the "LEDs" of yesteryear. They proudly displayed their digits on scientific equipment, voltmeters, coun ...
179.99 USD
Bberii Taurus Smart TV Box
We're going to induce a flashback here in some of you. Remember when your computer hooked up to your TV? Your C64 or your Atari 800 or whatever? And you probably had an A/B splitter you'd flip for computer vs. television? Ahhh, yes. What would you say if we told you those days don't have to be in th ...
179.99 USD
TokyoFlash Kisai Adjust
Japanese watch shop Tokyoflash is well known for their stylish and bold designs which typically include awesome displays utilizing LEDs. Their watches always seem to find new ways to indicate the time with intriguing cases and bands to match. Geeks everywhere certainly appreciate their collection of ...
178.99 USD
HackShield Backpack
When your laptop is closed it can still transmit and receive information - and that can happen without your permission. Smartphones and tablets can also be accessed in sleep mode, and RFID-chipped IDs and credit cards are also vulnerable to radio frequency-based transmissions. This backpack is the f ...
178.99 USD
Star Trek Enterprise Cutaway Model
We've always wanted to see a version of Star Trek that shows what everybody else aboard the Enterprise was experiencing while the Captain and his officers were off doing big, important, Federation-saving business. Like, give us a day in the life of the guy who watches the machine that goes ping. Whe ...
174.99 USD
Orcrist The Sword Of Thorin Oakenshield
Thorin Oakenshield found one of the three legendary swords of Gondolin, Orcrist after it was missing for over 6000 years. Forged alongside its mate, Glamdring, Orcrist was meant to be wielded by only a few. Among those few was Ecthelion of the Fountain. Never officially stated that the sword belonge ...
174.99 USD
R/C Wi-Spi Helicopter
If the kid from Home Alone had owned one of these camera-equipped, iPhone-controlled R/C helicopters, that movie would have reached new levels of awesome in the wacky pranks and traps he could have set. He didn't have one, though: but you can! There may be other ways to spy on home intruders (or you ...
169.99 USD
Primitive Stainless Steel Knife
There are not many things about the Stone Age that people probably reminisce about. Hunting and gathering just to have enough food to hunt and gather? Living in a cave or crude stone structures? Fighting off wild animals? No, thank you. But this sleek and stylish Primitive Knife does celebrate one e ...
169.99 USD
Laser Twilight Stars Projector
Caution: This product is more amazing in real life than on a two dimensional website As you should well know here at ThinkGeek we are constantly striving to find tools for you, our loyal customers, to aid in your quest for World Domination. But we also want to encourage you to come up with schemes t ...
169.99 USD
Holy Crap You Guys It's a Rock From The Moon!
Sometimes, when a meteor and a celestial body love each other very much, they crash into each other, causing rocks to launch into space and eventually make their way to our beloved Earth. Until now, if you wanted a Moon baby, you had to be the first (FIRST!) person to the crash site and scoop up the ...
169.99 USD
ROCCAT Ryos MK Pro - Mechanical Gaming Keyboard
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
169.99 USD
Holy Crap You Guys It's a Rock From Mars!
Sometimes, when a meteor and a celestial body love each other very much, they crash into each other, causing rocks to launch into space and eventually make their way to our beloved Earth. Until now, if you wanted a Mars baby, you had to be the first (FIRST!) person to the crash site and scoop up the ...
169.99 USD
TokyoFlash Kisai Online
Japanese watch shop Tokyoflash is well known for their stylish and bold designs which typically include awesome displays utilizing LEDs. Their watches always seem to find new ways to indicate the time with intriguing cases and bands to match. Geeks everywhere certainly appreciate their collection of ...
168.99 USD
Star Wars Vehicle Graphics
Back in the early 90s, after Calrissian retired, hung up his sweet cape, and found a hobby, he and Han were roommates. They lived in downtown Hollywood in a wonderful flat and shared great times. Many of these great times took place in Lando's Land Cruiser: a re-envisioned Dodge Caravan. It was a no ...
164.99 USD
North Paw Directional Anklet Kit
The North Paw Directional Anklet Kit is an entire science experiment in one little kit. Actually, it's many. Nothing funny here; let's just get right to the awesome. First, you get the joy of soldering together a really snazzy kit. DIY-ing things is fun. But then, once you've assembled your North Pa ...
159.99 USD
Switchback Laptop Sling Pack
It's no secret that we're preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Here at ThinkGeek HQ, we've stockpiled Tactical Bacon and caffeinated products so we'll be the most hopped-up and greasy zombie fighters ever! But then we wondered... how long is WiFi going to last during the zombie apocalypse? Will ther ...
159.99 USD
Hobbit Staff of Gandalf FX Replica
Or, you know, "cannot" if the books are more your thing.... Speaking of which, a quote: All the dwarves sprang up, knocking over the table. Gandalf struck a blue light on the end of his staff, and in its firework glare the poor hobbit could be seen kneeling on the hearth-rug, shaking like a jelly th ...
159.99 USD
ScanGauge II Advanced Multi-Function Vehicle Monitor
As a general rule, geeks like to have access to as much data and statistics as possible. We figure this applies to our motor vehicles as well. To allow you to access extra information about your car, we introduce the ScanGauge II Automotive Computer. This gadget is easy to install and provides a set ...
159.99 USD
Impossible Sun 660 AF 600 Camera Kit
What world the world have been without Polaroids? How would the local grocery store have recognized their Employees of the Month? Outkast's "Hey Ya!" would make absolutely no sense. And the guy in Memento would be totally lost. It would be madness! Lucky for us the members of The Impossible Project, ...
159.99 USD
E-Ink Digital Display Watch
The E Ink technology used in this watch depicts digital time with the look of electronic paper and can be read accurately and instantly from any angle – vastly improving on dull liquid crystal displays (LCDs) that typify previous digital watches. The customizable dial allows you to select differen ...
149.99 USD
BACtrack Mobile Breathalyzer
Until now, there were only a couple different types of alcohol geeks. Wine geeks can take one whiff of a glass and tell you where the grapes grew. Beer geeks can lecture you for hours on best practices for brewing a quality IPA. But what about those of us who want to get nerdy about the actual drunk ...
149.99 USD
GCW-ZERO - Open Source Gaming Console
Want to play all kinds of games on just one device? Look no further than the GCW-Zero. It's retro handheld gaming built for gamers, by gamers. Run games from NES, SNES, GBA, Sega, PlayStation, PC and a whole lot more too numerous to mention. The GCW-Zero runs on Linux, so a huge library of open sour ...
149.99 USD
Bero - Be the Robot
Sure you get the fortress and the nice cape, but hands-down the best thing about being an evil overlord is the minions. You get to tell other humans what to do. Well, we do that already, but they're required to listen if you're an evil overlord. For those of you still working on your maniacal laught ...
149.99 USD
Bird Photo Booth
We were trying to identify what was weird about these pictures of birds. Here it is: they're straight on. Frequently when you see pictures of birds, they're giving you the side-eye like a prey animal, wondering if your camera is going to eat them. But with the Bird Photo Booth, they're not freaked o ...
149.99 USD
Giant Flip Clock
Flip clocks were the first digital clock of their day. A digital face run with an analog system, the look and feel of flip face clocks harkens back to the retro feel of yesteryear. Or, if you are like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, it harkens back to 6:00am yesterday morning. But nevermind that, grab ...
149.99 USD
Levitron Levitating Table Lamp
Magnets! How do they work? For years, this mystery has plagued people who haven't looked up the answer in a book or on Google or something. And to them this lamp truly is a miracle; the lampshade levitates 3 inches above the lamp itself and spins in a fascinating, counter-gravitational manner. Wheth ...
149.99 USD
PRO Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit
If you have a kitchen that's a bit too dark or a collectibles room that needs light in all the right places, you're going to love the Pro Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit. It's made by the same folks who make the non-Pro version, which we already know and love. The Pro set is just more of the same great ...
149.99 USD
Impossible Spectra First Edition Camera
Although kids today may not actually know what a Polaroid camera is, they can certainly appreciate the idea of instant photographs. Digital cameras and smartphones have made instant photos an everyday occurrence, but back when Polaroids came out, the idea of instant photos was absolutely revolutiona ...
149.99 USD
Skyroll Wrinkle-free Luggage Carrier
Flying these days involves so much inconvenience. Would you take off your shoes, empty your water bottle, take out your laptop, go through a metal detector, and be frisked by a stranger to ride the subway to work? Oh! And risk your bags not arriving at your destination? Heck, no. But for the frequen ...
149.99 USD
Giant Inflatable Beach Ball
If you're the type of geek who isn't allergic to sunshine, read on! What do you like to do at the beach? We're always up for some swimming if the water is warm enough, followed by a long walk, maybe collecting some shells, throwing frisbees for the dogs... but this product is going to revolutionize ...
149.99 USD
Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag
In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive... and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing research and analysis ThinkGeek Labs has isolated the exact synthetic compounds needed to re-create Tauntaun fur. What ...
149.99 USD
Star Wars Force FX Removable Blade Lightsabers
From the first time you saw the flash of light and that hum, way back in 1977, in Obi-Wan Kenobi's bungalow, you knew you wanted one. At first, you weren't quite sure what they were, but they were powerful and wonderful. And even now, after over 30 years, you still want one. The time has come, frien ...
149.99 USD
PowerPot Thermoelectric Generator
The minute we saw the PowerPot, we had to put it in our emergency kit. Whether we're losing power because the power company had a derpy day, after a big storm, or because the zombies have finally taken down the grid, it will be oh-so-handy to have a device that can boil our drinking water while char ...
149.99 USD
SeV Women's Lola Jacket
Puffer jackets remind us of when we were little and mom would send us out all bundled up. You had to walk like the Michelin man and couldn't bend over, but you were warm, dangit. Since they first came into style a few years ago, puffer jackets have gotten sleeker and more streamlined. You can bend e ...
149.99 USD
SeV Tropiformer Jacket
We love Scottevest's clothing so much that they decided to make an exclusive jacket just for us! The Tropiformer Jacket has the features you know and love if you're a fan of Scottevest outerwear, but it is made of a super lightweight material that's perfect for summer travel. The Tropiformer Jacket ...
149.99 USD
Women's Trench Coat from SeV
What's the problem with having a handful of digital gadgets at your every beck and call? You then have to find a place to stash them, which is not always convenient. All the adorable party clutches which we must have for special events? They don't really accommodate today's gadget girl. No space for ...
149.99 USD
GOW Smart Fabric Shirt With Integrated Sensors
It takes a lot to get us to run. A single pizza magically showing up in the office kitchen, a coveted con exclusive, really bad rain and us without an umbrella. Running for fitness? Really? Okay, a few of us do. (Also, Eva but she doesn't have an about page.) But if we could level up while we were e ...
149.99 USD
earHero - World's First Open Ear Earphones
We're going to teach you one of our favorite games. You ready? The game is called "Get Down, Mr. President!" When in a group of friends, put your index finger and middle finger over your ear, as though you're listening through an earpiece. Everyone in the group follows suit. Once you've figured out ...
149.99 USD
Romo Smartphone Controlled Robot
Okay. So we'll admit it. This xkcd had more than one of us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ sniffling. It was totally something we got in our collective eyes. What with all the R/C helicopters flying through the air and powdered caffeinated candy being passed around here, you can totally unders ...
149.99 USD
Half-Life 2 Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator Replica
ThinkGeek is proud to be chosen as one of the select retailers to be able to offer NECA's newest prop replica: the Half Life 2 Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator. Since Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator is a mouthful and ZPEFM isn't much better, how about we call it the Gravity Gun from here on o ...
149.99 USD
SeV Puffer Jacket
Puffer jackets remind us of when we were little and mom would send us out all bundled up. You had to walk like the Michelin man and couldn't bend over, but you were warm, dangit. Since they first came into style a few years ago, puffer jackets have gotten sleeker and more streamlined. You can bend e ...
149.99 USD
Quiet Pro: The World's Quietest Mechanical Keyboard
Ever have one of those days at work when the world is just TOO DAMN LOUD? You're trying to crunch some numbers or refactor some horrible code and you're hearing the music in the earbuds of your next-cube neighbor (who is likely half-deaf by now), the crunching of the girl around the corner who is ad ...
149.99 USD
Beacon Audio BLAZAR - Portable Bluetooth Stereo Device
Crank up the tunes, watch a movie, or give a presentation with high-quality sound, now with just a tiny speaker, no cords attached. BLAZAR Bluetooth speakers work wirelessly, so you don't even need to plug them in, and they last approximately 12 hours in between charges on their rechargeable batteri ...
149.99 USD
Das Keyboard
You wrote your first computer program when other kids were just learning to write. You hacked your first school terminal during recess. You dream in various programming languages. And you can type faster than most humans think. Finally, there is a keyboard that understands you: Das Keyboard. The Pro ...
148.99 USD
Dead Space Isaac Clarke Statue
One fun part about working at ThinkGeek is checking out all the sample products that people send us. Sometimes, we find awesome things and immediately snatch them up so we can share them with you. But sometimes, it’s a box full of bad ideas. Talking toilet paper holder? Uhh, no thanks. Cradling a ...
139.99 USD
SeV Standard Jacket
We're full of great advice, aren't we? Nobody wants to wear pants, but society dictates that we must cover our nether bits when in public. Ask any woman and she will tell you that the highlight of her day is when she can remove her bra. But alas, clothing is something we gotta do, so we should do it ...
135 USD
Hobbit Sting FX Sword
It's a knife for an Elf, but the perfect size to function as a sword for a Hobbit. That's one of the things that makes Sting, the weapon of Bilbo Baggins, so special. Also, it functions as an Orc detection system since it glows blue in their presence. This 1:1 scale reproduction from the Noble Colle ...
129.99 USD
Razer BlackShark Expert 2.0 Gaming Headset
The online gaming experience is immersive. Heck, when our copywriter monkey was deep in her WoW addiction, she was running around Ironforge in her dreams. But if you want to really experience your gaming, a pair of cheap speakers isn't going to do it. You need to strap on a headset worthy of your dw ...
129.99 USD
NeuroSky Mindwave Mobile Myndplay Bundle
Just kidding! Using the NeuroSky Mindwave Mobile will not give you the supersoldier powers of River Tam, but it is crazy fun. Mindwave Mobile is the world's least expensive research-grade EEG headset available. It interfaces with mobile devices (iOS and Android) and your desktop computer and can be ...
129.99 USD
Karotz - Wifi Interactive Smart Rabbit
When thinking about the robots that will soon take over the world and become our dictators executioners benevolent overlords, we imagine things like the T-1000s, Cylons, The Manhunters, Omnius, the Cybermen, the Borg, the Lord of Blades, the Geth, and possibly Killbots. Only Monty Python fans expect ...
129.99 USD
Hitcase - Waterproof Shockproof Mountable Video Case For iPhone
You ever felt that hesitation when you'd really like to have a photo of some crazy event but you think twice because you either don't really have the space to lug a separate camera or don't want to chance messing up your iPhone? We, too, are familiar with the Tupperware full of dead phone, rice, and ...
129.99 USD
Left 4 Dead Tank Statue
Dear Humans. This is Tank. You probably know me from hit game Left 4 Dead. Well, Tank need to get something off chest. It make Tank sad that as soon as you see him, you start shooting at him. Tank not mindless killing machine. Sure, Tank enjoy smashing human skulls to paste. What 12-foot tall, 800 p ...
129.99 USD
Smart Car Robotics
Young engineers can create vehicles and drive them through real and virtual worlds thanks to this 219-piece robotics kit. The kit comes with instructions for eight different vehicles: a "smart" car that can really moves, and cool models of a road car, a flying car, a motorcycle, a forklift truck, an ...
129.99 USD
Nimbus - Wink-Enabled Personal Assistant
What makes something a Wink product? They are not just more things for you to think about, but things that actually think about you. Products that are smarter because of the power of the Internet and the simplicity of mobile apps. The Nimbus displays real-time information that's important to you. Yo ...
129.99 USD
Star Wars Force FX Lightsabers
New styles - Mace Windu and Luke from Return of the Jedi! From the first time you saw the flash of light and that hum, way back in 1977, in Obi-Wan Kenobi's bungalow, you knew you wanted one. At first, you weren't quite sure what they were, but they were powerful and wonderful. And even now, after o ...
129.99 USD
Star Theater Pro Home Planetarium
On a clear night, one has only to look up to realize how much wonder is still waiting for us in the universe. Out there, amongst the stars, are secrets and surprises beyond our wildest dreams. Well why not, while you're working on your own way of getting up there to the stars, bring the stars down t ...
129.99 USD
Razer Orbweaver Elite Mechanical Gaming Keypad
"But ThinkGeek," you say, "I have the Razer Nostromo and it's pretty badass. Why would I want this Orbweaver? Will it make me better, faster, sexier?" You want the Orbweaver because it boasts 20 fully programmable buttons (Nostromo only had 16) and has the same mechanical key infrastructure that you ...
129.99 USD
Half Life 2 Headcrab Zombie Statue
Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I have been proud to call City 17 my ho ...
129.99 USD
Sphero Robotic Ball
All of our games are evolving. Just take a look at our Geek Kids section and you'll see the classic games you loved mixed in with amazing technologies that were the stuff of sci-fi when we were geeklings. Well, this little device is so awesome that we don't want to put it in the Geek Kids section. B ...
129.99 USD
Ka-Bar "Zomstro" Zombie Chopper
When the world has come and gone, the zombies have swept the earth and we're left with nothing more than wasteland, the few that survive will write the history books. Needless to say the history books will be short, bound with bloody t-shirts and written on the useless pages of preparedness manuals. ...
129.99 USD
Bberii Hydra Multi-Function Wi-Fi Drive
Our gadgets may keep getting smaller, but we've ended up with an army of devices to keep them going. Backup battery. Car charger. Home charger. Wi-fi router for connectivity. When you think about them all together as a single entity supporting your device, it becomes clear the whole kit and kaboodle ...
129.99 USD
Star Wars R2-D2 Trashcan
Trash is just not that cool. Not only can it be dirty and odorous but it's simply low-tech and boring. At least that's what we used to think... until we saw this amazing R2-D2 Trashcan and learned to love trash. This stylish trash receptacle is imported from Japan and is an incredibly detailed repli ...
129.99 USD
Multi-Color Outdoor LED Lighting Kit
There's nothing we like better than customizing our stuff. It's our hobby and our passion. So, outside at night, when it's dark . . . we like fiddling with that, too. And now we have a great new tool in the war against the inky blackness - one that doesn't simply illuminate, but in illuminating, it ...
129.99 USD
Sting The Sword Of Bilbo Baggins
Certainly the tiniest of the three legendary swords, Sting was crafted as a dagger alongside Orcrist and Glamdring. Just as its siblings, it glows blue in the presence of orc and goblin. Lost in the Fall of Gondolin, Sting was missing for millennia. Finally, it was found in the cave of three trolls ...
129.99 USD
Joker - The Killing Joke Statue
So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there's always madness. Madness is the emergency exit. - The Joker, Batman: The Killing Joke Batman gets some amazing one-shots. "Slayride." "The Nobo ...
129.99 USD
Game of Thrones White Walker Bust
After 10 years of summer, everyone in the Seven Kingdoms knows that a long winter likely lies ahead. As temperatures begin to drop, rumors start circulating that the feared, deadly White Walkers of the far north have begun to reappear. Everyone is resting easy in their beds at night knowing that The ...
124.99 USD
Minecraft Ultimate Drop Gift Set
The doubters may say that Minecraft isn't real. They say that you're spending all your time in a fantasy world that doesn't even exist in real life. Oh yeah? Well, prove them all wrong with this Ultimate Drop bundle, including 6 real-world Minecraft items. Just remember if you have to defend your ho ...
124.94 USD
Customizable Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
NECA noticed that everybody loved their Handheld Portal Devices and decided to pull out the molds for one more amazing rendition of everyone's favorite bit of Science in action. This time, you don't even need to commit to being Chell, or Atlas, or P-Body. You can be... YOU. Maybe your portal gun has ...
119.99 USD
Kiwi 2 Bluetooth Android Phone Car Diagnostic/ Performance Kit
If you're not a car geek, the light that says "CHECK ENGINE" might as well say "PC LOAD LETTER." Sure, we can open the hood and verify that indeed, the engine is still present, but beyond that, we're a little lost. Best we can do is drive it to the garage and hope that we don't get totally bamboozle ...
119.99 USD
Flips Hybrid HD Headphones
You pride yourself on your music collection. The more obscure the better! Currently, your jam is a weird South-Uruguayan Bangra-inspired gamelan-and-banjo hip-hop band... their early stuff, naturally - before they went all corporate. You're not stupid, though, and know that not everybody's ears are ...
119.99 USD
a380 Pocket Retro Game Emulator
The Pocket Retro Game Emulator looks a bit like the GameBoy Micro but that's where the similarities end. Load on NES, SNES, GBA, Sega Genesis, or Neo Geo roms and play your old favorites in the palm of your hand. With 4GB of built-in storage and (a micro SD slot for expansion) you can bring every si ...
119.99 USD
NT3 Black Ops 2 Throat Mic Communication System
As you know if you've ever yelled into your phone in high wind, a standard microphone uses air as its conductive medium, hence "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" A throat mic, on the other hand, picks up the vibrations generated from within the wearer's neck, so there's no air or noise interference. What does t ...
119.99 USD
Das Keyboard Gaming Sling
There's no need for your cables to get tangled and your accessories scuffed when you're transporting your gaming machine to and from a convention or LAN party. Keep it organized, safe, and tangle-free with this gaming sling, a messenger-bag-style carrying case for keyboard, mouse, and more. Slip in ...
118.99 USD
Plan-B Evac Sling Pack
As well-informed geeks, we can assume you have a plan for the zombie apocalypse. You've picked your safe house, collected up MREs, bottled water, and antibiotics, and you have a good idea where you're going to get your firepower for all that double-tapping. But what happens if it's a ROBOT UPRISING? ...
115.99 USD
Complete Solar System Necklace
When we first discovered it on Etsy, we highlighted this great necklace on our Facebook page, and you guys had one thing to say: where's Pluto? Guess what? We found it. We worked with the artists who create this necklace, and they agreed to make a version with Pluto just for y'all. So, you see, the ...
109.99 USD
Kata Jumbo Rucksack
It's back to school time, and we all know what that means. Lugging your books, tablets, phones, laptops, pens, pencils, cables, folders, water bottle, and papers from one end of campus to the other. Who's brilliant idea was it to have Calculus in Thompson Hall while Chem is all the way over in D5? T ...
109.99 USD
Space Rocks Master Collection
The UN Outer Space Treaty of 1967 prevents any government from laying claim to any piece of property outside of our pale blue dot, but nothing says you can't own a piece of the stars! Indiana Jones famously criticized that historical artifacts belonged in a museum, and he's correct when the pieces i ...
109.97 USD
Anti-Laundering Kit - One Week of Babydoll Tees
We've taken some of our most popular shirts and bundled them together to provide you with an entire extra week of laundry-avoidance for your torso. You're going to have to deal with the pants and underwear situation on your own. You: But, ThinkGeek, I'm one of your awesome customers, and I already h ...
104.93 USD
ROCCAT Isku FX - Multicolor Gaming Keyboard
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
99.99 USD
Withings WiFi Scale
Geeks everywhere are suffering from an imbalance. Maybe they eat too much junk, and are shaped more like Jabba than Solo. A few of us are perhaps a little smaller than we should be - and could stand to be a bit more Simon Phoenix-y... in the muscular way and not the insane murder-death-killery way. ...
99.99 USD
Borderlands 2 Swag-filled Limited Edition Diamond Plate Loot Chest
If you're Borderlands fans like us, you're going to need to wipe the drool from your face in about 30 seconds. You may have heard at PAX East -- or via tweets from PAX East -- that there is a new Loot Locker in town. So if you missed out on the Limited Edition Ultimate Loot Chest when you bought the ...
99.99 USD
Death Star Wall Cling
Everybody remembers where they were the day those terrorist rebels destroyed the Death Star. It was a dark day for the Empire - one that no one from the Outer-Rim to the Coreward worlds will ever forget. The rebellion hates us for our order, they hate us for our laws, and they hate us for our freedo ...
99.99 USD
Nightmare on Elm Street Animated Sweater
It would be safe to say this is the single most disgusting piece of apparel we've ever sold and will ever sell. If you've seen Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, you'll remember the scene where Freddy rips open his sweater and reveals the writhing faces of the souls trapped inside. That's ...
99.99 USD
Hazard 4 Wedge Tactical Camera Bag
A lot of moms and dads out there probably think that photographing their little ones' birthday parties or little league games is a lot like Combat Cam - requiring top-of-the-line gear, training, stamina, and tactics. But there are tons of photogs out there that really DO require a seriously rugged b ...
99.99 USD
NuForce Cube Portable Speaker/Headphone Amp/DAC
Everything these days is wireless, but sometimes you don't want to go through the rigamarole of syncing Bluetooth or getting all the devices to recognize each other just to listen to music. You wanna plug and play, literally, which is just what you can do with the NuForce Cube. If you're used to usi ...
99.99 USD
NiteCore P25 "Smilodon" 860 Lumen USB Rechargeable Tactical Flashlight
When you're packing for your next camping trip, or your zombie survival kit, you need a great flashlight. NiteCore makes great flashlights, the kind that are ultra bright, super effective, easy to use, and waterproof. These are the lights you want in your pack because they're the new favorite flashl ...
99.99 USD
ROCCAT Ryos MK - Mechanical Gaming Keyboard
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
99.99 USD
Bberii Pegasus Screen Share
There's this great big TV screen in the middle of our living room, and yet when we get together, we pass around a single tiny smartphone screen that has a photo album on it so each person can see the pictures in turn. And although its screen is a little bigger, we're tired of having everyone huddle ...
99.99 USD
My Little Pony Plush
Since we've been carrying My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic products, bronies have been complaining. "Y U NO HAVE MORE [insert pony here] STUFF, THINKGEEK?" So we decided to get some data straight from the horse's mouth, as it were. Here we have all of the Mane 6: Apple Jack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pi ...
99.99 USD
Hypnosquare LED Array
We'd guess that this neat LED visualizer uses more lines of code than pretty much all of your normal desk toys. Not your computer, obviously, that would be crazy. But this 8 x 8 LED array uses over 20,000 lines of C to dynamically create and generate thousands and thousands of unique lighting combin ...
99.99 USD
M48 Apocalypse Series
When it comes to zombie killing, we have to say that we're pretty much experts. Well, we've done the research. We've read the books, seen the movies, watched the TV shows. So you could say we've seen every possible way to off a zombie and we know the importance of the double-tap or decapitation. But ...
99.99 USD
10th Doctor Sonic Screwdriver Exclusive Programmable TV Remote
When our friends at The Wand Company wanted to make a TV remote based on David Tennant's sonic screwdriver, they did something cool: they called him up. And then he did something cooler: he lent them his screen-used prop so they could 3D scan it and make it into a remote control for all Whovians to ...
99.99 USD
Star Trek Enterprise Wall Cling
Have you been looking for "just the thing" to spruce up your game room? Is your media & gaming cave lacking a certain sense of adventure? Your problems are solved. This wall cling of the USS Enterprise NCC 1701 is over 7 feet wide! The ship from the original Star Trek series will make a big statemen ...
99.99 USD
Exclusive Team Fortress 2 Chess Set
When the troops from Reliable Excavation & Demolition and Builders League United aren't on the battlefield, they often unwind in the green room together. They sip sodas, eat cheese-flavored snacks, and play board games. But not just any board game. They play chess. Ah, chess - that classic game that ...
99.99 USD
Millennium Falcon Wall Cling
The Corellian Engineering Corporation has been a mainstay starship designer in the Galaxy for centuries. They are experts in manufacture of everything from the lowliest escape pod to the mightiest capital star cruisers. The CEC is a known and trusted entity throughout the history of both the Old and ...
99.99 USD
Serenity 1:400 Scale Desk Model
KAYLEE - You're gonna come with us. BOOK - Excuse me? KAYLEE - You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest. BOOK - She don't look like much. Kaylee was naturally proud of her ship. Sure, she's held together with tape and b ...
99.99 USD
Gunnar Computer Glasses
The human eye is a magnificent device. Refined over millions of years of evolution, it's a highly specialized and effective organ that helps us hunt prey, spot berries, and notice and dodge swinging clubs. As humanity continued to evolve, however, we relied more on the tools we manufactured rather t ...
99.99 USD
Jetboil Flash Cooking System Java Kit
One of the things we'll instantly miss when the zombies have overrun the cities is our favorite coffee shop. Whether you're a fan of a big chain or a mom n' pop, there's something special about your morning caffeine ritual. What are you going to do to get your morning jolt? (Besides the adrenaline o ...
99.99 USD
Avitron V2.0 R/C Flying Bird
Remember the day that birds somehow found their way into the school cafeteria? People would scream and squeal as the terrified birds swooped up to the ceiling or made for the glass windows trying frantically to get out. Finally, a janitor would come in with a net, free the birds and save the day! Th ...
99.99 USD
Princip Interactive LED Futuro Cube
What do you get when you take multi axis accelerometers, haptic vibration feedback, wireless connectivity, 4-channel audio and 54 multi-color LEDs and roll it into a handheld cube? A unique gaming experience unlike any other of course. What? You didn't know that? ThinkGeek worked with our European f ...
99.99 USD
Battle Damaged Iron Man 1/4 Deluxe Figure
At this point Robert Downey, Jr. is everybody's favorite "billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist." When he says, "I am Iron Man," it's not something you can argue. Even if you started out with a different idea of who Tony Stark was, today the actor and the role are pretty much synonymous. And ...
99.99 USD
Dorkfood Sous-Vide DSV
If you ever wonder what the number-one reason those reality-star TV chefs get sent home, it's usually under or over-cooked meat. The flame might be too high, your meat might be too thick, you may have not timed things right. The result is often shouted from the pass, "IT'S RAW, YOU DONKEY!" What if ...
99.99 USD
Star Trek Coasters Classic Art Coasters
If each episode of the original Star Trek series was a film, and had its own movie poster - what would they look like? Can you imagine "Mirror, Mirror"? "Space Seed"? Or even "The Trouble With Tribbles"? Well, stop imagining - each episode of Star Trek has been rendered into a retro-inspired poster, ...
99.99 USD
Bluetooth Handset Gloves
There are a few fairly universal pantomimes that everybody in the civilized world understands, regardless of culture. Shake your head for 'no,' scribbling in mid-air for 'check-please,' thumb-and-pinky held up to the ear for 'call-me.' While we're not sure exactly when it was that the 'call-me' pant ...
99.99 USD
Hypnocube Animated LED Cube
Work is stressful. Even if you're lucky enough to have an awesome job like working at ThinkGeek, there are still those days that make you wanna pull out your hair. We can't just sock you out so you think you've been fishing all day. That's really not what we do. However, the good news is, we think t ...
99.99 USD
Jump from Paper Bags
Jump From Paper bags were invented by two women in Taiwan who thought it would be awesome to bring 2D illustrated bags to life. These three bags feature bold outlines, bright and vibrant colors, and will definitely turn heads. In a way, they remind us of those movies when 2D animation was mixed in w ...
99.99 USD
Bberii Gemini Smart TV Stick
While the devices themselves keep shrinking, it seems like the screens on tablets just keep getting bigger. We've gotten used to streaming to our TVs now, but what if you read your mail and checked Facebook on a screen as big as your TV? It's all fun and games until you have to figure out how to rep ...
99.99 USD
Marshall Major FX Headphones
Having your headphones on is one of the universal office signs for "don't bother me." While in-ear headphones are more subtle and folks behind you may not even realize you have them on, over-ear headphones leave no doubt and are perfect for introverts who need to focus. But you don't want to look li ...
99.99 USD
WeWood Jupiter Watch
There are a lot of reasons to love wood. For starters, it's a valuable resource in Settlers of Catan. Secondly, it's where we get awesome things like Player's Handbooks and not-so-awesome things like TPS reports. (Sick of TPS reports? We're hiring.) But if you happen to be an animal lover or strict ...
99.99 USD
ROCCAT Kave 5.1 - Surround Sound Gaming Headset
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
99.99 USD
Hurricane 2 Canless Air System
Canned air is fun, but it's not the most friendly or safe product on the market. It's full of things that are are hard to type, like difluoroethane, trifluoroethane, and tetrafluoroethane. It emits greenhouse gases and can give you frostbite if you're not careful. Oh, and it can cause flash fires, s ...
99.99 USD
Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring
The One Ring gave its bearer new powers of invisibility and immersed them into a shadowy world of darkness. Even those who were truly pure and unselfish couldn't help but be corrupted by the ring with time. We recommend you be careful then when you order this One Ring replica from The Lord of the Ri ...
99.99 USD
Nitecore SRT7 "Revenger" 960 Lumen Flashlight w/ RGB Function
Designed for law enforcement, hunting, and tactical applications, the Revenger is part of the first line of flashlights to feature third generation SSR (smart selector ring) technology. SSR lets you smoothly and rapidly select brightness level and function, going from 0 - 960 lumens. It's waterproof ...
99.99 USD
WeWood Moon Ladies Watch
There are a lot of reasons to love wood. For starters, it's a valuable resource in Settlers of Catan. Secondly, it's where we get awesome things like Player's Handbooks and not-so-awesome things like TPS reports. (Sick of TPS reports? We're hiring.) But if you happen to be an animal lover or strict ...
99.99 USD
12 Survivors Roll Up Survival Kits
It's already been established that the zombie apocalypse is happening; it's just a matter of when. Be prepared for it with the 12 Survivors Roll Up Kit: the first aid for those little cuts and bruises caused by the fleeing and the knife set for when those cuts and bruises aren't from tree branches, ...
99.99 USD
Retro Duo Portable NES/SNES Game System
Yes, you're reading this right: a portable version of the Retro Duo NES/SNES system. So now you can take your 8-bit NES and 16-bit SNES games on the road! The Retro Duo Portable Game System is pretty much the dream configuration for any retro gamer. Not only can you play solo, but it also hooks up t ...
99.99 USD
Withings Pulse
There are so many fitness gadgets on the market today. SO MANY. We know because we've tried all of them on various staff members: from our most sedentary lazybutts to our code monkey Jennifer who frequently kicks (and punches, and chokes) people in Krav Maga classes. So when we say we like Withings ...
99.99 USD
11th Doctor Sonic Screwdriver Programmable TV Remote
The Sonic Screwdriver Programmable TV Remote lets you feel like a time lord while lounging on your couch eating fish fingers and custard. This Mark VII Sonic Screwdriver is specially created for Earth use. It's been simplified so as not to cause danger to human operators, while still being an extrem ...
99.99 USD
SleepPhones Headphones
Sometimes, it feels as though the universe is conspiring against us when it comes to getting quality shut-eye. Know what we mean? You finally get snuggled up in your bed, ready to crash, when the baby next door decides to get colicky. You move to the living room to crash on the sofa, but it sounds a ...
99.95 USD
Keyport Slide 2.0 Starter Bundle
If we were professors, those of us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ would be the absent-minded variety. We're constantly losing our train of thought as another one leaves the station or leaving things all over the place. Once a meeting has cleared the room, it's not uncommon to see someone's mu ...
99 USD
LaQ Limited Edition Mazinger Z
We can't claim these building blocks are made of Super-Alloy Z. After all, that would mean we'd gone to Mt. Fuji, dug through the sediment to find the reservoir, brought everything back to our lab, forged Japanium, and from Japanium made Super-Alloy Z. While we love you, we're just not that ambitiou ...
97.99 USD
The Walking Dead Compendium
Tired of those "new" zombies like in 28 Days Later or the remake of Dawn of the Dead? Everyone knows that REAL zombies do not run; real zombies shamble. If you're a fan of real zombies, you're going to love The Walking Dead, if you aren't already familiar with it. It's a saga by Robert Kirkman that ...
94.99 USD
Leaf Ultimate Paper Thin Indoor HDTV Antenna
Getting free TV channels has been made easier with the Leaf Ultimate, the most powerful indoor antenna you can find. The original Leaf had some issues when you were too close to a signal source, but the Leaf Ultimate has conquered that weakness! It has a revolutionary digital TV amplifier with low n ...
89.99 USD
SeV Chloe Ladies' Hooded Jacket
Running and hiking geeks rejoice! The Chloe Hooded Jacket is the perfect companion for your exercise endeavors. It features a sporty cut and wicking, breathable fabric. Of course, it works just as well if you're only walking to the deli for a sandwich on your lunch break. We don't judge. Like our ot ...
89.99 USD
ROCCAT Kone XTD - Max Customization Gaming Mouse
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
89.99 USD
Vox T-Hawk
As we've learned in The Walking Dead, guns aren't the best way to kill zombies. For starters, bullets aren't reusable and everybody wants them. You may be lucky enough to have looted a large cache of projectiles, but they aren't going to last forever. More importantly, guns make a lot of noise. We'r ...
89.99 USD
Yaba X Portable Surface Speaker & Guitar Amplifier
When we were little, we loved to play on transformers. We knew we weren't supposed to, but they were just the right height for kids to climb up on, and they made that irresistible humming. Turns out magnetostriction, the force that makes transformers hum, is also the force that makes vibration speak ...
89.99 USD
Malcolm Reynolds Metal-plated Pistol Prop Replica
If you're reading this here product description, we reckon you must be a Browncoat. Or perhaps one of those slimy Alliance-types trying to glean some information on the whereabouts of one Captain Malcolm Reynolds and his crew. If you're the latter, best be on your way. Nothin' to see here. But if yo ...
89.99 USD
Amoeba Dual Purpose Digital Microscope
As wee geeks, we loved our science classes. Science was always fun and hands-on and related to the things we interacted with in our daily lives. Getting to play with the microscopes fell in the category of Best. Day. Ever. Using a microscope was like looking into a different world. We saw things tha ...
89.99 USD
Anti-Theft, Slash-Proof React Messenger Bag
There's a lot to get to here, so we'll just jump in. You have some nice stuff: an awesome laptop, a cool tablet, other junk - and we want to make sure that stuff arrives safely with you where-so-ever you may roam. But there are folks out there who want to deprive you of your goodies by stealing them ...
89.99 USD
M48 Tactical Survival Series
Basically all of our tools here at ThinkGeek claim to be your perfect go-to item during the zombie apocalypse. And many of them totally are. But what if the zombie apocalypse doesn't come during our lifetime? Wouldn't you rather be stocked up on tools you can actually use? Less spear. More shovel. L ...
89.99 USD
Movie Night Accent Pillows
Movies are rarely a solitary hobby. Even if watched alone, thoughts, excitements, and moments are always shared with friends. But, the most popular movie-going friends are always the ones you never think about until they're gone: the snacks! Sure, everyone eats popcorn and potato chips, uses the rem ...
89.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Wastebin
Let's face it, when you're working your tail off refactoring code, writing up reports, diving into spreadsheets, or designing kickass graphics, you don't have time to clean... or even to empty your own garbage can. And so it happens... your garbage can becomes full, and then you start perching thing ...
89.99 USD
Star Wars Chewbacca Messenger Bag
There are many things you should know about having a Wookiee as a friend. For starters, always, always, always let the Wookiee win. Put aside your pride. Take the fall in all games. Let him get into the bathroom first after a long road space trip. Let him get the girl. It'll be easier to pilot your ...
89.99 USD
Star Wars Jedi & Sith Bath Robes
When a Jedi isn’t busy being a Jedi - gallivanting across the galaxy, negotiating trade disputes, or cutting the arms off of loudmouth bar patrons, they’re often found at home, relaxing on their easy-chairs and sipping on white-russians. It’s true. Nothing is more important to a Jedi than sere ...
89.99 USD
MondoHub 28 Port USB 2.0/3.0 Hub
Is your menagerie of USB powered devices getting a little too big for the britches of your current hub? Never fear, MondoHub is here with 28 ports. Unlike many other USB hubs, the MondoHub features four SuperSpeed USB 3.0 ports and is great for charging your devices or transferring data. The case is ...
89.99 USD
Switch v2 Modular Pocket Knife
Pocket knives are handy, but have you ever noticed that even if you have a 9999-function knife, you only use a small percentage of the tools available to you? It sucks to have to upgrade to a more expensive knife to get one tool you need and five that you don't. This is especially annoying to those ...
89.99 USD
Magic Wand - Programmable TV Remote
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. See that word there? CONTROLLER. It means you control the battlefield; you control everything! Sure, you're squishy and ...
89.99 USD
Star Wars Chewbacca Plush With Sound
You have to wonder how much of what Chewie says is really horribly insulting things in Shyriiwook. After all, outside of Kashyyyk, you're not going to bump into too many who know the mother tongue. In fact, we're going to bet that all of the noises this Chewbacca Plush makes when you hug it are vulg ...
89.99 USD
Armillary Explorer Sundial Necklace
These days they say that the number of people wearing wrist watches is drastically in decline. We have cell phones to tell time. Why do we need wristwatches? The answer is: we don't. We need neckwatches. This unique necklace is fashioned after the armillary, a fixed spherical device used to teach as ...
87.99 USD
Star Wars Gift Bundle
You're out of this world! Though at times we know you wanted to Force Choke your boss, you showed great restraint and maintained your Jedi ways. (We'll overlook that time you Force Choked that guy from that other department who tried to throw you under the bus about that thing. That's between us, ol ...
85.95 USD
Star Trek The Movie Tunics
The new J.J. Abrams Star Trek films have created a modern take on Starfleet and the universe that generations have cherished. These tunics are direct interpretations of the uniforms used in the modern Trek films and are made of high-quality spandex for a cozy fit. Down to the details of the braids s ...
84.99 USD
Gerber GDC Everyday Carry Tools
The Dissension happened without anyone realizing what was going on. A few clowns with PhDs in biotechnology created these things -- the Balloon Animi -- to be their minions, so they could rule the planet. But after they became aware and figured out our ploys, they just floated a bit out of reach and ...
84.99 USD
Team Fortress Red Pyro Sweater
You can't see his face and you can't understand what he's saying, but the Pyro is good at one thing: setting people on fire. And that, let's be honest, is a pretty useful skill, which is at least part of why Pyro is such an awesome character in Team Fortress. This sweater puts you into Pyro's place ...
84.99 USD
Caffeine Molecule Necklace
Your favorite molecule shouldn't be relegated to casual Fridays. Bring it with you every day with a sterling silver incarnation. Designed by a wayward Ph.D. post-grad in molecular biophysics, this sterling silver caffeine molecule pendant is about 1.5 inches wide. It hangs from a sterling silver sna ...
84.99 USD
BioShock Infinite: The Siege of Columbia Board Game
In our humble opinion, BioShock Infinite was a fantastic game. It had guns, flying around on Sky-Lines, cities floating in the clouds, Elizabeth, some plot twists and turns, and all this in the middle of a great big war (also in the clouds). It was massive. Stands to reason, then, that a board game ...
84.99 USD
Mass Effect N7 Sneaker
What do you do when you're not saving the galaxy as Commander Shepard? Maybe some dancing and eavesdropping on the patrons of the dance club. Maybe a bit of schmoozing with that cutie you've been flirting with. Maybe even lifting some weights in the Normandy's gym. No matter what you're doing on you ...
84.99 USD
Minecraft Fan Bundle
Just over the hill is a magical cave. At first glance, it gives you the willies. Peering deeper is out of the question and you get an extra spring in your step as you run away. But with the right tools and an extra bag of courage, a new world awaits inside. Enter at your own peril and beware all the ...
84.96 USD
Destructor Gender Bender Comic-Con Exclusive
When Bender "Bending" Rodriguez stepped into the Ultimate Robot Fighting ring, he quickly cursed and spat his way to the top. With his ratings on the decline, however, the Ultimate Robot Fighting League decided to switch things up a bit. And by "switch things up" we mean put Bender in a pink tutu an ...
79.99 USD
SOG PowerAssist Multi-Tool
Or two knives and 11 other tools to be specific. The SOG PowerAssist Multitool is a beast. Let's begin with the fact that one model of the PowerAssist comes with a C4 punch. Now let's think about this for a second: what type of person needs a C4 punch and more importantly what do they expect of thei ...
79.99 USD
Razer Tartarus Expert Gaming Keypad
Power gamers: Do you have the Nostromo and love it but you're not quite ready to commit to the Orbweaver? Meet the next step in Razer's gaming keypad evolution, the Tartarus. The Tartarus boasts 16 more "buttons" than the Nostromo (taking advantage of the thumbstick), plus the ergonomic design and t ...
79.99 USD
Limited Edition Deluxe Doctor Who River Song's TARDIS Journal
This is it. Just as the Sonic Screwdriver is that one prop that makes or breaks a Doctor costume, the TARDIS covered journal is the bit that really finishes off a River Song costume. We love the one we sell, but we always dreamed for something more. And then it gets made and is a small run, conventi ...
79.99 USD
Massive Cosplay Titan Sword
We like the idea that one should speak softly and carry a big stick. The problem is that some of us aspire to be more than a druid or a wizard. Some of us want to be fighters or paladins! Why bonk an orc on the head with a stick when you can slice his ugly mug clean off his shoulders? HEADS WILL ROL ...
79.99 USD
Doom Razor Attacknid R/C Combat Creatures
Everyone knows that a robot cannot harm a human or through inaction cause a human to come to harm. But there's no rules about robots having Fight Club with other robots. We wonder if household robots sneak off to an undisclosed location to beat each other up while their humans sleep. Attacknids are ...
79.99 USD
Pivot Power Genius - Wink Enabled Power Supply
What makes something a Wink product? They are not just more things for you to think about, but things that actually think about you. Products that are smarter because of the power of the Internet and the simplicity of mobile apps. The Pivot Power Genius brings smart to a product with an already outs ...
79.99 USD
Glo Nightlight with Glowing Balls
Monsters are a real and serious threat to the sanity and sleep quality of parents everywhere. As long as our geeklings think that monsters present a real danger, they won't sleep. And if the geeklings don't sleep, nobody sleeps. The problem with your standard night light is that it only illuminates ...
79.99 USD
Secrid Slim Wallet
These days most people carry more credit cards than cash. On any given day you might be lucky if you have enough cash in your wallet to pay for a large cup of coffee. Credit is king, so it's about time that there was a wallet designed to make credit cards the priority. The Secrid Slim Wallet is a mo ...
79.99 USD
evoMouse - Virtual Mouse
Our iPads and tablets have taught us to embrace gesture-based navigation. When we can't see something well, we do the zoom anti-pinch if there's even a chance that the surface might be a touch screen. It's only embarrassing in public. Now's the right time for the evoMouse, a virtual mouse that works ...
79.99 USD
Vacuum Brewer
Vacuum brewing is exceptionally effective at extracting all the flavor from the coffee grounds without the more "chewy" texture of the french press method. The method is pretty old school, but it's awesome to watch and the resulting brew is clear and delicious. Delicate coffees like African and Cent ...
79.99 USD
Star Trek Cycle Jersey
Star Trek fans are doctors, lawyers, politicians, coders, engineers, artists, and athletes. They are everywhere, and they are legion. Recognizing each other by their clothes, jewelry, bags, and bumper stickers, they greet each other with a lift of an eyebrow, and a traditional Vulcan salute, answeri ...
79.99 USD
Star Wars R2-D2 Inflatable R/C
Little R2-D2 such a feisty little droid packed into such a small package. But really, could a under trained moisture farmer thrown into the middle of the Rebel Alliance ask for a better companion to aid him in his quest? Without R2-D2, Luke would never meet Obi-Wan. Where would he be then? Living ou ...
79.99 USD
Beacon Audio PHOENIX 2 - Portable Bluetooth Speaker
If many of us could set our life to music, we probably would. A motivating song with a fast beat for our workouts, a romantic ballad during candlelight dinners, relaxing instrumentals on long hikes, the "Imperial March" for bad moods. It would be awesome. Unfortunately, technology has not quite carr ...
79.99 USD
Game of Thrones Stark Direwolf Bookends
When the weather gets nasty, it's time to curl up by your fireplace with your favorite book. We're all Summer Children, so we have no idea what it's like to endure a long Winter, Westeros-style. Did you suddenly get an image of a direwolf dancing Gangnam style? No? That's just us? Okay then. Carry o ...
79.99 USD
Jellyfish2 Color Lamp
Squishy Pantone isn't your average jellyfish, lounging around in the ocean, stinging fish and humans alike. He's a color copying gangsta who always plays his cards right. And by cards, he means colors. Chili Pepper, Blue Iris, Mimosa, Turquoise... when the whims of the public change, so does Squishy ...
79.99 USD
Plushtography Camera Lens Pillows
Camera aficionados have to really have a passion for their equipment, but there are very few ways to demonstrate that passion outside the studio. Sometimes you can tell from the quality of their camera bag, but generally it's just that they spend a lot of time shooting and produce really good work. ...
79.99 USD
ROCCAT Kulo 7.1 - Virtual 7.1 USB Gaming Headset
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
79.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Fridge
We assume that the TARDIS probably has a kitchen in it somewhere, created at the behest of a companion, of course. It's pretty rare that we see the Doctor sitting down to a meal, unless he's assessing the palate of his new incarnation. Fish fingers and custard FTW! You may not be a companion (yet!) ...
79.99 USD
Rebel Pilot Costume Hoodie
Every time you turn the ignition in your car. Each moment when you're accelerating to highways speed. Whenever you hear the doors closing on the bus as you use socially-responsible public transportation. These are the times when you hear "Lock S-foils in attack position," "Great shot, kid!," or "No, ...
79.99 USD
Star Trek Fine Art Prints
You were thinking about setting up your living room to look like the deck of the Enterprise. It makes sense: you could set up a projector for the view screen... but of course, "some people" think that's not practical. Maybe not so "grown-up." But you'll show them... with these beautiful, colorful Tr ...
79.99 USD
Star Trek Command Cycle Jersey
Star Trek fans are doctors, lawyers, politicians, coders, engineers, artists, and athletes. They are everywhere, and they are legion. Recognizing each other by their clothes, jewelry, bags, and bumper stickers, they greet each other with a lift of an eyebrow, and a traditional Vulcan salute, answeri ...
79.99 USD
Kinto Carat Japanese Coffee Maker
Brewing coffee is a remarkably precise process. There are more than eight-hundred flavor compounds extracted from the ground beans, the balance of which comes only from precise control over the volume, grind-size, water temperature, water pH and salinity, and time. Many coffee makers try to automate ...
79.99 USD
Gamer Gift Pack
We know quite a few gamers and that is why we put together this awesome gift pack. What's Included: Retro Video Game Cartridge Pillow Set For naptime with her favorite wee geek. Pixel Heart Heat Changing Mug Because being around Mom heals you to full life. Critical Hit LED D20 Die Whether she plays ...
79.95 USD
N7 Tech Hoodie
You have graduated from an elite training program. You should show that off. But not in a "Hey look at me! I'm a big, famous, Marine" kinda way. That's not how you do that. Something subtle like this N7 jacket. It's understated. It's stylish. It's elegant. Another person would have to be a player, t ...
77.99 USD
Bauhaus Single Hand Watch
You consider yourself a pretty advanced time teller. You can convert the server time from UTC to your time in no time flat. Military time? You don't skip a beat. But have you dazzled your friends with the ability to tell time on a watch with only one hand? The Bauhaus Single Hand Watch is a beautifu ...
75.99 USD
Reverse Watch
Telling time on a clock is one of the first things you learn in elementary school. You learn the minute hand and the hour hand, and are quizzed by the teacher in the front of the room with one of those bright yellow clocks. Things got a bit more complicated with watches that used hash marks instead ...
75.99 USD
The Bleep Drum Kit
You've just moved into town and you head to the local cantina: Chalmun's Cantina. The band there is weird, but really is rockin' the place. Suddenly, some of their equipment fails them. You push past a bunch of folks you'll befriend later (the Larses, Ponda Baba, Momaw Nadon, to name a few), and ste ...
74.99 USD
iNecklace
When we saw this necklace, we knew it was perfect for our audience. It works both for straight-up Apple fangirls and also the girl who has to get under the hood of every gadget. For the former, this pendant is ready to go right out of the box. The default pulse that comes preprogrammed is reverse en ...
74.99 USD
Stackable Brick Mugs
Open shelving is very on-trend in the world of home decor these days. People are eliminating their upper cabinets in favor of easy access shelving that displays some of their most-used or most-beloved kitchen items. Stackable Cube Mugs make mugs one of those easy-to-store and easy-to-access kitchen ...
74.99 USD
SeV Ladies' Cardigan
Remember that totally awesome beaded handbag Hermione owned? The one that was tiny but fit a tent, food, the invisibility cloak, and basically everything a wizard or witch would need when on the run from Lord Voldemort? We always wanted one of those. Who hasn't gone on a trip and wished they could f ...
74.99 USD
MechaniCard® Kinetic Sculptures
Every once in a while, as we scour the universe for products we know you'll love, we find something magically delicious. Something that transcends mere product; something that can only be called "art." When we were approached by the creator of MechaniCard® Kinetic Sculptures, we knew we had jum ...
74.99 USD
N7 Elite Armor Stripe Hoodie
You have graduated from an elite training program. You should show that off. But not in a "Hey look at me! I'm a big, famous, Marine" kinda way. That's not how you do that. Something subtle like this N7 jacket. It's understated. It's stylish. It's elegant. Another person would have to be a player, t ...
74.99 USD
Dosh Desmopan Wallet
There are all kinds of ways to carry your money nowadays - you can fold your bills into a leather pocket with your credit cards and ID stuffed inside. Alternatively, you can fold duct-tape together, or even use toughened paper. Nothing wrong with those methods of remuneration-management, but if you' ...
74.99 USD
The Pointy End Necklace
The females at ThinkGeek often pick out our jewelry based on the mood we're in that morning. We have a suggestion with this piece: pick out your jewelry based on what mood you know you're going to be in later in the day. Brace yourself to call somebody out. Get the confidence to be contentious when ...
74.99 USD
Razer Hammerhead Pro Analog Gaming & Music In-Ear Headset
If you don't think you need a set of dedicated headphones for gaming, you can move along. We don't need your kind here. Still here? Good. Check this out. The Razer Hammerhead Pro Analog Gaming & Music In-Ear Headset are the perfect in-ear monitor for mobile gaming. They're great when you're tight on ...
69.99 USD
Minecraft Steve Bundle
You don't have enough time to sit around building a complicated costume that's a tribute to your favorite game. You know how we know? Because you'd rather be spending your time playing that game. See, we're gamers, too, so we understand these things. That's why we put this little bundle together for ...
69.99 USD
Space Odyssey Astronaut Hoodie
Time to suit up. Whether you need to go to the moon, or just down the hall to accounting, do it in style with this Astronaut Costume Hoodie. It's got all the goodness of a hoodie, with some extra "spacey" features. SPACE is embroidered across the chest in a NASA-esque font. The wired hood simulates ...
69.99 USD
Lil Friends - Mini Neck Knives
These are just the most adorable little baby knives! So we're not surprised Böker named the line "Lil' Friends," which sounds like the title of an 80s cartoon. But we should mention they are super sharp, and, made from 440 stainless steel, they cut through almost anything. Convenient enough to ...
69.99 USD
Porkfolio - Wink-Enabled Piggy Bank
What makes something a Wink product? They are not just more things for you to think about, but things that actually think about you. Products that are smarter because of the power of the Internet and the simplicity of mobile apps. The Porkfolio brings the old-fashioned piggy bank into the modern age ...
69.99 USD
Egg Minder - Wink-Enabled Egg Tray
What makes something a Wink product? They are not just more things for you to think about, but things that actually think about you. Products that are smarter because of the power of the Internet and the simplicity of mobile apps. The Egg Minder makes sure your day always starts off "sunny side up." ...
69.99 USD
Fiendish Japanese Pocket Puzzle
These palm size puzzles are almost too deviously evil to inflict on you and your friends. The moment these solid metal precision crafted monstrosities arrived from Japan, productivity at the ThinkGeek world headquarters dropped to an all time low as puzzle solving obsession kicked in. In fact we bar ...
69.99 USD
Plants vs. Zombies Deluxe Plush
Are you ready to ward off an attack by a group of crazy killer zombies? Do you have the proper plant seeds to protect your home? Have you been layering your garden full of lush green goodies? No? No?!?! Then you might be in deep crap. (Mental note: Crap could be good. Makes good fertilizer!) Never f ...
69.99 USD
Deluxe Handheld Digital Microscope
Having grown up in the era of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, we've always wanted to shrink down to super tiny size and experience a world where a blade of grass could serve as a slide and we could ride on the backs of giant ants. Of course, that would also mean we'd probably get eaten by something. A gru ...
69.99 USD
Olloclip iPhone Camera Lens System
Checking emails, brewing a cup of Dagobah Green Tea, hanging up your collection of ThinkGeek t-shirts, putting on Wild Cherry Pepsi lip balm, using PorkKleen Hand Sanitizer to protect yourself from germs, refilling your red Swingline stapler, eating Tribbles n'Bits cereal, reading the newspaper... e ...
69.99 USD
Pro Tech Electronics Repair Tool Kit
Everyone loves a handy(wo)man and if you're sussing out a potential spouse, you know that at least one of you needs that skill set. When it comes to fixing light bulbs, leaky faucets, or the vastly more complicated death ray, most people do just fine. But, in a decade defined by technology, that lig ...
69.99 USD
Stormtrooper Costume Hoodie
Maybe you're a member of the 501st, but not every occasion calls for full armor. Driving to an event? Easier without the pauldron hindering your lane-change head turn. Filling your gas tank? That blaster rifle may make folks nervously eye the "no smoking" signs. Grocery shopping? The body glove will ...
69.99 USD
The Moon Halotech Lithophane Watch
There's a lot we know about our moon, but there are also things you may not know. For example - it has a name! Luna. Also, it's no miracle that she only ever shows us the same side. The Moon is tidally locked with us, meaning that because she's so close to Earth, the difference of gravity between th ...
69.99 USD
SEGA Genesis Power Partner - High-Capacity Portable Battery
Maybe you carry an old-school console around with you everywhere. (If you do, props to you.) For those of us for whom that's not entirely practical, now there's this option. Many of us DO carry around an emergency battery, which are pretty dull looking. But they don't have to be. This Power Partner ...
69.99 USD
Doctor Who Talking Plush
The Doctor's made several trips to parallel universes over his 900+ years, including one in which the Roman Empire got tired of conquering just Earth and started expanding to other planets and universes. We'd like to hope there's a parallel universe out there where the Daleks are snuggly and adorabl ...
69.99 USD
Deadpool Costume Hoodie
Little yellow box: Do I still think in those little yellow boxes? Yellow dialog bubble: I'm good. Little yellow box: Oooh, I missed you, little yellow boxes! What fun we shall have together! That fourth wall? Not broken. Totally gone. It's like Deadpool rented a bulldozer (from Home Depot, not the s ...
69.99 USD
R2-D2 Costume Hoodie
The best thing about wearing this R2-D2 Costume Hoodie is that as soon as you put it on, nobody expects you to say a thing. However, you may be expected to make assorted whirring and clicking noises, so it's best to be prepared. 60% cotton / 40% polyester full-zip hoodie. Officially-licensed Lucasfi ...
69.99 USD
Star Trek Klingon Bird of Prey Ship
We're going to give you a warning about this collectible. Do not, under any circumstances, activate the cloaking device. Once you do, you're not going to be able to find it again. Trust us. There are at least three of these in TGHQ... somewhere. We've been scattering stones everywhere, Indiana Jones ...
69.99 USD
Workstation Repair Tool Kit
A great toolkit for the modern geek including nice sets of screwdrivers, pliers and various size wrenches. These tools will allow you to perform all of the basic repairs on computers and workstations. Also, handy for modding activities and last minute gaming upgrades. The toolkit has these component ...
69.99 USD
Star Wars R2-D2 Bathrobe
Not a morning person? Try this mind hack to get yourself up and out of bed: pretend you're a droid. Hang the R2-D2 Bathrobe by your bed. When the alarm goes off, sit up immediately. You're a droid! This is your programming! You cannot resist. Slap off the alarm, put on your R2-D2 Bathrobe and shuffl ...
69.99 USD
Star Wars Boba Fett Bathrobe
Being a bounty hunter is dirty work. You can spend weeks or months away from home, tracking your target, watching his daily movements, planning the best way to capture him and then implementing that plan. With the amount of hours on the job, it's no surprise that showers are a luxury you just can't ...
69.99 USD
Chewie Costume Hoodie
Wow. There are bounty hunters and there are poachers out in the universe, but none like you. You caught and skinned a Wookiee and now you dare to wear his carcass around like a coat? Daaaaaaaaaaang. Are you really sure you want to invite all the other Wookiees in the universe to attack you on sight? ...
69.99 USD
Boba Fett Hoodie
So this Boba Fett hoodie ain't made of duraplast. And it doesn't have an armor liner. It is not going to protect you from blasts, fire, acid, poisons, or corrosive substances. However, it will protect you from chill in your standard movie theater or in the office when your boss, who has the only the ...
69.99 USD
Iron Man Costume Hoodie
So we originally specced out this hoodie to be made of a new geodesic alloy with carbon nanotube-reinforced ceramic plates and coated with a kevlar-like polymer. But let's be realistic here. How likely are you to be attacked by HYDRA while at Starbucks? Or M.O.D.O.K. in the grocery store? Yeah. We t ...
69.99 USD
Portal 2 Aperture Laboratories Messenger Bag
Among the thousands of scientific masterpieces created by acclaimed Aperture Labs, the Portal Aperture Lab Messenger Bag is not one of them. These bags were actually created to be part of a gift basket sent to the widows and widowers of those that died during tests. We sent some of our red shirt mon ...
69.99 USD
Andru - Android Robot USB Device Charger
We Android geeks are an interesting bunch. For all our various reasons, we are avoiding buying an iPhone. Maybe we like to customize our devices. Maybe we like having access to our files. Maybe we like options in general. No matter what the reason, we love our lil droids. And finally, we have an acc ...
69.99 USD
Doctor Who Bathrobes
Spacetime is so mind boggingly huge, trying to witness the totality of it in one glance would drive a man insane. Looking into the untempered schism of existence can leave a man with a profound sense of scale, drive him gibberingly mad, or, occasionally, reassure you that you're the hoopiest frood i ...
69.99 USD
Leonardo Da Vinci Wooden Invention Kits
Leonardo Da Vinci was a gifted artist. A look into his illustrations proves what a genius he was . . . a comic genius, that is. Scattered throughout his inventions and anatomical diagrams are caricatures of his students - exaggerating their features (especially on the pupils he didn't like). It's tr ...
69.99 USD
SeV Ultimate Hoodie Microfleece
Who is the wearer of the average hoodie? Hoodies are worn by preps, goths, jocks, party boys, and of course geeks (which is why we love them) - and just about every other style known to man. Even though its color, material and cut may vary wildly - any garment with a hood attached will probably alwa ...
69.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Rugs
Unlike the TARDIS, our homes always seem smaller on the inside. Ever notice how a place always looks huge until you get all your stuff inside it? Then it's... stuffed. Need an excuse to keep more of your floor space open? How about a super awesome Doctor Who Rug? Our Doctor Who Rugs are nearly six f ...
69.99 USD
Stainless Steel Wallet
Being die-hard geeks it's hard for us to get excited about utilitarian items like wallets. Yep, they hold credit cards and some money... they go in your pocket... but they're just not as interesting as usb thumbdrives or artificially intelligent robots from the future. But then we came across these ...
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Nintendo Super Mario Bros. Wall Graphics
It's a tale as old as time. Boy grows up, completely enamored with a computer-generated Italian plumber. He pumps his college fund, in quarter form, into Donkey Kong. Later, he grows inch-thick calluses on his thumbs playing Super Mario Brothers on the original NES. He suffered through Super Mario S ...
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ROCCAT Kone Pure - Core Performance Gaming Mouse
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
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Manfrotto ML120 Hotshoe LED Panel + KLYP Case For iPhone
Have you seen Apple's TV commercial with the claim that more photos are taken each day on iPhones than on any other device? They don't show any sort of hard evidence, but the claim is not too hard to believe. The ability to take pictures on our phones has changed the way that we capture and record o ...
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Razer Carcharias Gaming Headset for PC/Xbox 360
The senses are a gamer's greatest weapon and when any one of them is hindered, disaster strikes. We all know the sheer panic of a sibling or parent waltzing through our field of vision, the phone ringing, a knock at the door, even the sun dancing off the screen at just the right angle. You've taken ...
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Wolverine Costume Hoodie
It's not easy being an indestructible baddie-fighting member of the X-men, so it makes sense that Wolverine can be a little grumpy. Fortunately for you, you can get into Wolverine's costume without the responsibilities and world-threatening disasters that come with being a superhuman mutant. This 60 ...
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Star Trek Rug
Sometimes interior decorating feels more like the Kobayashi Maru than Feng Shui. Should your mirror face a door? Should the trim be red or blue? Do you go with real or fake Tribble fur on the pillow shams? It may seem unwinnable... but James T. Kirk can help by providing the fantastic subject for th ...
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Star Trek Kitchen Gift Set
We love us some food processors from ST:TOS. In the future, the food slot can spit out any cuisine you have the card for. However, it doesn't generally know how you want it served, so you're going to need to be prepared for that. Hence our TOS kitchen bundle that'll help you serve up a space feast f ...
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Psychonauts Figures
Psychonauts is sort of like Firefly. Well, yes, people who can kill you with their brains. But what we were getting at was that very few of us caught it the first time around. Most of us heard about it from friends who heard about it from friends.... Don't miss out on these officially-licensed figur ...
69.89 USD
Acorn Locket Necklace
Lockets are a sweet and sentimental piece of jewelry. You don't see them much any more because most people carry photos of their loved ones on their phones now. But sometimes it is not so much a photo of a person that reminds you of someone, but a thing. The Acorn Locket Necklace allows you to carry ...
68.99 USD
Sci-Fi Door Decals
When we were teens, our doors featured awesome posters plastered with signs that read things like, "Keep Out." "No, seriously. I mean it." "This means you, twerp." What we could have had instead was a door that looks like it came straight out of an FPS. Maybe that would have intimidated our intruder ...
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Robot Zombie R/C
The ultimate fight for humanity won't just be against robots or zombies. It isn't a Boolean "OR." It's a Boolean "AND." We will be fighting both. Terrifying! Dangerous! With glowing eyes! And pretty cute, actually. This Zombiebot is programmed to destroy you, so fight back! As the zombiebot's health ...
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Starbuck and Sam Forever Wings Necklace Set
It was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom deep in space, That a pilot there lived whom you may know By the name of KARA THRACE; And this pilot she lived with no other thought Than to kick Cylon butt and race. Sam was alone and she was alone, In this kingdom deep in space; So they loved with a lo ...
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Marshall Minor FX In-Ear Headphones
Over the last decade or two we've all gotten used to shedding the big, huge cans for smaller, more comfortable listening experiences. But it doesn't always work out well when you shove that earbud down into your ear canal. You get sore and you don't really want to be irritating something that close ...
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Gotham Defender Anti-Theft LED Bicycle Light
Back in the days of the wild, wild west, no cowboy would leave home each day without his six shooter. You could never know what type of adventure... or trouble... you might get into. These days, no urban cowboy leaves home without a Defender Bike Light. It may have the look of a six gun, but this ba ...
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Star Wars Lightsaber Desk Lamp
It's a Friday night and it's been a long week. Princess threatened, Alderaan destroyed, all those Stormtroopers. Sigh. It's times like these, Vader is glad the door to his quarters has a lock. He makes a nice cup of tea, puts on some B'eEthoven, and opens up his favorite Jane Austen novel. Whoops, a ...
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Portal Gift Pack
Can you imagine if you had a portal gun? You know you'd be creating a portal from the wall by the couch to the fridge so you could grab a drink without getting up. You'd create a portal from the couch through the ceiling so you could tell the wee geeks to stop monkeying around and go to sleep alread ...
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Doctor Who TARDIS Door Cling
We know it probably won't happen, but we still imagine what it would be like to run into the Doctor someday. We listen for the recognizable sound of his timey-wimey craft and sonic screwdriver, we jump a little bit when we see a recognizable bowtie, fez or scarf... and we cross our fingers that we'l ...
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Doctor Who 50th Anniversary 12 Pack Mini Glasses
Let's make a toast for 50 years of Doctor Who: the quirky, whimsical, dark, wise, sad, happy time-traveler that has saved the world countless times. To the Doctor! May he continue to take us on his adventures for several more regenerations. The mini glass pack includes one 2 oz. glass for each of th ...
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Vampire Hunter Kit
All through time, there have been vampire slayers. Jefferson Twilight (magical blood eye FTW!), Blade (daywalking FTW!), Seth Gecko (jackhammer stake FTW!), Charlie Brewster (self-immolation FTW!), Jack Crow (papal sponsorship FTW!), and of course, Buffy (witty repartee FTW!). If you're looking to j ...
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Star Trek Cuff Links
We geeks are a witty t-shirt and jeans bunch, but every once in a while we need to dress up for something. Maybe it's an important meeting for work where you have to look sharp or maybe you're attending your fourth wedding of the year because everyone you know is getting hitched. You may have to wea ...
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Star Wars Cuff Links
If you're planning an epic Star Wars wedding, you've probably already taken care of the big details like the Death Star cake, the droid waitstaff, and the lightsaber arch for the entrance of the new couple to the reception. Let us take care of a little thing: the groomsmen gifts. These rhodium plate ...
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Minecraft Creeper Youth Hoodie
Think about it... Young ones are explosive... in the diaper region. They both show up right when you're trying to do something important. They've been known to destroy things you thought were nice. They've been known to announce their presence with an annoying noise. Teenaged ones hide in dark place ...
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Soft Kitty Kigurumi Cosplay Pajamas
Sheldon would likely point out that his fondness for "Soft Kitty" is not merely based on an emotional response to attempted comfort from another human but also on pragmatics. Soft kitties are warm kitties (not all kitties are soft but all kitties are warm; therefore all soft kitties are warm kitties ...
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Star Trek TOS Enterprise 1701 HD Ship
Proudly display your favorite starship with this highly detailed Enterprise model. Complete with sounds and lights, it's the next best thing to having Kirk, Spock, Bones and Scotty in your cubicle with you! This replica includes a display stand and is an ideal item for the casual Star Trek fan or co ...
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Domed Circuit Board Cufflinks
So, you have seen some circuit board cufflinks on our website. What makes this one special? Oh well! It is awesome in every possible way! To produce these cufflinks, carefully selected cuts were taken from upcycled teal blue circuit boards, showcasing their intricate patterns and electronic componen ...
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Tablanket
When we first saw this product, we were skeptical. The intersection of the Venn diagram of geeks with people who enjoy being outside doing things like picnicking or tailgating is slim on the best day. But then the merchant who found it pointed out to us that geeks do have certain hobbies that are ty ...
59.99 USD
Gentleman's Tac-Tin
When most people think of a gentleman they think of a well-dressed man with proper manners. This man would be polite and respectful at all times. But Humvee knows that a gentleman also has hobbies and needs tools and cool stuff for his outdoor activities. To aid any outdoorsy gentleman, they created ...
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Chelyabinsk Meteorite Fragment
On February 15th, 2013 at 3:20 UTC, a hunk of chondrite the size of a double-decker bus slammed into the Earth's atmosphere at roughly Mach 60. No doubt you saw all the YouTube videos. The shockwave generated from the heat of entering the Earth's atmosphere shattered the bolide into fragments with a ...
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Star Wars Bar Stools
Furniture shopping is one of those activities that most humans dread. Part of it is how expensive it is and the worry over picking the wrong thing and then having to live with it, but most of it is anticipating those slimy furniture salesmen. How they snake right up to you in the showroom and make y ...
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Nightmare Before Christmas Ceramic Watch
Jack Skellington's speaking voice actor is the same actor (Chris Sarandon) who played Prince Humperdink in The Princess Bride. We just realized that this week and had to share. (His singing voice actor is Danny Elfman, which is another brand of awesome all its own.) This lovely Jack Skellington watc ...
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Giant Minecraft Foam Creeper
The sun's about to go down and you should be heading back home, but you need three more birch woods to make a stack! Chopping furiously, your iron axe breaks. The only thing left to do is use your shovel or go at it kung fu style. Punching furiously, the sun has all but a few pixels below the horizo ...
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A Game of Thrones Board Game: 2nd Edition
The monkeys here at ThinkGeek are HUGE fans of George R.R. Martin's epic fantasy book series A Song of Ice and Fire. Like everyone else, we are super excited about the next book and the HBO series. Sadly, it always seems that we're waiting for the next book (or TV season). We are chomping at the bit ...
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VMeter USB Midi Controller
Now that the laptop has become the new desktop (and the iPad has become the new laptop), it's tempting to do everything on the go. But try composing or editing music while enjoying a latte at Starbucks and you'll find yourself seriously lacking in the tactile input department. There's a reason why m ...
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Comrad Gaming Helmet
What's your franchise-of-choice? Medal of Honor? Call of Duty? Arma? Battlefield? No matter which is your thing, if you're a hardcore player of tactical shooters, you know how easy it is to get immersed in the game. Your knuckles are white after a big firefight. Your abs hurt from inadvertently duck ...
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Game of Thrones 3D Map of Westeros Puzzle
Westeros is a daunting place, yet full of majestical majesties. Let's see: there's the Wall, the famous cities and castles (Kings Landing, Winterfell, etc.), the Twins Wedding Chapel (wearing white isn't customary here), Hodor Burger, and many more. Well, the time has come for you to bring a massive ...
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R/C Quadcopter
We sure bet that when Evie Ethel Garland found out that she was a half-alien teenager that she wanted to jump onto a UFO and fly to Antareus to meet her father Troy. She might have been able to freeze and unfreeze time, but unless she could make mini things into gigantic things, then this Quadcopter ...
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Samurai Sword Kitchen Knife Set
You buy really expensive kitchen knives and then you put them in a block of wood that exists for function, not form, and nobody ever sees them. This set of Samurai Kitchen Knives aims to correct that by adding some feudal Japanese theming to your kitchen. It contains the 4 essential chef's knives: p ...
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Star Trek Next Generation Robes
For too long, Star Trek: The Next Generation fans have been underserved in the high-quality, costume-inspired clothing department. Who wouldn't want to tie on a relaxing robe inspired by the uniforms worn by the calm, brilliant Captain Picard, the charming, trombone-playing Commander Riker, or the a ...
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Zombie Attack Hoodie
This hoodie features the battle scars you earned in your fight with the zombie hordes. Clearly, you've had better days. There are bloody handprints near the pockets and slashes across the chest. There's a deep slash across the back that reveals your exposed spine. There's a bandage on your left wris ...
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NERF Jolt Mini Blaster
Get the Office War Ten Pack for an instant NERF office battle! One thing about office warfare: though a skirmish might have ended, the battle is never over. Ever. You should be armed at all times, just in case the battle suddenly resumes. That can be daunting, though, since most NERF guns are bulky. ...
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Portal 2 Miniature Replica Portal Gun
You hopped through the wrong portal, friend. Suddenly, you're the size of a Companion Cube! The good news? You're shorter than the turrets! No more worries about being riddled with (whole) bullets. The bad news? You'll have to get even more creative with your Handheld Portal Device because you can't ...
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Grumpy Cat Kigurumi Cosplay Pajamas
Despite our unreasonably high standards of other human beings, sometimes we find it difficult to maintain an appropriate look of constant disappointment with our fellow humans. When we find expressions of unconcern creeping across our faces (or even, heaven forbid, a smile), we channel our displeasu ...
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Reactor Core Cufflinks
There are many reasons one might choose to wear reactor cores as cufflinks. Perhaps you are infiltrating a fancy party on an enemy zeppelin, and the reactor cores are a necessary part of a secret plan. Alternatively, you may be preparing for a long train journey, and you need to pack all of your gad ...
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Boba Fett Varsity Jacket
Boba Fett: I take it you have no love for the Empire. Luke Skywalker: I don't. Boba Fett: Well, neither do I. - The Star Wars Holiday Special, 1978 We don't know what high school you would have to attend to get this Boba Fett varsity jacket, but we imagine their sports are a lot more dangerous than ...
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Star Trek Original Series Tricorder
Time to ruin a bit of mystery for you. You know all the times that Spock beamed down to an alien planet and kept looking at his tricorder? He always claimed he was looking for lifeforms or scanning the atmosphere. But all that was a lie! A LIE! You know what he was really using all that 23rd Century ...
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Bioshock Infinite Columbia Freight Messenger Bag
I found some money! Oh, hey Elizabeth - thanks! Thanks for tossing me a coin. In the middle of a heated battle... with bullets flying past my head... on a burning airship... No, no - I appreciate it. This is the worst escort mission EVER. Your ever-so-helpful and perhaps a little unhinged super-powe ...
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Star Trek: The Next Generation Uniform Hoodie
Troi: How do you do, Lal? Lal: I am functioning within normal parameters. Data: Lal, this is Geordi La Forge. Lal: Purpose for exterior drapings, Father? Wesley: (mouthed only) Father? Data: It is an accepted custom that we wear clothing. - "The Offspring" And it is an accepted custom amongst geeks ...
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Star Wars Plush Balls
Remember dodge ball? If you were anything like us, you had a pretty keen sense of self-preservation. Dodging the ball? Not a problem (unless that kid Craig was throwing. He had the arm of a 30-year-old baseball pitcher). But to win at dodgeball, you needed to get other kids out. You could either hit ...
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Aquafarm: Aquaponics Fish Garden
Growing pretty herb gardens inside your home is not only trendy and healthy, but a great way to start putting fresh home-grown ingredients back into your diet. There are lots of ways to grow herbs, inside or outside, but none that are quite as cool as on an Aqua Farm. The Aqua Farm combines two trad ...
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Star Trek Klingon Disruptor
We're tired of cosplaying members of Starfleet. There's only so many times that you can don the uniform before you get tired of joking about the Prime Directive. Where's the wrestling and the Bat'leth fighting and the arguments about honor? The Star Trek Klingon Disruptor is screen accurate and high ...
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Star Wars Icon Backpacks
Hiding under the guise of a normal human citizen, your true identity has made dozens of attempts to break through. The fleshy prison you've housed this being in is growing weaker, more susceptible to suggestion, the desire to give in and allow the real you to overwhelm. We all know what it wants, wh ...
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DIY Lover's 54 Bit Driver Kit
When assembling or taking part an electronic item, the main thing needed are the proper tools. And do we have the tools for you! The genius taker-aparters at iFixit have developed this set of drivers based on their most popular manuals. We offer you the set that has a ton of tools, without breaking ...
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Japanese Kigurumi Cosplay Pajamas
The word Kigurumi comes from a combination of two Japanese words: kiru ("to wear") and nuigurumi ("stuffed toy"). Looking at the pictures here, it's clear that donning a kigurumi instantly transforms you into an adorable animal. (Or in some cases, a skeleton!) Traditionally, kigurumi referred to the ...
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Click Arcade Button Watch
Kids these days think they know everything about video games with their sitting on the couch getting blisters from console controllers. But do they know about saving up quarters so you could spend all afternoon at your favorite arcade or bowling alley playing classics like Pac-Man or Space Invaders. ...
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Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster
It's time to suit up for your next mission. Your gear is all arranged on your bed. You quietly slip into your modified ninja/superhero suit (quietly, so mom doesn't yell). You strap your Grab-It Pack Gadget Holster around your waist, then secure the leg strap around your thigh. You quickly load it f ...
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Batman Cufflinks
Obviously, Bruce Wayne could never wear these cufflinks. After all, wearing Batman cufflinks would put his anonymity in danger. Then again, who would suspect the man behind the Dark Knight to be wearing his own symbol as cufflinks? Perhaps Bruce would wear these after all.... Thankfully YOU are not ...
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Retron 3 SNES/NES/Genesis Game System
Many of us are collectors, connoisseurs of retro gaming consoles that enjoy having vast libraries of game cartridges spanning generations of video game technology. We love to show off our collections and occasionally pull out a system to enjoy the nostalgia. But, there are a few among us that are se ...
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Makey Makey - An Invention Kit for Anyone
There are dreamers out there who see a world of possibilities. Flying cars? Absolutely! Mind controlled remote controls? Can’t wait! Self-cleaning clothes? We wish! With the MaKey MaKey your thoughts and dreams can take one step closer to reality. Designed by two graduate students at MIT Media Lab ...
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Minecraft University Hoodie
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Minecraft University, which celebrates its 0th anniversary in 2011, is the youngest institution of higher learning. But there's no reason we shouldn't look like we've been around forever. Check it. Motto: Ad Gloriam et Porcos (For pigs ...
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Back to the Future Lights and Sound Mark II Delorean
When it comes to time travel, everyone thinks of The Doctor, zipping through time and space in his TARDIS. And sure, Doctor Who was around when Back to the Future was just a sparkle in the eyes of Bob Gale and Robert Zemeckis. But really, a police box? Now, we understand that the chameleon circuit b ...
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There's no place like 127.0.0.1 Door/Floor Mat
Tired of people stepping all over you? Well take your frustrations out by stepping all over these choice door/floor mats. Adorned with the peculiar 'There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1' phrase, consider them your own personal wormholes to a place where users invented clue and upper management gets outso ...
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Minecraft Creeper Backpack
Minecraft is addictive, and as such it already eats kids' homework by distracting them for hours. But now kids can claim the Creeper ate their homework for real as they open up this backpack to reveal their books, assignments, lunch, and more. The Minecraft Creeper Backpack comes with 9 hotkey stora ...
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Aliens Action Figures
She tried to tell them to stay away from LV-426. She tried to tell them that it wasn't safe. There are aliens there. They just wouldn't listen. Dispatched to investigate, the crew of Sulaco sets out on a whole new terrifying mission in Aliens. Little did they know that a group of Colonial Marines wa ...
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World of Warcraft Panda Zip-up Hoodie
MMOs and Pandas are a match made in heaven. Pandas and martial arts are a match made in heaven. To be honest, we'd be willing to wager that most things go well with pandas. Think about it! A panda eating ice cream? On a ferris wheel? Pandas - or Pandaren, if you prefer - are just great. With this ho ...
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Argyle Space Invaders Hoodie
So these might not be the brightest aliens we're talking about here, but they're very determined. "You destroyed all our guys? Even the super-sneaky mystery ship??? Well, fine. We have a plan B. Which is... go faster." It may not be the most clever tactic from our spaceship invaders, but you have to ...
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Baladeo 52G Pocket Cutlery Set
When Tom Hanks was stranded on a desert island he had to rely only on the FedEx packages that floated to shore for tools and survival. Sure, ice skates can be a useful tool, but they pale in comparison to the utility and convenience of the Baladeo 52G Pocket Cutlery Set. If only he had tucked one in ...
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Utilitea Variable Temperature Kettle
If you've landed on this page on purpose, there's a pretty good chance that one of your favorite methods of caffeine delivery doesn't necessarily include the boiling of roasted and ground beans in water. Don't get us wrong - coffee is still king of the wake-up juice, but sometimes steeping fermented ...
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Tacticall Alpha 1 - Knife & Bottle Opener Case For iPhone 5
Imagine the following: you've found yourself in a new home. You've just moved in, and you have boxes stacked to the ceiling which you're trying to unpack all by yourself. The only things currently not in boxes are your cat and your iPhone. Wait, no -- just the iPhone now. You'd like to start unpacki ...
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Portal 2 Test Candidate Hoodie
Officially-licensed Portal gear! We've provided one end of this portal. The other end is up to you. Stuck in an endless meeting? Time to break out your handy dandy Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and WOMPF yourself a way out. Elementary school concert? WOMPF. DMV? WOMPF. The possibilities ar ...
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Mass Effect Shepard Bishoujo Statue
One of the things that irked us when porting our FemSheps from ME2 to ME3 was the wonky things it did to our faces! Wider foreheads? Pig noses? Botox lips? ACK!! It took a bunch of tweaking to get our girl looking the way she used to. And we had a question... what ass-kicking, Reaper-shooting, inspi ...
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Doctor Who Designer TARDIS Watch
It's hard to park a TARDIS. Despite it being so small out the outside, it still has a footprint and can easily squish things if you're not careful. We think this is why people like River and Captain Jack have alternate means of getting where they need to go. We've been told that exactly ONE of these ...
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Ivee Voice Activated Alarm Clock
For the kid in all of us that wants to whine "just five more minutes, Mom!" when the alarm goes off, we've got ivee Flex, a voice-activated alarm clock! Of course, it does more than snooze when you tell it to. It's also an FM radio and timer. Ivee has a giant 5" LED display, comes with 6 natural, so ...
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Robocop Action Figures
Dead or alive, you're coming with me. - Robocop All the way from future Detroit, Robocop is here to enforce the commands he's been given and to teach us all a little something about being human. The Enforcement Droid 209 series is here, too, to provide him with a worthy opponent. If you get both, it ...
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Rosewill 5.1 Channel Gaming Headset with Vibration
As gamers, we love finding new products that are both awesome and inexpensive. Being a serious gamer can get expensive quickly. You want a fast computer, a gaming keyboard, a gaming mouse, and a set of headphones that deliver audio right to your brain. You want a comfortable chair that is also ergon ...
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Sons of Anarchy Stainless Steel "SAMCRO" Motor Chain Bracelet
Wear this piece to represent your Mother Chapter, Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club Redwood Original. Made from steel motorcycle chain, this bracelet is one to be reckoned with, and wearing it signifies that you are, too. Just don't let them catch you wearing it if you ain't a full member. You know wh ...
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Xe Hybrid Solar/AC Portable Charger
Sometimes we are away from power. It's horrible, but it happens. Whether we're trekking across a convention floor searching in vain for a free wireless network, taking a long bus trip, or (heaven help us) going outdoors, sometimes we're going to be away from a power outlet for hours at a time. Then ...
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Minecraft Minecart Full of Kids' Shirts
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. So your kid is obsessed with Minecraft, but you have no idea what to get him or her? We can help with that. Plus, you don't have to deal with the whining normally associated with trying on new clothes; this bundle magically transforms ...
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tokidoki Unicorno Ladies' Sweater
Cherry Blossoms, or Sakura, bloom throughout Japan in March, April and June and cover the country with soft pink flowers. This Tokidoki Unicorno takes its inspiration from the Sakura, and makes a delightful and adorable statement, based on the collectable dolls and accessories designed by artist Sim ...
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Molecular Cocktails Starter Kit
The mixed drink has seen a resurgence in popularity, and a great deal of effort has gone into reinvigorating older style cocktails and making them hip again. Gone are the days of Mudslides and Appletinis. We're ushering in a new era of Gimlets, Sidecars, and Rob Roys. Still, modern palates may find ...
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Vault 101 Hoodie
Buck Rogers. Ender's Game. ST:TNG, at least the first two seasons before they came to their senses. Why is it exactly that the future contains so many jumpsuits? Is one fewer piece of clothing that tempting? And, if so, why aren't footie jumpsuits more popular? We may never know. But we do know hood ...
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Insta-Sky Office Light Diffusers
Let's face it: one of the worst things about working in an office is dealing with the lighting. Office overhead lighting (normally florescent) is used because it is inexpensive, but the eye strain it causes is immeasurable (well, probably not, because of science and all, but whatever). Also, it's bo ...
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Tolkien Silk Wrap Bracelet
When we encounter a very good book, we sometimes like to curl up with it. To imagine we're wrapping ourselves in its world and stay wrapped up until we're done with the book. Dear outside world: we'll just be here in our book-cocoon. Don't bother knocking. We're not coming out until we're good and b ...
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Game of Thrones Direwolf Pup Plush
It was not until they were mounted and on their way that Bran allowed himself to taste the sweet air of victory. By then, his pup was snuggled inside his leathers, warm against him, safe for the long ride home. Bran was wondering what to name him. The discovery of the direwolves is one of the most t ...
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PowerPak+ High Capacity Portable Charger
Geeks can be a forgetful bunch, but we always need our devices. Sometimes we just neglect the fact that their batteries generally need to be charged in order for them to work. That's one reason we carried an iGeek Portable Charger with us everywhere... but we didn't realize it could get better. Ente ...
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Book of Magic Ring
Magicians of old had much power, but the wise ones knew that they needed even more secrets. Even today, the knowledge of magic is passed from master to carefully-selected apprentice by words, meetings, and carefully-collected books. Keep your secrets locked up in this tiny book, displayed on a pewte ...
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Catty Stacks Modular Cat Condos
Cats are sort of like babies in that they tend to love the bags and the boxes that new toys come in more than the actual toy themselves. Give a cat a box and she can play for hours trying to discover the untold secrets of every last corner of that cardboard mystery. Rather than wasting anymore time ...
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Portal 2 Aperture Test Subject Track Jacket
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it. We gathered all of the engineers with medical degrees in fashio ...
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Genesis Arcade Ultimate Portable Console With Built In Games
From Altered Beast to Golden Axe, from Golden Axe I, II, and III to Sonic the Hedgehog I and II, SEGA has been the gaming system standard for multiple generations. It was the first system that could truly contend with Nintendo and as a result, sparked the epic console war that continues to supply th ...
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K'Nex DNA Replication Set
Kids these days have probably heard of deoxyribonucleic acids by their nickname DNA. They know about DNA from crime shows or movies. They probably know that it is in your skin, hair, or blood. But do they know about the science and structure of DNA? The K'Nex DNA Replication & Transcription set will ...
54.99 USD
Twiddle Desk Fidget Toy
It starts as a folded-upon-itself ball of stuff. Unfold it quickly, and let the fun begin. You're holding a length of Twiddle Desk Fidget Toy. Twiddle is amazing. Whether you want to pretend you are an Elder Being folding and unfolding time and space, or just a scientist riddling out a piece of RNA, ...
54.99 USD
Guitar Player Gift Pack
Got your amps and your cables and your guitar and your pedals and . . . so much to carry around if you want to rock. Well, we want to at least make life a little easier for you with this Guitar Player Gift Pack (or for someone wanting to buy a present for you). Two of our guitar favorites in one eas ...
54.98 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Kitchen Gift Set
Tea and cakes is a pretty safe bet when you're hosting The Doctor. He might have a specific kind of cake he's hoping for (perhaps some Jammie Dodgers or a soufflé), but tea and a TARDIS-shaped cake is likely to go over without too much protest, even in one of his more curmudgeonly regeneratio ...
52.97 USD
Baby's First Geeky Clothing Gift Set
Buying gifts for wee humans is complicated. You can't really tell what their interests are. However, you do know one thing about the infants in question: you know what the parents are like. If the parents are geeks, chances are baby will be a geek, too. Instead of spending your time deciding between ...
51.9 USD
FlipBooKit DIY Flipbook Machine
There's something about the flicker of an old movie and the click-click-click of the film that makes our brains go to a very happy place. We love everything about the experience. It's why we draw flipbooks in the margins of our notepads (and make our own click-click-click when we flip them back). Bu ...
49.99 USD
Space Odyssey Messenger Bag
What do you leave your house with every day? Keys, wallet, book, medication. And if you're going away for the weekend? Add a change of clothes, second pair of shoes, toiletries, devices and their chargers. And if you're going into space? Wait. What? You'd think you'd need to take more, right? But no ...
49.99 USD
Vintage Batman Skyline Hoodie
Wouldn't you love to visit the Batcave? All you need is a cape and Google Maps! Wish it were that simple. The federal government may call it a "no man's land," but there are many who would want to live there, or visit, or just fly by, or... you get the idea! Imagine being able to put Gotham City on ...
49.99 USD
ChargePak 3 Port External Battery With Built In Wall Charger
Roughing it out in the wilderness is a right of passage for many, a chance to become one with nature, to be close to your ancestral stomping grounds. But as technology advanced and culture began to perfect the “inside,” the outside became obsolete; at least the outside became less about the outs ...
49.99 USD
DOTA 2 Dolfrat and Roshinante Polo w/ Digital Unlock Code
Officially-licensed DOTA 2 gear! The heat of war scorches all it touches and the burns leave scars that linger. There are constant reminders of what you had to do to survive, the heroes you lost, the parts of you that you'll never see again. You were one such hero, stuck in the throes of battle, out ...
49.99 USD
DOTA 2 Emblem Polo w/ Digital Unlock Code
Officially-licensed DOTA 2 gear! One of the problems with playing too much DOTA is that you find yourself trying to apply its mechanics to real life. For instance, you cannot solo a lane on the highway. Well, you can call it, but you can't count on anybody to listen, no matter which hero you're play ...
49.99 USD
DOTA 2 Tidehunter Polo w/ Digital Unlock Code
Officially-licensed DOTA 2 gear! Ah, Tidehunter. The tank of the sea. [On a related note, we never really understood why you'd want to call your tuna "chicken of the sea." How does that make it more desirable? Does that imply tuna will peck each other to death if they see blood? That everything tast ...
49.99 USD
HD Video Camera Spy Pen
You have this nagging feeling that someone has been using your office while you're at lunch. There's no solid evidence, but your chair seems warm and there are some new crumbs on your keyboard. Hmmm, who is this cookie-eating chair warmer? To solve this mystery, we suggest you employ one of our new ...
49.99 USD
MLP Rainbow Dash Backpack
One of the problems with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic being a television show is that they get to hug a lot on the show, but you never get hugs from them yourself. Until now. This Rainbow Dash backpack is ready to hug all the hugging right out of you. In addition to her rainbow mane, her stra ...
49.99 USD
Jake in Pocket Hoodie
Oh my glob! This zip-up sweatshirt is like a one-way ticket to "Land of Ooo," complete with a companion. Just pull on your hood and grab your wise-cracking, short-attention-spanned friend Jake the dog. It's Adventure Time! Bright blue, 80% cotton, 20% polyester, full-zip sweatshirt features all of F ...
49.99 USD
Portal Aperture Logo Cuff Links
The countless hours you've put in: experiments run, data processed, test subjects scraped off walls... they've all led to this day. It wasn't until after you found out just how toxic the moon rock was that you won this award. Thankfully, you're dying slowly so you can bask in your accomplishments (a ...
49.99 USD
Star Wars Creature Plush
There are some creatures from Star Wars that we at ThinkGeek think would be a good addition to the office. Tauntauns, for example — what a convenient way to get around! Plus, if you get cold...well, it's best not to discuss that. Even the scariest of creatures from that galaxy far, far away can be ...
49.99 USD
Magnetic Belts
Belts were designed for a simple purpose: to help keep your pants up. But sometimes finding the right belt can be super-complicated. The belt not only needs to do its job, but it needs to have the right fit, the right feel, and the right look. Magnetic Reversible Belts take this classic accessory an ...
49.99 USD
Spotter - Wink Enabled Multi-Function Home Monitoring Device
What makes something a Wink product? They are not just more things for you to think about, but things that actually think about you. Products that are smarter because of the power of the Internet and the simplicity of mobile apps. Spotter gives you the freedom to know what's going on at home from an ...
49.99 USD
Kinetic Light Newton's Cradle
Fair warning: if you get this, you'll have to cancel all meetings at your desk, because no one will be able to pay attention to what you're saying. Then again, maybe it's the best way to give the higher-ups bad news. *dissolve to scene* ... CLACK - CLACK - CLACK You: Sales are down this quarter. CLA ...
49.99 USD
Rescue Portable USB Battery Pack
Just as coders always say they "don't anticipate any problems" before each release (would they release the code if they did anticipate problems?), we never think we're going to run out of juice on our smartphones or tablets until it happens. A conference call runs long. We're unexpectedly away from ...
49.99 USD
The Bag of Holding
When the last d20 is rolled, and Tiamat's dying scream shakes the cavern walls, only two things remain: the distribution of experience points to the party, and loot. Your party's dwarf fighter, and that human paladin might be able to lug piles of gold and platinum, but your little gnome mage can't q ...
49.99 USD
Sol Sport Solar Charging Kit For Mobile Devices
Sometimes, we geeks actually get out in the wilderness. You know, that place where there is nary a power outlet to be seen? Dirt? Grass? Rocks? Wild animals? That place. We have these amazing computers that also make phone calls, but much like a Tamagotchi, if you don't tend to it regularly, it will ...
49.99 USD
Sound Splash Bluetooth Waterproof Shower Speaker
Everybody likes to belt out a good song or two while sudsing up in the shower. People say it is the acoustics, but who knows. A good song might get you ready for a day at work, for a night out, for a big date, or whatever else is facing you that day. With Sound Splash Bluetooth Waterproof Shower Spe ...
49.99 USD
Regeneration: Card Tear & Restore Magic Trick
Here's how it goes (one scenario, anyways): the spectator picks a card and signs it (both sides, if they want). While they hold it, you bend a corner and tear it off (or have them tear it off). You really, actually tear it off. Then you eat the corner and show them you've swallowed it. While the car ...
49.99 USD
Battletank Desk Pet
A green tank surveys the battlefield. Somewhere beyond this winding maze his enemy is waiting for a sneak attack. The tank rolls forward, scans the horizon, and then spots his opponent. Lock on! Fire! The tank recoils from the force of the shot, which is nothing, as his enemy spins, out of control, ...
49.99 USD
Pac-Man Hoodie
Pac-Man's Mom, Mrs. Pac-Man (not to be confused with younger, more curvaceous Ms. Pac-Man), would be proud. Pac-Man is the most recognized video game character, according to the Davie Brown Celebrity Index, a report intended to direct marketing departments to the right endorsers for their products. ...
49.99 USD
Doctor Who Deluxe 12' Scarf
When a Whovian discovers a friend is a knitter, it is very, very tempting to ask them to make you a Doctor Who scarf. On behalf of most knitters out there, we say, please don't. We love Doctor Who as much as you and you might notice that we don't even have a Doctor Who scarf for ourselves. There's a ...
49.99 USD
Big Bang Theory Sheldon's Doppler Effect Costume
Leonard: I have something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party. Sheldon: I don't care if anybody gets it. I'm going as the Doppler Effect. - "The Middle Earth Paradigm" Have you had those years where not a single person knew what your Halloween costume was? It's disappointing, but s ...
49.99 USD
Hi-Hat - Knit Hat With Built In Headphones
Old-school headphones used to provide your ears with a little bit of warmth while you listened. Unfortunately, the earbuds that come with most devices these days leave your ears out in the cold. Wouldn't it be great if your hat, which is already doing a great job of keeping your ears warm, could als ...
49.99 USD
NASA Cufflinks
The first set of these were unearthed from a dusty basement. So what were they? The artist we purchased them from did some research, trying to find them online somewhere or some clue as to their origin, but found nothing. She's not sure if they were made by NASA, because most of their commemorative ...
49.99 USD
Kids' Superhero Raincoats
Evil doesn't wait for sunny days. It strikes from the shadows and scuttles away on rain-slicked streets. That's why it's important for every superhero to have an all-weather costume like our latest Superhero Raincoats. Superhero raincoats are made from all natural rubber and waterproof polyurethane ...
49.99 USD
Light Show Fountain Speakers
As geeks, we find Las Vegas to be a fascinating city. For starters, we get to indulge our picky eating habits at giant buffets. Then we can observe legions of people at the slot machines, blissfully and willfully ignorant of the laws of probability. We can collect trading cards from those nice guys ...
49.99 USD
Big Bang Theory Atom Hoodie
Although this is an officially-licensed Big Bang Theory product, we can see this going over well with most any science geek. Now it might be the simplified version of the atom they teach us in high school chemistry, but let's face it. The thing your scanning electron microscope takes a picture of ma ...
49.99 USD
R2-D2 USB Car Charger
R2 units: is there anything those little guys can't do? While we don't yet have the technology in this quadrant of the galaxy for fully-automated repair droids like the R2 units from Star Wars, we can get a portion of the R2's versatility into something small enough to sit in your vehicle's cupholde ...
49.99 USD
24 Port USB Monster Hub
We have this problem with hubs, a circle of fail type of problem. We notice we require a hub. We count the amount of things we want to plug into said hub, and then we buy a hub of approximately that size. Then two months later, we realize we've acquired a bunch more things we'd like to plug in, but ...
49.99 USD
PartyStarter Bluetooth Speaker With Synchronized Lights
Getting the right kind of party started is hard. You've got to have somebody who's going to be your Tank, somebody who's willing to heal everybody, somebody who can do some ranged damage, somebody who... what? Oh the OTHER kind of party? Well, heck, getting that kind of party started is easy. Bring ...
49.99 USD
Star Trek Bath/Beach Towels
After a six month survey mission where your only duty was to monitor the subspace-drift of dark-matter nebulae, you're overdue for shore leave. Thankfully, the good Captain has set course for the Epsilon Ceti system in the Beta Quadrant. The pleasure-planet Risa with its crystalline beaches, majesti ...
49.99 USD
Futurama Zoidberg Designer Vinyl Figure
Is your family belligerent and numerous? Do they steal your toys and break them, causing you to cry on the inside? What are you to do, shy of performing a few mercy killings? You could beam them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no tribble at all, but we haven't seen any Klingon ships floatin ...
49.99 USD
Khuzdul™ Dwarven Battle Axe Necklace
Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu! Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you! - Dwarven battle cry, Lord of the Rings It started centuries ago under the mountain, it continued when Thorin returned to re-claim his family's legacy, and it kept on going with Gimli's membership in the Fellowship of th ...
49.99 USD
Hypnotoad Vinyl Figure
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49.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Smart Safe for iPhone & Android
We don't exactly have a real TARDIS or a real sonic screwdriver yet -- at least we have the TV remote one! -- but we do have these magical devices known as smartphones. They do all sorts of fun things like tell us how to get places, read our text messages out loud, entertain us, edumacate our geekli ...
49.99 USD
FC Rebel Alliance Jersey
One of our merchants somehow managed to wrangle a pallet of exclusive merchandise from Star Wars Celebration Europe II (2013). It's probably best if we don't ask questions. Each item is extremely limited quantity, so snag 'em now before they're gone forever! Two things fans feel passionately about: ...
49.99 USD
Abyss LED Touchscreen Watch
This watch is famous. Srsly, we wouldn't lie about something this important. Here's just a small snippet of the things it can do for you*: Gives the ability to gaze into the abyss and come face to face with the true nature of your being Enables you to experience reality in four dimensions like a Tra ...
49.99 USD
Case o' BAWLS
This is ThinkGeek's favorite caffeinated beverage, and the choice of most of our customers as well. The caffeine (65mg in each 10 ounce distinctly colored cobalt-blue bottle) is derived from the Guarana berry from the Amazon. This berry lends a sweet flavor to the drink. It's a little hard to pin do ...
49.99 USD
Lebowski Bowling Hoodie
Are you one of those promising inner city children without the necessary means for higher education? If you are, we are totally not going to help you here. However, if you're looking for a shirt that proclaims your belief that true zen can be best achieved through the extreme avoidance of any action ...
49.99 USD
Batman Wings and Cowl Backpack
You know what the world needs? Batman School. As a first-year, you'd learn all the basics of traveling via rooftops and dark alleys. And then as a sophomore, you'd move to the real campus, where you'd have to use those skills to get to class. And if you fail? Well... uh, real world experience! Healt ...
49.99 USD
Firefly Zip-up Hoodie
Okay, so if you were in a situation in deep space with the engine down and life support on the fritz, this hoodie wouldn't really help you. But it wouldn't hurt noways neither. Best be warm while you can. Truth is, you ain't got a whole lot of options at this juncture. This black, full-zip hoodie is ...
49.99 USD
Wonder Woman Hoodie
Back in the 1940s when Wonder Woman was created, women dressed much more conservatively in public. Skirts were longer, bathing suits covered more skin, and pants were a new sensation for women. But even then, Wonder Woman did her own thing sporting a strapless top and short skirt. We like to think, ...
49.99 USD
Dragon Ball Z Hoodie
You're generally going to get more use out of a hoodie than a dogi in your wardrobe. Show off the fact that you're a student of Master Roshi's training with the Turtle School Symbol (kame) on your chest and back just like his graduates. Orange, full-zip 50% cotton / 50% polyester hoodie with kame sy ...
49.99 USD
Airbender Bluetooth Keyboard Case For iPad
Some of us here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ are avid supporters of the keyboard. The lack of one made us resist going to iPhamily, but eventually we bit the bullet and got an iPad for trade shows. But after using it for a few weeks, we settled in to typing on the touch screen. We still wouldn't ...
49.99 USD
Minecraft University Youth Hoodie
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. You may not be thinking about life after high school yet (then again, you may have known where you wanted to go to college since you could read), but this hoodie will make it look like you're ready to apply early decision to Minecraft ...
49.99 USD
Light Tech Lab
Small children are full of questions. Why is the sky blue? What makes rainbows? Why can't I stick this bean up my nose? And your answers to some of these big questions depend on where your child is in his or her development. For instance, going into the wave-particle duality theory of light is proba ...
49.99 USD
DIY Electronics Design & Projects Kit
Being a geek means being naturally curious about the world around you. Since you love electronic products you are also likely to be very interested in how they actually work. What are the basic electronic parts? How do they function? How are they related to one another? These questions and more can ...
49.99 USD
Star Trek Bathrobes
It was a late night in the sciences lab on board the USS Enterprise. The Captain said he needed a cure for the virox plague on Cor Caroli V, so that meant every scientist on the ship was hunched over a scanner. All night, your forehead was pressed into the scanner hood until your eyes burned. Those ...
49.99 USD
Padawan Pack
That kiddo is a little young to be a Stormtrooper. Too short to wear the armor. Not enough coordination to walk, nevermind walk in the armor. Blaster skills? Well... actually the kid probably has a shot as long as they've got the dexterity to pull a trigger. Can't be any worse than a "trained" Storm ...
49.99 USD
Soft Kitty Hoodie
When you sing Soft Kitty (because we know you do), there's the "warm kitty" bit. Kitties are naturally warm; their internal temperature usually ranges from 100° to 102.5°, unlike us, which is part of what makes snuggling with a kitty so nice. It's naturally warm and fuzzy. You, too, can be w ...
49.99 USD
Princess Leia Hoodie
Princess Leia's iconic gown from Star Wars is not terribly practical. Good for being Alderaan royalty. Not so good for climbing around in trash compactors. But, then again, when you get dressed in the morning, you're not generally thinking, "Hey. I wonder if I'm going to have to slide down a garbage ...
49.99 USD
FC Mobile II Portable NES System
FC Mobile has doomed us all. Any man, woman, or child that is capable of going outside, of playing in the streets and soaking up the sun's warming rays must run now. Once the FC Mobile was released, many of us were shackled to our homes, our faces glued to the crisp, clear picture, playing the games ...
49.99 USD
Deluxe Jedi & Sith Robes
Generally the monkeys at ThinkGeek are here to make your life more fun. This time, we're here to make your life simpler. You already have the lightsaber. Here's the second of the two elements that will make your Star Wars costume a hit: your own Jedi robe. Officially licensed, no less. Buy the robe, ...
49.99 USD
Octopus Cardigan
What would you do with eight arms? At first, we thought, "FOUR LAPTOPS!" Then we realized that we still only had one pair of eyes. Now we're thinking two laptops, an iPod, some knitting, and one arm left for scratching any itches that arise. (Ever notice how you always get itchy whenever your hands ...
49.99 USD
Nyan Cat Hoodie
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan ny.... Yeah. Okay. It doesn't seem right to use nothing but "nyans" for a product's copy. Again. So we'll say instead that this is the ultimate nyan costume. If you've ever wanted to pass for an 8-bit cat zooming through space, this is a classy way to do it. Stick a Pop ...
49.99 USD
Jake In Pocket Ladies' Hoodie
Oh my glob! This zip-up sweatshirt is like a one-way ticket to "Land of Ooo," complete with a companion. Just pull on your hood and grab your wise-cracking, short-attention-spanned friend Jake the dog. It's Adventure Time! 80% cotton, 20% polyester sweatshirt features all of Finn's favorite things: ...
49.99 USD
Nintendo Hyrule Logo Backpack
Welcome to Hylian High! Here's your class schedule for the new semester: 7:30 - 8:20: Basics of Grass Cutting 8:25 - 9:15: Pottery 9:20 - 10:10: Hylian History 10:15 - 11:05: Ocarina Band 11:10 - 12:10: Lunch 12:15 - 1:05: Physics of the Boomerang 1:10 - 2:00: The Spirit of the Hero & You The Hyrule ...
49.99 USD
Minecraft University Kids' Hoodie
ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. You may not be thinking about life after high school yet (then again, you may have known where you wanted to go to college since you could read), but this hoodie will make it look like you're ready to apply early decision to Minecraft ...
49.99 USD
Hobbit The One Ring Earrings
All of the ring bearers in Tolkien's books are dudes. Have you noticed that? We certainly have and we think it is high time to share the love with the ladies. Finally, it is your turn to have the awesome responsibility of bearing the ring. After all, if we can handle the emotional rollercoaster of p ...
49.99 USD
Doctor Who Diecast Master's Pocket Watch
When we think of pocket watches, we often think of old relics carried by old men. And we suppose that Time Lords are "old men" in the sense that they are 900+ years old. When a Time Lord wants to hide, all he need do is use the Chameleon Arch and store his memories and biology in a fob watch. When h ...
49.99 USD
Avenger XBOX 360 Elite Controller
We could wax on about how much fun/annoying it is playing games on the internet and the reasons why some of us have a Friends Only policy for online gaming. But that would take up room that we could use to say how friggin' awesome the Avenger is and why it's going to make you a gaming god/dess. The ...
49.99 USD
American Zombie Gothic 3D Wall Plaque
Grant Wood's classic painting of a farmer and his spinster daughter has taken on a whole new level of scary in this American Zombie Gothic piece. No longer required to work the land to find their food, these two are setting their sights on eating... you! This hand-painted quality designer resin wall ...
49.99 USD
Retro Videogame Propaganda Posters
Step up, Space Adventurer! The world needs you! Whether your strengths lie in jumping, pumping, or redlining light-cycles, your skills are needed to defeat the scourges of the Arcade! That Ape and his fiery minions must be toppled from their perches! The Master Control Program must be de-rezzed! And ...
49.99 USD
Live Long And Prosper Ladies' Hoodie
It's hard to say hi to somebody when you've got your hands full. We generally go for the head nod or the eyebrow wiggle. But this hoodie lets you greet to all you pass without any movement whatsoever which could potentially upset your delicate balance and bring into play the lack-of-coordination for ...
49.99 USD
Razer Manticor Elite Aluminum Gaming Mouse Pad
Did we just call a mouse pad sexy? Yup, we sure did. Not only is the Manticor beautiful to behold, it offers performance in-game that will make you cry big giant sloppy tears of joy. (Don't worry, we won't be capturing evidence via your webcam or anything.) Robust Aluminum Unibody The Razer Manticor ...
49.99 USD
Nintendo Mario Mushroom Reversible Backpack
Let us make the case for why you need a reversible backpack. Think about all the stuff that goes into a backpack: books, papers, tablet, writing utensils, snacks.... SNACKS. Think about all the tiny pieces of who-knows-what that end up at the bottom of your backpack. Ew. Now imagine that you had a l ...
49.99 USD
A Song of Ice and Fire Golden Dragon Coin Set
Littlefinger has taught us all that controlling the coin of Westeros gets you a powerful position in the Kingdom: particularly when a harsh winter is coming. Full coffers make you a powerful ally (if anyone in Westeros can *really* be called allies) and a dangerous enemy. Who wouldn't want that? Be ...
49.99 USD
DOTA 2 Brewmaster Zip-Up Hoodie w/ Digital Unlock Code
Officially-licensed DOTA 2 gear! Primal Split. This is Brewmaster's ultimate skill. Not only because it gives the ability to divide into three element-based specialized warriors (and survives as long as one of them make it through), but because he then can take part in six-fisted drinking challenges ...
49.99 USD
Stirling Engine Kit
The intriguing design of this engine, invented and patented in 1816 by Dr. Robert Stirling, is still relevant today. Initially sought as a safer alternative to steam engines (whose boilers could explode), this engine never saw wide spread use because it was generally very heavy and required high tem ...
49.99 USD
Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac - Tactical ...
49.99 USD
FC Galactic Empire Jersey
One of our merchants somehow managed to wrangle a pallet of exclusive merchandise from Star Wars Celebration Europe II (2013). It's probably best if we don't ask questions. Each item is extremely limited quantity, so snag 'em now before they're gone forever! Two things fans feel passionately about: ...
49.99 USD
Plush Unicorn Bouquet
We've never understood why tradition dictates that we give soon-to-be-dead flora to the person we hope to have around for a forever-and-ever relationship. It's really silly if you think about it. We'd much prefer a potted plant that we can see grow year after year or a gaggle of unicorns. You heard ...
49.99 USD
Pac-Man Multi-Color Ghost Lamp
Ever have a house guest that you regretted inviting over? For us, that guest was Pac-Man. For starters, he insisted only showing up after dark. Then, after we went to bed, we heard him stalking the halls all night. Not sure if he was sleepwalking or what, but he sure was noisy! The next morning, he ...
49.99 USD
Hide-A-Way Personal Safe
You may not be in possession of the One Ring, but you're probably the proud owner of a few small trinkets that you'd like to keep away from prying eyes or sticky fingers. This is extra important if you live in a dorm, have roommates or children, or work in a large office building. Trust no one, as o ...
49.99 USD
Dr. Hooves Plush MLP Backpack
Dr. Hooves is one of our favorite things. Or rather three. See, when two of our favorite things get mashed up together, that creates a third thing that ALSO becomes one of our favorite things. It's a gestalt thing. Whether you call him Dr. Hooves or Doctor Whooves or Time Turner, he's here and ready ...
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Star Wars Lightsaber Pen
If there's one thing we love at ThinkGeek (okay, there isn't, but play along), it's mind hacks. The little things you can do to pull a Jedi mind trick on your brain and make you perform better. One that we learned back in our school days was to declare one pen our "lucky pen." Said lucky pen was onl ...
49.99 USD
LEGO Batman Torch and Night Lite
What do you call a LEGO minifig that's really tall? Is it still a minifig or does it become a not-so-mini fig? Maxifig? Maybe it's a minifig that ate its Wheaties or got hit by some sort of growth spell. Either way, this is one giant sized minifig, ready to take on all of Gotham's dark alleys in sea ...
49.99 USD
Kyocera Ceramic Coffee Grinder
Maybe you're an Aeropress fan. Maybe you use a vacuum brewer. Or maybe you use a good-old-fashioned automatic coffee machine. (No? Didn't think so.) Regardless of how you brew your coffee, if you're a good coffee snob, you know that how the beans are ground makes all the difference. Enter the Kyocer ...
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Multi-Color LED Lighting Kit
When you get a new place, it's pretty exciting. Maybe it's your dorm room, the first time you've lived away from your parents. Or your first apartment, paying rent that's too damn high. Or your first house (or second, or third, or fourth...). Your head is swimming with ideas on how to make it your o ...
49.99 USD
Star Wars Miniature Metal DIY Model Kits
Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, some survivors in a war between two factions set out across the stars to find the speaker of a message they saw crawl across space. It was this message which started the entire conflict between these two sides, in the first place: "It is a period of civil w ...
49.99 USD
Plush Wampa Backpack
We did it! We traveled to Hoth with our super secret ShrinkRay (which we suppose is no longer super secret since we just told you, Internet) and we shot a Wampa and shrunk it down to convenient backpack size. Of course, we had to dry it out and remove the blood and guts and stuff, but that's why we ...
49.99 USD
Ph.D Gift Pack
About halfway through your Ph.D, you probably had second thoughts. Is it worth the long hours of studying, the annoying undergrads you have to teach, the "feedback" (or lack thereof) from your adviser? And you kept calm and carried on. You defended your dissertation, you walked across the stage in y ...
49.05 USD
Bacon Gift Pack
Bacon is everywhere we want to be. It's on our burgers, wrapped around our scallops, and (most importantly) in our stomachs. Ok, we don't want to be in our stomachs; we just want bacon! And we can get a whole buncha bacon love (for ourselves or for an easy gift) with this Bacon Gift Pack. What's Inc ...
47.96 USD
Leather Statement Cuff
Jewelry is very specific to an individual. Certain people are drawn to certain things. We really like the simplicity of these cuffs, though. Metal and leather. That's it. They're hand-crafted in the US. They have a sort of steampunk aesthetic. And when we saw our quotation options, we knew we had to ...
45.99 USD
Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Plush
People like their eggs all sorts of ways. In an omelette. Scrambled. Fried. Poached. Boiled. And then there's Daenerys. She likes hers roasted in a funeral pyre. Illyrio's gift to Daenerys upon her wedding to Khal Drogo, these eggs are now yours to take home. No, really. We asked Jorah Mormont. He's ...
45.99 USD
LEGO® Storage Bricks
It seems that geek houses are always full of toys and games, regardless of whether any children live there. You'll find a kiddie pool full of LEGOs, a collection of plush creatures from various movies, a half-finished Ravensburger puzzle, a D&D battlemap with miniatures all around it (and a cat slee ...
45.99 USD
Heroine Leather Cuff
You don't have to have a cape and a tiara to be a heroine. (Although it never hurts.) You don't even have to have a yellow power loader. (Likewise.) Are you courageous? Are you real? Are there circumstances in which you will do the right thing, no matter the cost? You're our kinda heroine. Get this ...
45.99 USD
UFO Robot Grendizer Flash Drive With Saucer Docking Station
It took all that Prince Duke Fleed had to steal the Grendizer and escape his home planet. He traveled faster than the speed of light and made it to Mount Fuji in Japan where he assumed the identity of Daisuke, thanks to Doctor Umon. It didn't take long for the Vegans to establish a base on the far s ...
44.99 USD
TMNT Shell Backpack with Masks
There are so many words to describe this backpack: awesome, bodacious, gnarly, radical, tubular, totally tubular, wicked... you get the picture. But really, the only thing you can say when you walk into the first day of school with a turtle shell on your back and a ninja mask over your eyes is COWAB ...
44.99 USD
Sweet Tooth Cookie Jar
It must be hard to be a dentist, knowing that so many people hate and/or fear you. But then again, you do have constant access to nitrous oxide, so it can't be that bad. We're sure that in the future, dentists will be replaced with robots that stab your gums until they bleed and then say, "You reall ...
44.99 USD
Flip On/Off Alarm Clock
We have all done it. Gone to bed at night thinking for sure that our alarms were set only to wake up feeling relaxed and rested and... late for something important because the alarm didn't go off. Never question if your alarm is set again by grabbing this Lexon Flip On/Off Alarm Clock. The concept i ...
44.99 USD
Bubble Copter R/C
Ever get bummed out because your R/C helicopter only flies around (and then crashes)? Us too. We wanted a 'copter that could do something cool, like fly stink bombs into your little sibling's bedroom. After all, they're a pain in the butt and deserve to have a bedroom that smells like rotten eggs. A ...
44.99 USD
Star Wars Money Clips
Sometimes you need a little status symbol. A little something that glitters when you pull it from your pocket to remind your "associates" at the corner table of the cantina that you mean business. If your business is with the Empire, choose the white and black money clip, sure to get you into just a ...
44.99 USD
Khet 2.0 Laser Game
On a recent archaeological expedition near the Great Pyramids of Egypt, the ThinkGeek R&D department made a yet another shocking discovery. The details will be published in a few months, but we couldn't wait to share what we found: the favorite game of the Ancient Egyptians was made of plastic and m ...
44.99 USD
Dwarven Beard Hat
There's just something about being a dwarf, clearing out orcs and kobolds from an underground keep that just inspires us. Imagine walking around in full armor and stompy boots, axe at the ready, with that luscious dwarven beard for all to see... Imagine no further! For those of us looking to put som ...
44.99 USD
Nobody Cross Zip-up Hoodie
It's not easy, being heartless. You'd think you can go on with just body and soul... but no, eventually you are going to want to create a Kingdom Heart and turn that "Nobody" symbol upside-down! This black sweatshirt from the Disney/Square Enix Kingdom Hearts games is 80% cotton / 20% polyester, and ...
44.99 USD
Sriracha Zip-up Hoodie
Some people proudly wear a sweatshirt featuring their favorite baseball team, others choose to display the name of their alma mater, but if your love of Sriracha trumps your love of all other things, then this is the sweat shirt for you. Now if there was only some way that this sweatshirt could magi ...
44.99 USD
Darth Vader Fit and Flare Dress
A ThinkGeek Exclusive! We often wonder what Star Wars would have been like if Vader had been a woman. For starters, the creepy breathing would be way more creepy. And we think a female Sith would probably opt for less clunky armor. Something she could move in, the better to Force choke her subordina ...
44.99 USD
Marvel Iron Man 3 LED Arc Reactor Ring
Tony Stark is pretty bad at gifts. Remember that time he gave Pepper a box of strawberries? Yeah... he may be ultra rich and super smart, but when it comes to gift-giving, he's not the most thoughtful. Therefore, guys, be sure that you check to see that your better half actually likes Iron Man befor ...
44.99 USD
Adventure Time Fleece Bathrobe
When the Ice King goes and showers (once every couple of years, or so we hear) or does his laundry (just as infrequent), he's got to put something on while he dries off. Ironically, he chooses a robe that looks like Finn or Jake (he's got one of each, so he doesn't have to do laundry as much). And n ...
44.99 USD
Half Life 2 - Black Mesa Hoodie
Dodging Marines, parasitic headcrabs, and building collapses is definitely a workout. There’s no doubt that the warzone is uncomfortably warm and you’ve spent days sweating profusely. But, what you don’t know is that when Xen is cold, it’s super, duper cold. So, when you decide to traverse t ...
44.99 USD
Winter Is Coming Zip-up Hoodie
Oh, Summer Child. You think because it's warm out that you'll never need a hoodie. Of course, the clothiers who work in Winterfell know differently. It's never too early to be stockpiling warm clothing for the long months (or years!) of Winter. In a way, the Starks are like Boy Scouts - always prepa ...
44.99 USD
Union Jack TARDIS Cardigan
Fandom isn't always subtle. Being a geek can mean really, really dedicating yourself to loving something: down to memorizing episodes, reciting catch-phrases and re-creating props. However, there are moments when you want to show your fandom without pulling out a sonic screwdriver or putting on a fe ...
44.99 USD
Assassin's Creed Figures
These Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag action figures are a different kind of online piracy: the completely legitimate variety. These figures are officially-licensed, which we think might make them technically privateers and not pirates, but we'll let that go. They seem to have a lot of weaponry, whi ...
44.99 USD
Terrarium Curve Necklace
In the 1960s (and maybe still at some music festivals) flower children put flowers in the hair to show their love of peace, music and nature. But flowers are a temporary joy. Real love has roots and lasts years. Okay. Enough with the sappy stuff. Display your love of nature in a more permanent way w ...
44.99 USD
Wonder Woman Robe
When the battle's won, and the crimefighting's done, superheroes take advantage of some well-deserved downtime. Wonder Woman flies in her invisible jet back to her Amazonian island, Themyscira, where she trains, feasts, and renews herself. And also, kicks back, puts her feet up, and reads a book. No ...
44.99 USD
Star Fleet Academy Cadet Pack
Is there any better way to salute a baby than to wish that they live long and prosper? Maybe when this baby grows up, Starfleet will be a real thing. Can you imagine your child -- or a friend's child! -- being among the first humans to board a Starfleet vessel and take off into space to boldly go wh ...
43.99 USD
Gear Ties
Y'know those little black twist ties that come wrapped around most things electronic? Or the little yellow ones you might tie around the open end of your frozen bag of peas or sliced bread? Imagine those on steroids and you have Gear Ties. Gear Ties take the disposable twist tie, a good idea itself, ...
42.99 USD
The Walking Dead Purses
Perhaps, after the fall of civilization as we know it and the rise of a monstrous undead enemy, you won't find yourself carrying cash or cosmetics around in your handbag. On the other hand, it would be great to have a place to store all those weapons and survival tools... and we've got you covered! ...
42.99 USD
Dungeons & Dragons Clue
It's a dark night, when the group assembled at the Archmage's castle. What started as a wonderful dinner party has turned into a ghastly scene. The Archmage has been murdered (by a doppelganger, no less). The doppelganger hides amongst the group hoping to escape, but it didn't count on two things. F ...
39.99 USD
True Utility Keychain Tools
A good adventurer is always prepared for what the day may hold. Whether it be weather, traps, potential alien invasion, or supervillain attack, a hero always has the right tools for the job. These keychain tools, the full set includes scissors, nail clippers, and a powerful LED flashlight/laser, col ...
39.99 USD
TARDIS Footie Union Suit
For any of Doctor Who's companions, their adventures with the whimsical traveller can seem just like a bunch of crazy dreams. Crazy aliens, strange planets, and experiencing all kinds of alternate histories and futures. Wouldn't you expect to wake up knowing it hadn't really happened? If you want to ...
39.99 USD
Magnetic Thermopot
You know what we want to smuggle into the movies on a rainy day? A nice warm cup of soup. But until now, NO SOUP FOR US. (And it's been more than one year.) The manufacturers of Magnetic Thermopot call it a food flask, and boy, do we think that is a great description. It makes it sound so sleek and ...
39.99 USD
Hooded Pullover Tee
When we launched our Ladies' Hooded Pullover Tee with Thumb Cuffs, the gents in the audience said, "Hey! What about us?" This is the dudes' version of that same shirt, with a few key differences: No thumb cuffs on this one. No cuffs whatsoever. Raglan sleeves. (They're those angled ones like basebal ...
39.99 USD
Tiki Cthulhu Mug
In his cabinet at R'lyeh, mug Cthulhu waits dreaming... of coffee. After all, the end is truly near when we cannot imbibe caffeine before heading off to work. We assume the same would be true of an elder god, although Cthulhu probably gets caffeine from eating the souls of caffeinated cultists. If y ...
39.99 USD
Star Wars Rag Doll Plush
What's soft, fuzzy, and pilots the Millenium Falcon? Why, that's the Chewbacca rag doll from this collection of the cuddliest Star Wars toys you can find. Star Wars fans of all ages can nestle in for a re-watching of their favorite trilogy with these adorable rag doll-style plushies, recreating favo ...
39.99 USD
Harry Potter Luck Necklace
"Luck can only get you so far, Harry..." - Hermione We're not fighting off evil witches and wizards in our spare time, but every once in a while, we could use a dash of luck. Maybe the commute home is fast and uneventful, or the pizza place accidentally throws in free cheesy bread, or our cat doesn' ...
39.99 USD
Mega Stomp Battle - Audio Reality Effects
Mega Stomp Panic is a lot of fun, but when you're playing a giant robot or knight in your spare time it's missing one thing to accentuate your awesomeness: offensive sounds. No we don't mean noises like farting and burping (ed note: that's an entirely different product forthcoming from GeekLabs). Of ...
39.99 USD
Adventure Time Finn's Backpack
When one goes adventuring, one never knows what one may encounter. Could be a train full of candy folk being killed off one by one by a serial killer. Or, mayhaps it's an undead creampuff. Or a pack of gladiator ghosts. Whatever. You need to be prepared for any situation. And where do you keep your ...
39.99 USD
Luggo - Robot Luggage
The cost of air travel these days is nothing to sneeze at. Plus, with the addition of baggage fees, packing up a family can be even more challenging! But hey, if you are buying the kid a seat, you might as well take advantage of his or her free carry-on allowance, right? Luggo Robot Suitcases are th ...
39.99 USD
A Slice of Time
Let's get down to essentials. You want the class and functionality of a grandfather clock, but you don't have the space in your apartment or office. Or maybe you just want a statement piece to start conversations. Thankfully, designer Rob Price has sliced off just the parts of that grand clock that ...
39.99 USD
The Visible Gummy Bear
When one of our photographers first saw this kit, he deadpanned, "Huh. I always thought gummy bears were invertebrates." And so did we! We've never choked on a bone before, and we've eaten many gummy bears, from the vaunted Haribo to the store brand packs hanging temptingly at the registers. Based o ...
39.99 USD
RetroSNES Cartridge Adapters
We're so spoiled these days. We expect HDTV quality out of everything. No static. No rolling. Not like the old days, when we'd stand touching the rabbit ears in order to get an image that was watchable, not clear, on one of our 15 channels. So we're going to come out and tell you that once in a whil ...
39.99 USD
Pivot Power 2x3
A lot of the best work spaces, like a garage or basement, don't always have the most access to electrical outlets. Where are you supposed to plug in your drill batteries, saw, work light, radio, and variety of other essential gadgets? And if you have a lot of electronics, the chargers can be crazy. ...
39.99 USD
Starfleet Necklace
There's more to Starfleet than seeking out new life and civilizations. You've got to spend time teaching the replicators how to make your favorite homemade foods. It's also important to bond with the rest of the crew while enjoying some Romulan Ale. And even if you're soaking up the rays on Risa whi ...
39.99 USD
Outdoor Recon Starter Set
There may be zombies or alien invaders in the woods outside your house. There could be supervillains plotting or time-traveling robots biding their time. Probably not, though. But why risk it? You can explore all there is to see with this recon starter set that will make you the Katniss Everdeen of ...
39.99 USD
ROCCAT Alumic - Double-Sided Gaming Mousepad
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
39.99 USD
XE4400 Portable USB Battery Pack & Wall Charger
Tweets. Maps. Photos. Texts. Phone Calls. Well, not so much that last one, but these are all things you need your phone for when you're out for the day, but your phone's tiny internal battery can abandon you after a few hours of hearty texting and navigating. Don't let that happen to you. The XE4400 ...
39.99 USD
All Ur Bass Bluetooth Capsule Speaker
Our simian sound scientists are smart monkeys. They figured out a way to create rich deep bass in a speaker no bigger than a tennis ball! When we asked them how it's done, they just glared at us with those dark great-ape eyes and told us it was one of those trade-secret things. Weird. The sound is i ...
39.99 USD
NDuR Advanced Portable Filtration Bottle
When you stamp your passport to enter a new country, anything could happen. You could have a great time, learn a lot, and see the sights, or you could drink the water and spend the rest of your vacation in your hotel bathroom cursing all the gods you can name. Don't do that. Get an NDūR Advance ...
39.99 USD
Pacific Rim Action Figures
As humanity continues to grow and thrive, something beneath the Pacific Ocean stirs. A portal has opened on the ocean floor and monstrous creatures known only as "Kaiju" have risen. Mankind is immediately pushed to the brink of extinction as their resources and will to fight are consumed. In one fin ...
39.99 USD
Nintendo Monopoly
Out of all the various flavors of Monopoly you could own, we think this one takes the cake. (Speaking of cake, we're pretty upset about Bowser's use of the Trojan Birthday Cake to steal away Peach in Super Mario Wii. Very evil.) Gone are the property names from New Jersey, replaced with your favorit ...
39.99 USD
Star Wars Automotive Floor Mats
When you've spent all day trekking around the swamps of Dagobah looking for your kid, you don't clean the muck off your boots before you get in to your TIE-fighter. Maybe it's because you're evil, but probably it's because you just don't have the time or energy. That's where rubber floor mats come i ...
39.99 USD
Navitron Steampunk Wrist Compass and Sundial
The wind blows through your hair as you steer your personal dirigible along the wispy seas of air. For a moment, you forget yourself in the beauty of it all. But then you remember the lunch meeting you have. You quickly look to your wrist, get your bearings, and check the time - all without electric ...
39.99 USD
Doctor Who Blue TARDIS Dangle Charm Bracelet
Seeking: one companion for adventures through space and time. Must be a flexible traveler, able to roll with the punches. Good with sudden changes of personality and atmosphere a plus. Must be less than 10 mm tall. Apply within. That's the ad we think the tiny Doctor within this tiny TARDIS would ne ...
39.99 USD
Tetris Stackable LED Desk Lamp
What a wonderful idea! Tetris piece shaped lamps that you can stack. Of course, you're going to have to be sure to stack them non-optimally. If you make a straight line, sure, you'll get points, but then your lamp will disappear! Hang on, let us double check that... Oh, phew! It has just come to our ...
39.99 USD
Yoda Plush Backpack
Ever since its release in 1980, The Empire Strikes Back has fueled the dreams of geeks across the world. Considered by many to be the best of the Star Wars saga, it was the first film where we really learned what it took to be a Jedi. Sure Obi Wan taught us a little in A New Hope, but it wasn't unti ...
39.99 USD
Edible Bugs Gift Pack
Bugs are all around us. They suck our blood, invade our houses, and steal our cheese. They scare many people, but really when you get down on their level they're quite beautiful. And tasty. Really, around the world, many people eat insects - and many think eating insects is the thing of the future. ...
39.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Jewelry Box
When you travel through time and space, it's nice to have someplace to keep your stuff. For instance, a jewelry box that's bigger on the inside could be quite nice. This one? Not bigger on the inside. At least not the one we tested out here. It also only traveled through time forward, and only at on ...
39.99 USD
Luminglass
New! Upgraded technology provides brighter display and a smaller footprint! Crafted from fine quality glass, Luminglass transforms electric current into a spectacular array of light so unique, it was seen in the film Star Trek ® "First Contact". Just plug it in, and watch as lighting mysteriously d ...
39.99 USD
Hi-Koala Huggable Portable Speaker
You can hug this Koala stuffed animal, and it will hug your iPod or other mp3-playing device. In turn, the music coming out of the portable speakers inside the Koala's paws will hug your ears. It's the circle of musical hugs! And the best part about playing musical hugs is nobody ends up sitting on ...
39.99 USD
Nanodots GYRO DUO: Magnetically Gyroscopic Balls
We're doing our best right now to avoid overused ball jokes. These Nanodots GYRO DUO: Magnetically Gyroscopic Balls are, in fact, spherical, but they are not silly at all. They are fun and fantastic. And all because of the power of magnets. Inside each GYRO are four super-powerful neodymium-iron-bor ...
39.99 USD
Plants vs. Zombies Lawn Ornament
Many neighborhoods have a bit of a lawn competition going on. Have you noticed? If your neighbor mows his lawn then, of course, you have to mow yours quickly otherwise your lawn will look like the crazy overgrown one. You also are constantly worried about weeds because although everyone on the stree ...
39.99 USD
Tingling Electronic Spidey Sense Shirt
It seems that in order to be a super, one must have some horrendous experience. Bitten by a spider, see your parents murdered, exposed to high levels of radiation. Y'know, we'd rather have the powers without all that. Is it too much to ask? The Marvel Electronic Spidey-Sense T-Shirt lets you have a ...
39.99 USD
Converge - USB Charging Hub
Before the dawning of the age of IKEA, all our dorm rooms and apartments were graced with the furniture wunderkind called the futon. It was a sofa! It was a bed! It was a place to pile clean laundry until you got around to folding it. So useful, our futon. Simple and useful. Converge is the futon of ...
39.99 USD
One Stop Chop Cutting Board
Your dog is going to hate this cutting board. In a normal kitchen, when one is prepping food for a meal, there's almost always a bit of carrot, a chunk of cheese, or a bit of bacon that falls to the floor and makes its way into the belly of an eager canine. With the One Stop Chop Cutting Board, thes ...
39.99 USD
Plush Toast Wireless Speaker
Toast is a very versatile thing. You can eat it plain. You can pair it with eggs and bacon. It can be sandwiched with melty cheese, smashed into a tasty panini, buttered, and jammed. Speaking of jam, did you know that toast can also help you jam to your favorite tunes? These Plush Toast Wireless Spe ...
39.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Projection Alarm Clock
Generally, if you're waiting for someone (like Godot or the Doctor) it's best not to stare at a clock. Everyone knows time moves more slowly when you're staring at the clock. It's just like boiling water or waiting on the next George R.R. Martin novel. You can't make it happen faster by watching it. ...
39.99 USD
Caffe Porcellana Stovetop Espresso Maker
A good morning is only a good morning after we've had our first cup of espresso. Unfortunately, this usually involves standing in line with the dregs of humanity, uttering our favorite phrase in coffee-ese, and waiting on someone to make it for us. This is far too much human interaction before caffe ...
39.99 USD
iRecorder - Retro Cassette Player Styled Portable Speaker For iPhone
Remember carrying one of these around? You'd press it up to the radio, and create mix tapes. You'd play it until the tape stretched out. And then one day the tape player would eat your tape and that would be that. You knew a teen romance had gone sour when you found shiny black tape strewn all over ...
39.99 USD
The Hunger Games Replica Training Shirt
The training shirts for the 74th Hunger Games were made to accommodate physical activity and to show up well when being broadcast across Panem. And, really, we all know the second one was the more important of those two to the Gamemakers. But, honestly, these feel good on. They have some lovely seam ...
39.99 USD
Minecraft Creeper Plush With Sound
Creepers. Sure, they're destructive. And annoying. And always show up right when you've finished your new, beautiful house. Have you ever thought, though, that Creepers might just be acting out because they really need a hug? Minecraft players of all ages can snuggle up with their very own plush toy ...
39.99 USD
SOG Voodoo Hawk
As it was many centuries ago, so it is today. Few humans know the feeling of pure terror that strangles the core of a soul. You see, it is only when you witness the foul form of a mystical Treepacabra that the void finds footing in your heart. Many have stood against these abominations in legends pa ...
39.99 USD
Doctor Who Mini Figure Set of 11 Doctors
If you're a Doctor Who fan and a completist, you'll want to be sure your collection includes all the incarnations of the Doctor, not just the newest ones. What better way to honor his history than seeing him as portrayed by William Hartnell, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker, Peter Davison, ...
39.99 USD
Half-Persian Chainmail Bracelet Set
In the days of yore, a lady would give her preferred knight a token - usually a piece of fabric tied to his armor - as a symbol of her support. These were called a favor because they denoted which knight was her favorite. But as we learned in A Clash of Kings there are badass lady knights, too, and ...
39.99 USD
Firefly Kaylee-Inspired Messenger Bag
Kaylee: You like ships. You don't seem to be lookin' at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest. Book: She don't look like much. Kaylee: Oh, she'll fool ya. Kaywinnit Lee Frye is one of our absolute favorite fictional women. She's got smarts, she can fix just about ...
39.99 USD
Zombie Animated Backpack
Every little kid associates backpacks with school. It is the place to keep your textbooks and your notebooks and pencils, and, worst of all, your HOMEWORK! Boooo! Now your kid's backpack can go from boring to fun with this Zombie Animated Backpack. Available in "gruesome green," the Snot the Zombie ...
39.99 USD
Portal Companion Cube Charm Bracelet
The tiniest Companion Cube EVAR. Sterling-silver with pink enamel hearts and a rhodium coating to prevent tarnishing. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). We have compatibility issues every day with our computers. ...
39.99 USD
Star Trek Classic Communicator
Captain Kirk is known for many things; one thing is being prepared for anything. Whenever Captain Kirk left the Enterprise, there were always three things he made sure he was equipped with. His Phaser, a tear-away shirt, and his Communicator. The Phaser we already sell. The shirt you'll have to make ...
39.99 USD
Adventure Time Monopoly
Monopoly is a fun game that sometimes goes on forever and ends in tears. And then it leads to fights and sometimes wars in the home. And if those wars ever escalate to the point of another Great Mushroom War, well, then, all that's left over is Adventure Time Monopoly. And that's a very good thing. ...
39.99 USD
NVIDIA SHIELD Carrying Case
Sure, your NVIDIA SHIELD is portable. So is your laptop. How frequently do you venture out with that without a bag to protect it? Take your NVIDIA SHIELD wherever you go safely with this carrying case. Product Specifications Solid NVIDIA SHIELD Carrying Case Hard-sided, molded Wrist strap Interior a ...
39.99 USD
F.R.E.D. Flashing Roadside Emergency Disk
Ever been at a concert or festival in the dark and had trouble meeting up with your friends? Everyone gives vague descriptions of where to meet: "By the guy with the cowboy hat and the glow sticks," or "to the left of the stage, halfway back," or "by the hula girl who is hooping by the beer cart." A ...
39.99 USD
R/C UFO Ball Copter
The best way to get people to give you space is to make them think you're crazy. The personal space of an introvert? Not respected. Personal space of a crazy person? HUGE. If you need yet another way to keep your neighbors inside their house, we recommend making them think that space aliens are flyi ...
39.99 USD
Pac Man & Ghost R/C Set
You can get your race on and your Pac-Man fix all at once with no quarters necessary. Take the high-intensity 2-D chases into 3D these Pac-Man and Ghost RC Racers. Thankfully for ol' Pac, the playing field is a little more level. One Pac-Man, one Ghost -- Blinky to be precise -- no rules. Game on. T ...
39.99 USD
100 Piece Macro Bit Set
Some of us are IKEA people. We like our DIY projects to come in kits with all the necessary tools because we admit to using our power drill as an immersion blender in the kitchen. (Don't worry, everything is sterilized first!) But not you! You love the challenge of making things from scratch or taki ...
39.99 USD
The Nightmare Before Christmas Monopoly
As soon as the movie started, we knew we were watching something crafted from pure magic and dreams. Combining the geniuses of Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Henry Selick, and a tremendously talented cast and crew, The Nightmare Before Christmas burned itself deeply into our hearts and imaginations. And ...
39.99 USD
3D Dino Cookie Cutters
We love sugar cookies. For starters, they are delicious. But secondly, we can cut them into various shapes, frost them, sprinkle them, and generally get all artsy with them before eating their faces. NOM. These cookie cutters take sugar cookies to a whole new level - 3D! Each set of 3D Dino Cookie C ...
39.99 USD
Portal 2 Cave Johnson Talking Portrait
The most fascinating man the world has ever known can now hang proudly on your wall... and share his innermost thoughts. The Cave Johnson Talking Portrait is the perfect addition to any scientific facility, office, or bedroom. Really, where wouldn't you hang this handsome portrait? Of course, no por ...
39.99 USD
11th Doctor Costume Pajama Set
Some Doctor Who pajama facts for you (pyjamas to the Brits): Matt Smith got pajamas every year at Christmas as a present when he was a kid. David Tennant spends a great deal of "The Christmas Invasion" in pajamas. June Hudson, a costumer for latter Tom Baker and Peter Davison said she was not respon ...
39.99 USD
Secrid Aluminum Cardprotector
Modern day pickpockets don't need to touch you to steal your money. Radio Frequency Identification Theft or RFID Theft, can happen in your local coffee shop while you wait in line for your favorite human fuel. More and more modern cards are RFID enabled, including your driver's license and probably ...
39.99 USD
Thor Hammer Necklace 18in
It would be hard to show your love of Thor by walking around with a hammer around your neck. A normal hammer is pretty heavy. Mjöaut;lnir is definitely too big to hang from your neck. Lucky for you there is this beautiful Thor Crystal Hammer Necklace, so delicate and pretty that even Jane Foster ...
39.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Teapot
Is your teatime a little dull? Don't you wish you could be sipping tea aboard the TARDIS? We do... but we'll add that we hope that it's not choppy on the timestream because we don't want to scald ourselves. Nothing's worse than the combination of hot tea and astral turbulence. You'll really think th ...
39.99 USD
Tactical Fire Striker Pen
"The pen is mightier than the sword." "Fight fire with fire." Two very-often-said sayings that are said often. Well, what if we smashed them together? How mighty, then, would a pen be with the power to start fire? It could fight swords and fire (and, presumably, fire-swords) with ease. Behold, there ...
39.99 USD
Star Trek Original Series Phaser
Captain's Log: We visited planet M-113 and one of Bones' old flames. Too bad she had a husband, she was a real looker. Also too bad she was really a "salt vampire." I mean, I've been with green chicks before, but this lady looked like she'd melt the paint off a shuttlecraft. We had to blast her with ...
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Star Trek Uniform Footie Union Suit
Everyone dreams about captaining a spaceship through the vast galaxy, right? What about science-officering a spaceship? Or, uh, maybe taking one for the team as part of the landing party? We can all dream big and we should. So, if you're off bolding dreaming you might as well dress the part in these ...
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Star Trek TNG Pajama Set
Bellhop: Looks like the missus booted you out in the middle of the night! Data: Ah. I understand the source of your misperception, but this is not sleepwear, and I do not have a 'missus.' - "Time's Arrow" The one-piece jumpsuit version of the Star Trek: The Next Generation uniforms bugged us. They l ...
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Plants vs. Zombies Vinyl Figures
The zombies are coming. And not just regular zombies, oh no. Well, some regular zombies, of course, but also zombies with cones on their heads and in disco attire. But what's a homeowner to do? That's right: cultivate a garden. Because if video games have taught us anything, it's that the best way t ...
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Light Up Moon Clock
They say the full moon's meant for lovers But you’re gonna break my heart 'Cause when you shine That baby of mine Will turn into a werewolf And rip out my throat and kill me - Paul & Storm, Cruel, Cruel Moon When most people gaze up at the moon, they think of things like astronauts and cheese, mag ...
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Touchless IR Thermometer
Are you worried about the increasing entropy of the universe? Does the second law of thermodynamics keep you awake at night? Are you concerned that all matter is cooling to a state of equilibrium in an irreversible fashion? If any of these describe you then the Touchless IR Thermometer should come i ...
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iFrogz Boost Near-Field Audio Speaker
Need to amp the volume on your device? The iFrogz Boost NearField Audio™ speaker is the simplest solution ever. Just put nearly any smartphone or digital media device on top of the Boost with the external speakers playing and the Boost magically amplifies the sound. It just works. No wires. No Blu ...
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10th Doctor Costume Pajama Set
Some Doctor Who pajama facts for you (pyjamas to the Brits): Matt Smith got pajamas every year at Christmas as a present when he was a kid. David Tennant spends a great deal of "The Christmas Invasion" in pajamas. These are not those. June Hudson, a costumer for latter Tom Baker and Peter Davison sa ...
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Assassin's Creed III Flag
You are Connor Kenway, a half-English, half-Native American man during the American Revolution. You joined the revolution the day Colonial British soldiers attacked your home. Now, you're out to even the score for not only you and your family, but for your country. For them, you fly the American fla ...
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Assassin's Creed Black Flag....Flag
Captains will curse our flag, and kings will fear it. - Edward Kenway, Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag If you made your living on the sea during the golden age of piracy, whether or not you got to pass was all about the flag you flew. Flags separated the British ships from the Spanish. They separate ...
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CRKT Pocket Tool
Got a fixer in your life? We all know someone who loves to take things apart and put them back together again. Sometimes they even succeed in improving said thing in the process. Sometimes they just void the warranty. Either way, they will absolutely love the CRKT Pocket Tool. This compact multi-too ...
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Game of Thrones Canvas Map Poster
Everyone who wishes to be a king must have a giant map of the kingdom. It is known. We looked into the prices for a massive carved wooden table map, but with the crafting and the shipping, it was a little redonkulous. Besides, all you'd do with it is slam your fists on it and then use it to make dem ...
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Knight Charm Bracelet
Tiny but fierce. Sterling silver knight bust wields shield and sword. From our friends at Ohm. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). We have compatibility issues every day with our computers. We don't need them with ...
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Doctor Who Dalek Projection Clock
There you are, cozy in your PJs dreaming about a new season of The Doctor, when it hits you - you are not alone. Looming out of the dark and nebulous reaches of reality you can hear them as they float towards you, giant toilet plunger manipulator appendages at the ready, gunsticks aimed for you. It' ...
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Sensu Capacitive Touch Artist Brush
Many of us got dragged into the addicting hole of the game DrawSomething. It was especially fun if you sucked at drawing something. But it was also fun to watch your screen as one of your more artistic friends drew something amazing (and easily guessable). You're one of those artistic types and up u ...
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Batgirl Bathrobe
When you're a superhero, it's important to not reveal your secret identity. Wear your mask outside, inside, and wherever you go. Now, obviously you can't wear your crime-fighting uniform while you're in the shower, that would be silly. But right when you step out of the tub, don your bat ears and ut ...
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Q Card Wallet Case For iPhone
While we could carry around a ruck and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need i ...
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Super Mom Charm Bracelet
An iconic shape for a Super Mom. Sterling silver insignia has an oversized M on one side and the words "Super Mom" and a heart on the reverse. From our friends at Ohm. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). We have c ...
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R/C Space Messenger
In Back to the Future II, when the Delorean busts into the future, we learn many thing. First, we learn that no matter how many dimensions you can fly in, traffic still sucks. Second, signs will float in midair. Really, if you think about it, floating signs and advertisements are all over sci-fi. We ...
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Steampunk Gears Charm Bracelet
Shiny and black cogs interlace on the surface of this bead, as if it's been pulled from the heart of some machine. Sterling silver. From our friends at Ohm. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). We have compatibilit ...
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Star Trek Spock Dog Hoodie
When you put a costume on your pet, does it look at you with an expression that says, "Highly illogical," until you snap the photo and remove the demeaning garment? They say you should try to capture personality with a costume, so why not go with that? This adorable Spock dog costume comes with bowl ...
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iMpulse - World's Smallest Gaming & Media Controller
There are some times where bigger is better. For instance, an epic sword. An ice cream sundae. The BFG. And then there are times when smaller is really what we need. Our entertainment center is already overrun with consoles and equipment. And we have a storage bin just for our remote controls. We do ...
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Adventure Time Footie Union Suit
Everybody has a magical place they go to in their dreams. Sometimes that magical place is high school. (Not so magical, especially if we're naked and can't get to our final exam on time!) If you're lucky, that magical place is the Candy Kingdom, where you can adventure with Jake and Finn. These Unio ...
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Battlestar Galactica Replica Tank Top
How do we love easy cosplay, let us count the ways! If you have hours to dedicate to sewing your own screen-accurate garb, you are awesome. But we don't, so we love that we can express our love for BSG without having to do much more than open our wallets. So say we all! The Battlestar Galactica Doub ...
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Useless Box Kit
Ok, so it's a black box, sort of shiny, with a switch on top. But what does the switch do? Does it launch a nuclear attack? Does it terminate someone you don't know somewhere in the world? Does it make bacon magically appear? You stare at it over and over, hour after hour, until you can't take it an ...
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Superhero Footie Union Suit
When we saw these pajamas we instantly knew what our Halloween costume would be for every Halloween spent at home feeding the trick-or-treaters. It's toasty warm, perfect for opening the door over and over. It's comfortable, perfect for lounging in our recliner eating candy and watching TV. And it's ...
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Zelda Ocarina
While spelunking in the basement at the ThinkGeek headquarters we met a fairy girl handing out bright blue Ocarinas. She mumbled some warning about the end of the world, deku nuts and the tri-force but we were all too busy to notice. Later some employees found that during long afternoon meetings the ...
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Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Purple Bow Tie
The Third Doctor, Jon Pertwee, is a more complicated Doctor to cosplay, because he didn't necessarily stick with one outfit. Luckily if you go with a velvet smoking jacket and frilly shirt, you're pretty identifiable as long as you have the poofy hair. And, well, an Inverness cape never hurts. And B ...
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Military Heritage Miniature Knives
We picked up a shrink ray at the tag sale, and we decided to try it out around the office. Things that have interlocking parts and batteries are kind of tricky and shrinking cupcakes just made us sad, but when we turned the shrink ray on the pile of blades at our Zombie Apocalypse Survivalist Mercha ...
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TARDIS Standup
"I just flew in from 1638 and boy are my arms tired!" - said by no one aboard the TARDIS A good stand-up comedian has to connect with their audience. Whether it's kvetching about the dating game, road rage, dealing with your parents, or waiting in line at the DMV, a talented comedian points out the ...
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Officially Licensed Star Trek Pajama Set
Raise your hand if you've had Star Trek dreams. You may not want to admit that you've piloted the Enterprise or worked on her engines or beamed people aboard, but we know you have. Unless it was the type of dream where you show up naked to work, we'll bet you were sporting a Starfleet uniform in tha ...
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Anatomical Heart Necklace
Right, so you can't literally give your heart away. Well, you can, but that tends to work out best for both involved if you're dead and there's a medevac helicopter standing by. Love tends to work out best, on the other hand, if you're both still amongst the living. So allow us to recommend this sli ...
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Sundial and Stardial Pendants
Technology is awesome, but can we trust it? How can we be sure that our cell phones aren't recording our brain waves and transmitting our ideas to evil corporations? How can we be sure that our watches aren't silently recording our pulses and sending the data to Big Food so they know when to adverti ...
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Portal 2 Sentry Turret USB Desk Defender
We have a soft spot for turrets... even though they riddled us with holes on many an occasion. They're just so cute with their little voices and their red eyes. Cute and deadly. That's why we have Plush Turrets, Flashlight Turrets, Inflatable Turrets, and now, the Sentry Turret Desk Defender! Strike ...
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ROCCAT Apuri - Active USB Hub with Mouse Bungee
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
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Ladies' Hooded Pullover Tee with Thumb Cuffs
We carried AbbyShot's Kingdom Hearts Hoodie for three years, and there were a couple things we loved about it. 1) It had that voluminous Organization XIII hood. 2) It introduced us to the concept of the thumb hole cut into the sleeve. That feature is called various things various places: thumbholes ...
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Hoodie
We'll be honest here. We hadn't heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock until that episode of The Big Bang Theory. You could say that prior to that day we were traditional roshamboists. When we heard Sheldon explain how it works and why it's superior to your standard-grade RPS, we immediately paus ...
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Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrellas
Beyond the Outer Rim, spins a stormy planet. Long, long ago, climate change led to all the continents being submerged - forcing the inhabitants to build cities on stilts. The planet is, of course, known (by the few who know) as Kamino. Apart from always being rainy, it's a place famous for two expor ...
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Q Card Wallet Case For Galaxy S4
While we could carry around a ruck and be prepared for anything the world can throw at us at any moment, it's much more pleasant to travel light. We abandoned desktops for laptops, laptops for netbooks, and now netbooks for tablets. Why are you still carrying around a huge wallet when all you need i ...
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Star Wars 3/4 sleeve Ladies' Tee
Sleeves are weird things and we have opinions about them and they change depending on how we're feeling when we get dressed in the morning. We love sleeveless. We hate sleeveless. We love short sleeves. We hate short sleeves. We love cap sleeves. We hate cap sleeves. We love dolman sleeves. We hate ...
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Doctor Who Monopoly
In celebration of the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, we have this collector's edition of Monopoly, which features artwork and references to 22 iconic episodes from the 50 years of the series. All 11 incarnations of the Doctor are featured, so it's fun for Whovians young and old. Of course, it's fif ...
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Doctor Who TARDIS Mini Safe
The Doctor has always used a key to secure the TARDIS, but it's changed shape and size over the course of his 900-ish years. It's gone from a standard Yale key (like a real police box would have) to a spade shaped silver key to a double helix and back to the standard Yale key again. But one thing ne ...
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Firefly Blue Sun Messenger Bag
We're so glad you've decided to join the Blue Sun corporate family. As you know from your orientation materials, working for Blue Sun gives you unlimited options. We'd say the sky's the limit, but really, the universe is your limit now! From efficient manufacturing of basic food supplies to the late ...
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M48 Tactical Tomahawk AtropaB Edition
We'll start out by saying that if purple is not your thing, we have other options. Our AtropaB version of the Tactical Tomahawk is named for the beautiful Deadly Nightshade, Atropa belladonna, which is one of the single most toxic plants in the world. Just like this tomahawk, all parts of Deadly Nig ...
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Duct Tape DIY Supplies
Duct tape is perhaps the best invention after air conditioning. It helps us fix things and hold things together. But duct tape is much more versatile than that. All sorts of things can be made out of it. The first thing most of us made was a duct tape wallet (it's sort of the classic). But there's s ...
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Kids Hooded Towels
These hooded bath towels work best as a pair. Why? Who is better equipped to defeat a monster with one eye than a mythical creature with one horn? Of course, there's only one way the battle could end. Horn beats Eye every time. Unless the eye can shoot lasers, but we're not sure. You see, these prod ...
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The Walking Dead Deluxe 10 inch. Daryl Dixon Figure
When we first saw Daryl pulling his crossbow bolts out of zombies' heads, we knew AMC's The Walking Dead was the kind of post-apocalyptic show we could watch. We've seen too many shows where somehow everyone has pristine-looking clothing from manmade fibers and the grass is neatly mowed. Heck, it ai ...
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Lightsaber Handle Flashlights
Let's face it. Some places are strong with the Dark Side and some places are just plain... dark. Whether you're a Jedi Master or a Sith Lord, there's always something in the darkness to be worried about. Sure, you're in touch with the Force. You can sense the presence of others, but really there's n ...
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Circuit Board Cufflinks
So what do you do when you're bored at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory? (Wait. Who gets bored at JPL?) You envision spectacular jewelry made out of all the bits and bobs sitting around, naturally. Or, at least, that's what Megan did (and we love her for it), and it turned into a new business for he ...
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Tactical Fountain Pen Combo
For all those of us who were told, "Your momma wears combat boots," and thought it was a point of pride. Whether our mommas really did wear combat boots or we imagined our mommas as Lt. Ripleys - out in space defending all against alien invasions - this pen is for them. Or, maybe you are really a sm ...
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Big Bang Theory Clue
Someone has meddled with one of Sheldon's sacred belongings and he isn't taking it lightly. He's sequestered 6 of his so-called "friends" and created a white board to analyze who did it, what heinous deed was done, and where the act of vengeance took place. Did Penny dog-ear the comic-book in the la ...
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Cold Steel Training Weapons
For 2000 years, n00bs learning how to wield hand-to-hand weapons have practiced with wooden replicas. The problem with wood is that it warps. It splinters. Cold Steel stepped in and added science to the mix to fix this problem. Made from thermoplastic polymers, their practice weapons are incredibly ...
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Lord of the Rings Monopoly
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard . . . and then charging them a lot of rent! Because there are hotels on Isengard and it's part of a monopoly. Because this Middle-earth isn't all about fun and games and fiery eyeballs; this Middle-earth is all about buying all the property you can, developing ...
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Batman Money Clip
It's a pity that Bruce Wayne couldn't use this money clip. At least not while he's being a billionaire playboy. Then again, we figure that he probably doesn't carry large wads of green. On the other hand, Batman isn't exactly swinging the Batmobile through the drive-thru at his favorite burger joint ...
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USB Fishquarium
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave, grey walls, grey carpeting, and anemic flickering fluorescent lighting all combine into something truly evil. Un ...
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Monty Python Killer Rabbit Slippers
The last time you saw the Killer Rabbit, it was blown to bits by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But that was just the beginning of the poor Rabbit's saga. You see, Tim the Enchanter, bored after the party broke up, resurrected the feared bunny and sent it back t ...
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Adventure Time Vinyl Figures
While walking through the forest one day, we spied a frog sitting on the ground. It asks you for the password, and you yell, "Whatevers 2008!" But before you can correct it and enter Lumpy Space, you are transported somewhere new and different - a land where all the cute little inhabitants and even ...
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iDroid Bluetooth Gaming Controller
Just when we got good at designing ergonomic controllers, smartphones got popular and we started gaming on uncomfortable rectangular blocks again. How could we take a step backwards like that? Gaming on a smartphone is just about as comfortable as gaming on our NES... after a while, your hands just ...
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Star Trek Original Series T-Shirt Dress
It is incorrect believing that the only Star Trek fans are male. When ThinkGeek launched our popular line of Star Trek t-shirts, we immediately began to receive emails asking where the love was for our female fans. "Where," they asked, "is the Uhura-style miniskirt?!" It was a response we got pretty ...
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Hobbit Map of Middle Earth
J.R.R. Tolkien's imagination of Middle Earth was detailed and complex. From the subcontinent of Beleriand of the First Age, East to the lands of Rhun, West to the Shire and South to Mordor, adventure and surprise were around every corner of the ancient lands. Can you imagine being a little Hobbit tr ...
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Pro Controller U For Wii & Wii U
Every new console tries to improve the form and function of its controller. But sometimes we want our trusty old friend in our hands, especially when we're rocking Super Mario 2 on our Virtual Console. The Pro Controller U combines a Wiimote and Wii Classic Controller and will even work with Android ...
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11th Doctor Costume A-line Dress
We at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ love Matt Smith's doctor. He's fun and sad all at the same time, plus he's got that neat jacket and his cool bow tie. We're more casual, though, and a jacket and tie isn't really our style. You'll look just like a genderswitched Eleventh Doctor in this 11th Doctor ...
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Gunnar 3D Glasses
The 3D glasses you pick up in the theater are already kinda nasty in terms of looks, but it's a darkened theater, and you're not there to see and be seen. You're there to watch a movie. However, we're about to make those cheap glasses a little more nasty: did you realize they've probably been worn b ...
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Doctor Who Silver TARDIS Charm Bracelet
This little TARDIS is still probably pretty tiny on the inside, so don't go trying to climb in or anything. For our customers with nickel allergies: The silver colored TARDIS Bead is made from Zinc Alloy core with High Polish Nickel free plating. Product Specifications A Thinkgeek Exclusive!! Silver ...
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Class IIIa Green Laser Pointer
Okay, just about everyone has a red laser pointer. But, we're pretty sure you want to be a superior geek - and doing it with a green laser is the way to go. This pointer is significantly brighter (about 50 times) than a red laser pointer and because of its unusual color it is much more noticeable. I ...
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Doctor Who Spinning TARDIS Watch
We loved the intro of Doctor Who where the TARDIS is spinning through space and time all swirly whirly and timey wimey. So we asked ourselves how we could have that totally awesome image with us all the time. A t-shirt? Nope, would have to wash it. A poster? Would need multiples for all possible loc ...
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IRIS 9000 Bluetooth Speaker & Speakerphone
Having an artificially intelligent computer at our beck and call has long been the fantasy of every green blooded sci-fi fan amongst us. Finally Siri on the iPhone has given us a tantalizing taste of this promised future... and we're lapping it up. However it's not all roses in our 2012 A.I. future ...
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Space Shuttle Blue Print Posters
The Space Shuttle was the first reusable spacecraft ever built—but it is much, much more than that. It's a promise of space travel in our future, proof of humankind's dedication to exploration, and a symbol of our accomplishments in technology and design. Plus, it's awesome. These blueprints show ...
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I Am Flame Princess Dress
"Super intense." That's how Pendleton Ward described Flame Princess on a panel at SDCC 2011. We're friends with a lot of ladies who are Flame Princesses about one issue or another, but very few who are Flame Princesses All The Time. (Fortunately, or we'd be writing this from the cartoon burn ward.) ...
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Portal 2 Interactive Gels
"I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha." - GLaDOS And, lucky for you, you did. Well, you didn't really bring it, but you definitely discovered how to use it to your a ...
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The Impress Personal Coffee Brewer
It seems that all of the advances in coffee making these days have been designed for the everyday coffee drinker who wants convenience but doesn't mind getting their grounds from a little plastic cup. For coffee drinkers out there that want to-go type convenience and the quality of French Press coff ...
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Minecraft Foam Pickaxe and Iron Sword
Need a gift for a Minecraft fan but unsure of whether they prefer using a sword or a pickaxe? Why not Zoidberg? No, wait, that's not what we meant to type. Why not BOTH? The Minecraft Foam Bundle contains both the Iron Sword and Stone Pickaxe and is guaranteed to bring a smile to the face of even th ...
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Fisher Space Pen
The urban legend states that NASA commissioned an engineer to make a "space pen" that, when faced with the rigors of spaceflight - hot, cold, zero-g conditions... Standard pens didn't work! And so, after $1.5 million, and several months of development, engineer finally came up with the now-ubiquitou ...
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NiteCore SENS Mini 170 Lumen Micro Flashlight
When you're packing for your next camping trip, or your zombie survival kit, you need a great flashlight. NiteCore makes great flashlights, the kind that are ultra bright, super effective, easy to use, and waterproof. These are the lights you want in your pack because they're the new favorite flashl ...
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Game of Thrones Ceramic Steins
We feel the need to cross fandoms and use River Song's classic phrase: "Spoilers, sweetie." For those of us who have read the books, it's so hard to keep what we know about Westeros under wraps. We meet in dark alleys with other readers to whisper about what scenes we're hoping to see on the HBO sho ...
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Higgs Boson Watch
Now, obviously we couldn't make a watch out of the Higgs Boson. The hardworking scientists at CERN are just too busy to teach us how to make an attractive, functioning timepiece using their Large Hadron Collider, although they were very nice about it. What we can do is provide you with this sleek, a ...
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Better Muffin Pan
Typically when you think: What could make this muffin better? You respond with ideas like, there could be three more of them, or they could come with a glass of milk, or maybe they could have chocolate chips sprinkled all over them. But the geniuses at Baker's Edge think a little differently. The pe ...
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Game of Thrones Ceramic Steins
We feel the need to cross fandoms and use River Song's classic phrase: "Spoilers, sweetie." For those of us who have read the books, it's so hard to keep what we know about Westeros under wraps. We meet in dark alleys with other readers to whisper about what scenes we're hoping to see on the HBO sho ...
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Outer Space Bundle
We have so many fond memories of going to space museums as young geeklings. We loved seeing the capsules and landers and watching the educational movies. And we absolutely adored the gift shop. Two things always stood out: Astronaut Ice Cream and the Fisher Space Pen. We still love those things. And ...
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Legend of Zelda Stained Glass Wall Decal
Video games would spawn odd religions. The Church of Pac-Man, in which you have to repeatedly eat the Host (and some grapes) to win. The Church of Asteroids, where you spin around like a whirling Dervish (only not part of Sufi asceticism... just whirling for the heck of it). The Church of Minesweepe ...
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Star Trek Enterprise Granix Art Plaque
Sure, in the future you can replicate food, clothes and anything else you need, but there are those of us who still see the value in a piece of something real: a work of art, a homemade meal, or a collectible plaque commemorating our favorite crew and its wonderful ship. This art plaque depicts the ...
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NES Controller Case For iPhone 5
Once upon a time, in the early 1990s the coolest piece of technology that you owned was your Nintendo Entertainment System. Your hands and thumbs knew every curve and angle of its classic controller. But then you upgraded. You said goodbye to your loyal NES controller and moved on to the next big th ...
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Star Trek Retro Episode Posters
With that iconic opening, William Shatner set the tone for a TV series that would define generations of Trekkies all over the world. As of now, Star Trek has been on for 46 years, across 6 series, 725 episodes, and spawned 11 feature films, over 400 comic books, and yet hundreds more novels. It's a ...
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Pathfinder Role Playing Game: Beginner Box
We love D&D, but that doesn't mean we can't play other role playing games. The more the merrier, we say. And then we found a little door at the back of our offices. Doing what we normally do with little random doors, we got on our adventure gear, lit some torches, and ventured inside. After fighting ...
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Victorian Rotating Triple Locket
When engaging in cosplay, you have to immerse yourself in your character. Who are they? What type of world are they from? How do they treat others of their social station and those below their station? What type of accent do they have? How would they eat a greasy convention center cheeseburger? All ...
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Cat Scratch DJ
Did you know that the new generation of cats has a burning desire to DJ? It all started in 2007 with Rap Cat, the official entertainment of the left side drive-thru at Checkers. (He's got the hottest beats and the softest fur.) Then kittens started climbing up on real turntables and trying to break ...
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Iron Man 3 Deluxe Hero Tony Stark Light-Up LED Shirt
The difference between you and Tony Stark isn't the billions of dollars in his bank account, the triple digit IQ that flirts with the line between human and machine, or his alter ego superhero battle suit. It's his fashion sense. Tony Stark is all about efficiency, comfort, and his suave appearance, ...
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Star Wars Glowing Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker
Before Blue Milk, before Ewok Jerky, before that frog thing that Jabba eats, before even Yoda's stew, the main food of the Jedi was ice pops! Of course, a true Jedi made their ice pop holder themselves. Most Jedi used juice to make their ice pops, as it was healthy and nourished the mind and soul, b ...
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Jot Flip Stylus And Pen
This Jot Flip Stylus and Pen might make you feel a little bit like 007. It's a nifty tech gadget with a stylus on one side and a hidden pen on the other. Does it explode? No. Can it help you break out of a jail cell? Maybe. Can it help you write a note to M? Absolutely. Plus, you will have the choic ...
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Tentacle Ear Wrap
A ThinkGeek exclusive in the US for a limited time! You guys liked our Dragon Ear Wrap so much, we asked the artists who came up with it to make us this little guy especially for y'all, ThinkGeek's customers. It took a few tries ("could we get it 10% more ominous?"), but we think they nailed him on ...
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Relativity Watch
We enjoy being smart masses. We got it from our GeekDads, you see. When we asked, "Dad, what time is it?" we got such stellar answers as: "Time for you to go to bed." "It's about that time." "Half past an arm hair." "Time for you to stop asking questions." "How should I know? The clock is in the kit ...
34.99 USD
Star Trek TOS Phaser Laser Pointer
The sad news is that we are still unable to join Starfleet and thus, will never get our hands on a real Starfleet issue phaser. Not even if we promise to only use it for stun and only on that guy in that other department who is a jerk. Darn. But we do have this super awesome alternative: the Star Tr ...
34.99 USD
LED Lightcubes Terrarium
This terrarium is the best computer accessory yet. That's right, you can grow plants in a little box that can be powered by USB! This small desktop terrarium includes two sets of powerful LEDs, which help the tiny jungle inside flourish through its phases of growth. Plant the included seed pack on t ...
34.99 USD
Smart AC Automotive Power Strip
There are never enough outlets. Even in modern houses, which have been designed knowing that humans today rely on electricity, we still end up with a power strip in every outlet. We're just glad the wiring was set up well so we don't trip a breaker every time we turn the TV on. One place we don't th ...
34.99 USD
Wooden Trebuchet Kit
In the days before gunpowder (at least in the west), folks had to find new and intriguing ways to throw death and destruction at each other. They started by throwing rocks, then progressed to hurling giant stones, and then to flinging boulders. The evolution of the machines used to accomplish this h ...
34.99 USD
Portal 2 Plush Turret w/ Sound
"Welcome to the Science Enrichment Center! Step right in and meet your new friend..." The Plush Portal Turret is the perfect companion to your Companion Cube. Just imagine how much fun you'll have setting up your own testing scenarios with teddy bears or plush microbes. This is a scientific facility ...
34.99 USD
Lost Zombie Skull
It's inevitable: when a group of zombies goes raiding a house for brains, one of them is bound to lose their head. Literally. Fortunately, we found one of those zombie heads, and, with its still-smiling gruesome expression, we think it would make a great decoration for your home or yard. The 7.5" by ...
34.99 USD
Wizarding Hat Charm Bracelet
The sort of hat a young wizard might wear in a banquet hall. Sterling silver floppy, pointed, brimmed hat. From our friends at Ohm. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). We have compatibility issues every day with o ...
34.99 USD
A Feast of Ice & Fire - Official Game of Thrones Cookbook
"Then perhaps seven courses would suffice. Three hundred guests instead of a thousand. I understand that a marriage can be just as binding without a dancing bear." - Tyrion Lannister, on frugal wedding planning Does reading George R.R. Martin's novels make you hungry? Us too. It seems that on every ...
34.99 USD
Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Travel Mug Set
We have plenty of plans for celebrating the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, but we weren't planning on time travel via caffeine until we saw these travel mugs. Each month of 2013 will have a different travel mug. One side will feature the silhouette of the Doctor and the other the Doctor Who logo. I ...
34.99 USD
Fireflies in My Room
As wee geeks, we had stick-on, glow-in-the-dark stars in our bedrooms. They sounded really cool, but in reality, they never quite got charged up enough to glow very brightly. It was a bit let-down. Of course, technology has made things better for the wee geeks of the future, with the remote-controll ...
34.99 USD
Razer Vespula Double Sided Gaming Mouse Mat With Wrist Pad
We were originally going to edit that headline because it sounds like there's a gaming mouse somewhere. Then we started thinking about how adorable a gaming mouse would be... all cute with the beady eyes and the long tail. Would a gaming mouse use a mouse-sized computer and a mouse-sized mouse? Are ...
34.99 USD
Bravest Warriors Catbug Blanket
Catbug's solution to most problems is to throw a blanket over it. Can't see it? Doesn't exist. This worked splendidly for us as children when we were sure there were monsters in our bedroom closet. Throw blanket over head, try to breathe as shallowly as possible, eventually pass out asleep. Wake up ...
34.99 USD
Exploding TARDIS Raglan Ladies' Tee
Here's a bit of advice: don't try to destroy a TARDIS, friends. Unless you want to explain some very complicated plot points to whomever you are watching Doctor Who with. I mean, a Roman soldier that lives for centuries, a anachronistic castle ruled by Winston Churchill, and a bunch of memory-erasin ...
34.99 USD
Tangle Proteins Building Set
Building molecules is fun and easy, so there are plenty of kits out there that let you connect little balls with little sticks. But what happens when you want to build a complex and twisty structure like a protein? Dr. Marcel Jaspars, a professor of Organic Chemistry at the University of Aberdeen jo ...
34.99 USD
Houdini Puzzle Lock
Harry Houdini liked many things. He liked debunking spiritualists. He liked his momma. He liked long walks on the beach followed by pancakes. And he really liked being tied up with ropes and chains and locks and stuff - well, he really liked ESCAPING from being tied up with ropes and changes and loc ...
34.99 USD
Dragon Wrap Ring
This little dude is so cute. We couldn't resist his draconic charms. He reminds us of that unit on chameleons in middle school science class. Where you'd hold one, and he'd curl up around your finger lookin' at you like, "You gonna write your observations in that lab book or what?" This little guy d ...
34.99 USD
Blue Sun Polo
In this crazy 26th century, Blue Sun is the company you can depend on. You probably know us through some of the universe's favorite foods, including Blue Sun Cola and Fruity Oaty Bars, but we do more than that. Much more. We go where we are needed, and wherever there are settlers, there's a need for ...
34.99 USD
Coffee Cup Power Inverter V2.0
When you start to feel a little low on energy you can turn to that terrific alkaloid, caffeine. Available from many sources like Bawls and, of course, that tried and true hot beverage, coffee. Reaching for your coffee cup to get an energy boost when you're tired is pretty much second nature. Well, n ...
34.99 USD
Star Wars Helmet Polos
After the Rebellion's successes dampened the Imperial forces, some of the fringe programs in the Galactic Empire had to be reduced. As a result, many of the military branches' best and brightest ended up in the same office building. Now, one may not be so inclined to imagine Boba Fett, some Troopers ...
34.99 USD
Hand of The King Pin Polo
A ThinkGeek exclusive! "It's good to be the king" isn't really a phrase heard often in the Seven Kingdoms. Actually, in Westeros, it's not really great to be the king, or one of his friends, his advisors, or siblings... we'd actually recommend staying away from the whole royal battle, if you're inte ...
34.99 USD
Ghostbusters Poster Set
Ghostbusting is important work. Some would even say it is an art form. And what would any artist be without his tools? Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler, and Winston Zeddemore couldn't do their busting without their gizmos to detect, apprehend, and trap these crazy spirits. (And by "crazy ...
34.99 USD
30" Hoberman Original Sphere
You've probably seen a Hoberman Sphere before, but you won't understand just how fun they are until you get one in your hands and manipulate it yourself. It's one of those toys that you will steal from your children. In fact, we recommend that you get one for each member of the family in the interes ...
34.99 USD
House Stark Polo
Nothing and no one is safe in Game of Thrones, not even the Starks, a family of noble, well-meaning, albeit flawed Northerners fighting for their place in the kingdoms. But if George R. R. Martin won't protect this noble family, you can, with an attractive and comfortable House Stark polo. This 100% ...
34.99 USD
The Hobbit Pen and Lenticular Bookmark Sets
One of the coolest things about The Hobbit movies are the super attention to detail. Hundreds of artisans craft costumes and props and facial hair and all sorts of other little things that make the world of Middle-earth seem like a real place (it is in our hearts, so there). And now three of the mos ...
34.99 USD
Ladies of Battlestar Galactica Poster Set
Many, many people were on board the Battlestar Galactica and her fleet of ships. 50,298, or maybe 49,998 depending on who's counting. It's only logical to assume that the fleet had its share of the artistically talented, either artists in their own right or Viper repair techs who just happened to be ...
34.99 USD
Latte (He)art Charm Bracelet
For lovers of coffee. A solid, sterling-silver cup of latte with concentric hearts traced in the foam. From our friends at Ohm. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, Biagi, Troll). We have compatibility issues every day with our c ...
34.99 USD
Chemist's Cocktail Kit
The life of a Mad Scientist is a trying one. There are so many giant death robots to build and mind-control serums to develop that by the end of the day, you're exhausted! Time to send the minions off to bed, and enjoy a delightfully refreshing libation in your secret lair. Our barware set is made f ...
34.99 USD
My Computer Charm Bead
A happy computer that many of us remember fondly. Sterling silver set with a single green crystal where the branding would be and a tiny slot for disks. Even has the ports etched on the back. From our friends at Ohm. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (incl ...
34.99 USD
Portal Companion Cube Messenger Bag
When we were in school, we looked forward to the days when we could break free and not have to do the bidding of our elders any more. And break free we did... and we found out college was much of the same. And when we broke free of professors, we had bosses. Eight of them. But do you know who has al ...
34.99 USD
Star Trek Uniform Polos
Kirk to Scotty: Meet me at the water cooler. We should talk about the game. Not everyone in Starfleet worked on the bridge of a spaceship. Some of them were computer programmers, IT workers, and engineers, and they worked in a great office with a ping-pong table and casual Friday. Join in the fun wi ...
34.99 USD
Stormtrooper Basketball Jersey
Sure, the Stormtroopers put a lot of shooters on the floor, but they never seem to hit the target. And their timing is all off. You gotta know when to take the shot. They probably need some intense one-on-one with the shooting coach, because, honestly, there's just no excuse for their percentage at ...
34.99 USD
Star Wars Polo Shirts
The end of a workday means changing out of your restrictive uniform and into some sweatpants. But, when you've got an event to attend in the evening -- a party, a movie night, or even just some drinks with the boss -- you don't want to suit back up. Wearing normal clothes seems a bit awkward. Dinner ...
34.99 USD
Mozart Magical Cube
We all want our infants to be geniuses right out of the womb and to be able to calculate formulas before they are out of diapers. We also want them to have fun in the process. Enter the Mozart Magic Cube which utilizes the 'Mozart Effect' - a popular theory which posits that listening to Mozart's mu ...
34.99 USD
Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now ra ...
34.99 USD
Halo 4 Action Figures
It'd be enough considering McFarlane Toys has pumped in at least two dozen points of articulation into these Halo 4 action figures. But in addition each figure comes with its own exclusive in-game content token for new armor and weapon skins, which are available only with these action figures. Choos ...
34.99 USD
American Frontier Miniature Replicas
On those frontier reality shows, they always die because they either don't have enough fuel or food set aside for the winter. It's very rarely because they are using the squirrels as food instead of labor. We all know squirrels are clever little things. If they got the squirrels in on the action, th ...
34.99 USD
Dragon Ear Wrap
We see people with awesome piercings every so often and think, "That'd be neat to have, but they must have been working on that for years." For people who don't have that kind of time, we introduce the commitment-free Dragon Ear Wrap. He hovers over your right shoulder, whispering bad ideas into you ...
34.99 USD
Star Wars Jedi/Sith Book Set
It's been said many times: know thy enemy. And no matter what side you chose in the Jedi vs. Sith battle, the more you know about the other side, the better you'll fare. This is why we put together two great books into one set. Each book of the Star Wars Jedi/Sith Book Set will give you loads of his ...
34.99 USD
Captain Kara Thrace Earrings
Captain Kara "Starbuck" Thrace: [learning she's being given a ship to captain] So you think I'm right? Admiral William Adama: Maybe. Maybe not. But I know she is, the President. She's been right all along. I'm tired of losing. I'm tired of turning away from the things that I want to believe in. And ...
34.99 USD
Star Trek Tie Clip
Allow us to think like a Vulcan for a moment. We're not sure ties are logical. They do not aid in keeping your shirt fastened around your neck. They do not aid in covering your naked body. They are, in all ways of logical thinking, a completely illogical piece of clothing. So why do we have to wear ...
34.99 USD
Marvel Comics Avengers Propaganda Poster Set
STRATEGIC HOMELAND INTERVENTION ENFORCEMENT AND LOGISTICS DIVISION WASHINGTON, DC OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR February 8, 2013 From the Desk of Director Nick Fury Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division Washington, D.C. To Whom it may Concern: Following the Chitauri Incursion, ...
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Dexter's Kill Shirt
Dexter is meticulous. Everything has to be just so, which frequently involves an inordinate amount of Saran Wrap. And so we were elated when we found this shirt, which we're naming Dexter's Kill Shirt, because its look is just so. It's the same fabric as the shirt Dexter wears for all his kills. It' ...
34.99 USD
Periodic Table Building Blocks
H and He are brothers, but long ago He was granted title and lands, leaving behind his younger sibling. Since then, they have been on opposite sides of war, H unwilling to be civil and even-tempered. In a world where elements collide, only you can create order out of chaos. Will you strike Au? (Note ...
34.99 USD
Book Vault
Geeks are notorious for collecting small and expensive things. Usually electronic, but sometimes they are mineral in nature. The point is, they are valuable - either monetarily, or with emotional significance, and they need to be kept safe. Your stuff could just as easily be someone else's stuff - a ...
34.99 USD
R/C Pokemon Pikachu
After Ash arrived just a bit too late to get his hands on one of the three original RC starting pokemon, he was saddened to see his chances of becoming the next RC Pokemon Master were slim to none. Thankfully, Professor Oak had created and programmed another pal. But, because RC Pikachu wasn't as us ...
34.99 USD
Tactical Chef Apron
A seasoned outdoor chef attempts to prepare for all external variables. But it's an impossible feat. The prep tray overflows with spatulas, BBQ forks, tongs, brushes, thermometers, spices, plates, and of course, beer. A chef's space is an overcrowded one, to say the least, but every tool is essentia ...
34.99 USD
Game of Thrones Pint Glass Set
A lion, a stag, a dire wolf, and a dragon walk into a bar... and if George R.R. Martin is in charge of what happens, heads are gonna roll! Sometimes the only way to mourn the death of a favorite character is with a beer. (Then again, there are some character deaths we'll toast for the opposite reaso ...
34.99 USD
14-in-1 Solar Robot Kit
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, and it really wants to power robots. Good thing for all of us that robots are one of the things we love building most! But we don't want to just build one robot - we want the ability to build different types of robots. That's why we really love this 14-in-1 Sol ...
34.99 USD
Hide & Seek Plush Monkey
One of the downsides of being the eldest child is that when your siblings can't crawl, they're pretty crappy playmates. What's a 4 year old to do when they get bored playing peekaboo with the baby? Other than cause mayhem, which 4 year olds are spectacular at doing... ooh, how about hide and seek? O ...
34.95 USD
STFU University Hoodie
Whether you went to college or not (or "university" as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesn't matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint your chest with funny letters, or wear a furry animal suit at sporting events. I ...
33.99 USD
Bloody Cleaver Handbag
As a beautiful woman, the world can be a scary, intimidating place. Having to constantly worry about being hit on by creepy dudes, harassed in dark alleys, or even attacked. People can just be total jerks. Most recommend learning how to take care of yourself if a situation ever did arise, but no wom ...
32.99 USD
Walking Dead Board Game
Ooooh, Walking Dead. You're doing an awesome job of filling our quota of blood and guts on a Sunday night. (For those keeping score, our other bloody weekend favorites are True Blood and Game of Thrones.) But what will we do the other six days of the week? We need our zombie fix on a daily basis. Th ...
31.99 USD
Doctor Who Polo Shirts
When you search on "Doctor Who polo," the results are depressing. Because what comes up is the sad tale of Marco Polo, a First Doctor story arc, which has been lost to time. Seven episodes. Two hours, 51 minutes, 44 seconds. And not a single second of broadcast footage remains. The audio track is co ...
31.99 USD
Star Wars: Death Star Owner's Technical Manual
Conceived as the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star battle station is equipped with a planet-shattering superlaser. The station is heavily shielded, defended by TIE starfighters and laser cannons, and invested with firepower greater than that of half the Imperial fleet. The Empire's diabolical ...
30 USD
Ferrofluid Magnetic Display
Ever find something that is so simple, but so fun that you lose track of time? That's how we feel about the CZ Ferrofluid Magnetic Display. At first, we were like, meh. Magnets in a bottle? Then we got our hands on it and it was already 6 o'clock and we hadn't done any of our work. Oops. Neato facts ...
29.99 USD
Mazebot Desk Pet
Let's race! Or battle! Or navigate a maze! And then let's tear down the field and do it all again! That's the trick with Mazebot, a rearrangeable, click-together environment where your smartphone-controlled Desk Pets can play. It's a perfect place for Battletank fights, to race Carbots or Tankbots, ...
29.99 USD
Karma Controller DIY Reddit Interface Device
We learn all sorts of stuff from reddit. We share all sorts of stuff on reddit. We're friends with one of the dudes who started reddit (sorry, but we had to brag). We like clicking the arrows, too. Upvote. DOWNVOTE! You know. Anywho, one day we discovered the Karma Controller DIY Reddit Interface De ...
29.99 USD
Exclusive Wooden Catapult Kit
Every office has them. Those folks who talk really loud in the hallways or on speaker phone with just one person or eat all your donuts or don't "collect 'em all" or steal your parking space when you just run to the store to get more donuts. How can you get them the message that they should cease th ...
29.99 USD
Music Modem
In the olden days, before the wheel was invented, we connected our computers to each other using something called "dial up." Historians aren't sure anymore how this "dial up" worked, but they do know it produced a strange and screechy series of tones. And now these tunes have been harnessed and capt ...
29.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Bath/Beach Towel
Hurtling through the Time Vortex at ludicrous speeds, the Doctor, newly regenerated into a brand-new body, is thrown from one side of his TARDIS to the other. One moment, he's tumbled into the bowling alley, the next he's taken an unexpected dive into the pool. Now dampened, jostled, and still full ...
29.99 USD
Minecraft Steve Vinyl Figures
You are Steve: a blockheaded, happy man that spends his time exploring an 8-bit world, digging giant holes, gathering materials, and erecting massive structures that protect him from the world's dangers. Creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry jungle cat: each has their own reasons for going aft ...
29.99 USD
Molecular Mojito Revolution Cocktail Kit
Some things we’ve learned in life have become contradictory. Parents and grandparents have been warning their kids for decades if not centuries to stop playing with their food and drinks. On the contrary, this kit gives folks the green light to play with and transform their favorite Cuban beverage ...
29.99 USD
Darth Vader Kids' Costume Hoodie
The Dark Side is an appealing part of the Force, especially for our little ones. But, knowing the Dark Side, it can get a bit chilly and we don't want our up and coming Sith Lords to get sick. With the Darth Vader Costume Hoodie, the Galactic Empire will keep it's strongest villain in good health! T ...
29.99 USD
Batman Kids' Costume Hoodie
It's important to be prepared. You could run into the Riddler at the supermarket, Mr. Freeze at the bank or the Penguin at a party. You won't have time to go back to the batcave and change, but we have a solution! Just pull down the mask on this costume hoodie and save Gotham City any day of the wee ...
29.99 USD
USB to SATA/IDE Combo Kit
Let's face it - computer geeks collect files. Many of them large, some of them illicit, and perhaps even one or two illegal. Hey, we're not here to judge - we're here to help! Those files often live on hard-drives that occasionally get upgraded. The old drive gets ripped out in favor of the new in t ...
29.99 USD
Green Lantern Insignia Ring
This is not -- we repeat: NOT -- a Power Ring. It is merely a ring that has Green Lantern's iconography on it. Pros: it does not require recharging. That also means you don't have to say the stupid oath. Cons: You will not be able to affect the fundamental forces of the universe while wearing it. Or ...
29.99 USD
Electronic Drum Machine Shirt
This fully-playable t-shirt based drum machine lets you make complex beats with ease while strolling down the boulevards of funky-town. Not only do you get 9 different drum kits at your disposal, you can create your own drum loops just like a professional drum machine. Simply tap the drum pads on th ...
29.99 USD
Nyan Cat Pint Glass Set
As geeks and nerds and lovers of all things interwebs, we are all fully aware and in love with Nyan Cat. Nyan Cat combines our love of sugary treats with the undisputed internet mascot, a cat. Created separately, Nyan Cat was originally called Poptart Cat: a drawing done by LOL-Comic creator Christo ...
29.99 USD
Star Trek Federation Flag Exclusive
We love it when we have an "in" with somebody. When QMx asked us if we'd like the exclusive on the new, ceremonial United Federation of Planets flag as seen in Star Trek Into Darkness, we decided it would be illogical not to take them up on that offer. Printed using the original digital files of the ...
29.99 USD
The Unicorn Head Mask
Sometimes, you just feel wrong. Your outsides tell the world that you're one thing, but in your heart of hearts, you know you're something else. There are ways to help you achieve the goal of matching your outsides to your insides. Some of those are mighty expensive. But if your inside is a magical ...
29.99 USD
Superman Kids' Costume Hoodie
The winter cold won't keep your little Superman from playing outside, but you can ensure it won't become his kryptonite with this Superman Hoodie. Keep them warm while keeping them happy! This Superman kid's costume hoodie is made with 60% cotton, 40% polyester fabric. Refer below for sizing informa ...
29.99 USD
Framed Doctor Who Postcards
Have you ever noticed that the sign on the side of the TARDIS says "pull to open," yet the Doctor and his companions NEVER do that? They just push that door right open. Time travelers aren't much for following rules, though — they're more of the pioneering sort. Embrace the pioneering spirit of Do ...
29.99 USD
Minecraft 3" Figures
These Minecraft figures are listed as "fully-articulated," which is pretty amusing. The lack of articulation is sort of the point of Minecraft. So we assume "fully-articulated" is what? Like maybe 5 points. Not 23. But these little guys allow you to bring Minecraft wherever you go, even if you go of ...
29.99 USD
Yummy You Scarves
Most people feel like eating a lot more when it's cold outside. Are you one of those? The Winter Munchies happen to the best of us. Scientists actually disagree about the reason. One camp says it's because, like squirrels, we see the shorter daylight hours and feel the overwhelming desire to stockpi ...
29.99 USD
Travel Charge 9.6 Amp Quad USB Power Hub
Sometimes when we buy things here at ThinkGeek we wonder, "Is this TOO MUCH?" You know us well enough by this point to know our answer is rarely, "No." The Travel Charge 9.6 Amp Quad USB Power Hub is one such product. It can charge FOUR tablets at once. Maybe you think that's overkill. But how often ...
29.99 USD
Titanium Starfleet Command Pendant
When you graduated from Starfleet Academy, your whole family was there to congratulate you. Your grandmother cried, your dad gave you a hearty handshake. And your mother gave you this beautiful necklace, a circular pendant etched with the Starfleet Command insignia. One sparkling gemstone orbits the ...
29.99 USD
Doctor Who Dalek Eye Stalk Flashlight
When there's a bump in the night, it could be anything: the cat, an intruder, the wind, zombies, the house settling... you'll never know unless you go investigate. You could take your maglite, but that's not very fear-inspiring, is it? Product Specifications Recommended ages: 5+ Dalek eyestalk flash ...
29.99 USD
ROCCAT Raivo - High-Velocity Gaming Mousepad 
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
29.99 USD
Star Wars Return of the Jedi Limited Edition Designer Poster
Is your living room, dorm room, or office lacking in energy? Is is so bland that you feel like you're stuck wandering the deserts of Tatooine? Such is often the case when we're renting our spaces and unable to change the "neutral" (aka boring) colors on the walls. Just how many variations are there ...
29.99 USD
DC Comics Distressed Emblem Cases For iPhone 5
Justice. League. Get it?! Okay, so of course these iPhone 5 cases are distressed. They've been out there fighting crime, being more powerful than a locomotive, and being angsty about the loss of their parents. You'd be distressed, too! These officially-licensed cases feature two of DC's most iconic ...
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Marvel Iron Man 3 Arc Reactor Light-Up Coasters
When Tony Stark throws a house party, it's going to be over the top. However, no matter how much you want that canapé, you'd better not put your glass of scotch down on that original mid-century modern furniture. If you do, you're going to have to answer to Jarvis or J.A.R.V.I.S. Either of th ...
29.99 USD
NVIDIA SHIELD AC Adapter & Micro USB Cable
Your SHIELD includes an AC Adapter and charging cable, but let's be honest. Especially with something that's intended to be portable, you're going to lose it or at least it's not going to be in the right place when you need it. Plan ahead. Get an extra. Product Specifications Extra AC Adapter and ch ...
29.99 USD
Glass Jellyfish Pendant
Sitting in front of a dark aquarium watching jellyfish glide around the water under black light is one of the most relaxing experiences. Considering how poisonous some of them are, it's also good to know there's a wall of glass between you and this dangerous beauty. We buy this gorgeous, glass penda ...
29.99 USD
NERF Strongarm Elite Blaster
One of our favorite NERF guns ever was the NERF Maverick. It was a legendary sidearm - perfect for office skirmishes and for modding into all sorts of loverly steampunk weapons. Well, the Maverick is still around, but a new six-shooter has caught our eye and stolen our hearts: the NERF Strongarm Eli ...
29.99 USD
Zipboard Roll-Up Travel Whiteboard
Your NERF army is assembled. Sure it's a rag-tag group of outcasts and castouts, but you know with some good planning, you'll definitely win the war. Your second in command offers his back to be a table so you can plan the strategy on paper. But those were the old days. You quickly pull your Zipboar ...
29.99 USD
Doctor Who Adipose Plush
We're a society that loves instant feedback. We want to teleport to work. We want hot meals and hot Earl Grey tea delivered through a replicator. And for some squishy geeks, we want to lose weight... like, yesterday. There are lots of diets out there that will deliver near instant results, but who w ...
29.99 USD
The Hobbit: Thorin's Key Necklace
Many of us were "latchkey kids" growing up, wearing our house key on a string around our neck so we wouldn't lose it on the playground. Then we'd have full run of the house for a couple hours before our parents got home. It was quite the responsibility, but not quite the weight of Thorin's Key! Thor ...
29.99 USD
Game of Thrones House Pillows
The Iron Throne. It's not easy to sit on. It's not comfortable. Not only psychologically (in the "you win or you die" sense) but also in the butt-chafing sense. It could do with some throw pillows. We've found some. Each pillow is shaped like a shield and features either the animal and slogan from e ...
29.99 USD
DNA Earrings
Name something that your parents gave you which you can't return. No, not a hand-knitted sweater. (Although we don't recommend returning those either. It's best just to leave them in the back of a drawer to pull out during visits.) The answer we were looking for was your DNA. You are a unique combin ...
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Critical Hit +5 Stones of Frost
Of late i have been tasting each sort of whiskey to contrast and compare them. Although bourbon (kentucky & tennessee blended and straight), canadian. irish, and scotch are all fine, I have come to the conclusion that my palate prefers scotch single malt. - Gary Gygax, "Gary Gygax Q&A: Part XII" on ...
29.99 USD
Dart Automatic Pet Laser Toy
Since we've already given our children handheld video game systems for self-amusement, we now turn to the automagical entertainment of our pets. After all, with all the damage we're doing to our median nerve typing on a computer all day, the last thing we need to do is pick up a laser pointer and tw ...
29.99 USD
NDuR Survival Straw
When you're on the run from zombies, you need to stay hydrated. But what happens if you run out of water? You could gather some, build a fire, and boil it... but sometimes you can't draw attention to your location with a big ol' flame. There's a chance the water from the stream won't make you sick, ...
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Batman Mask Ring
Forget utility belts. We're beyond Batmobiles and even Batarangs here. You don't need a bulky cape or an expensive Bat-cycle, and who can afford their own Batcave and butler in this economy? We've concentrated "Batman-ness" into its purest form, and that is this Batman mask ring. This ring is the Da ...
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Equation Watch
You know what people really grind our gears? Folks who have a phone in their pocket but will still ask us for the time. Especially if they're strangers. New people weird us out sometimes. Can't they look at a clock or pull their phone out? Why are they asking us? (Social anxiety... who, us? The peop ...
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DOTA 2 Puck Tee - w/ Digital Unlock Code
Officially-licensed DOTA 2 gear! Blink Dagger + Phase Shift = Win. Well, okay. Blink Dagger + Phase Shift = Not being stomped into the ground. You've got to be a quick-thinking DOTA player to play Puck well. He's a little part of a much bigger team, but if you play him right, you can cause some seri ...
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Star Wars R2-D2 Business Card Holder
Business cards. The last thing you want people to do after you hand one to them is to throw it away. So it pays to make yours memorable. You can either do that with the cards themselves or with the presentation. You take care of the first, and we'll take care of the second for you. You see, when you ...
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Bodum Stainless Steel Double Wall French Press Mug
When given the choice between a leisurely morning with a sit-down breakfast and flipping through the latest news on our iPad or a half hour extra sleep and a scramble to get out the door on time... we'll take the latter every time. Sleep > all. Unfortunately, that has meant that the best coffee or t ...
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Ninja Remote Stealth Television Gadget and IR Jammer
On. Off. Volume Up. Volume Down. Channel Up. Channel Down. What is wrong with the TV? Only you will know it's the Ninja Remote! Annoy the crap out of friends and enemies by possessing their TV. Perfect for interrupting stupid sporting events, obnoxious video games, moronic sitcoms, idiotic talking h ...
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Mario Kart 7 - Drift IR
Many of us dream of a reality where our favorite games comes to life: we spend hours creating intricate costumes to dress up as our most beloved characters and create models of the most amazing weapons and vehicles. Because scientists have been wasting their time on medical miracles and scientific b ...
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Marvel Vintage Hero Cases For iPhone 5
Yeah, they're called Marvel Vintage Hero Cases for iPhone 5. They're cases. Check. For the iPhone 5. Check. They're even officially-licensed Marvel gear. Check. That "hero" thing though? That's up for a bit of debate. Venom? Really? And the Punisher? Well, say what you will of either of them, they w ...
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Borderlands Masks
The wastelands of Pandora are home to some of the fiercest creatures and most self-absorbed bad guys known to console gaming. Whether you come face to face with one of hundreds of Psychos or chuckle at a Handsome Jack's dialogue, Borderlands houses a compelling world of humor and violence. Enter two ...
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Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise D Pizza Cutter
Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new crusts, to seek out new cheeses and new toppifications, to boldly cut pizza where no one has cut before. That's right. We've taken the Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter and m ...
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PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool
If you play the guitar or have ever wanted to play the guitar, you need a PocketStrings Portable Guitar Practice Tool. It's that simple. You just need to get one of these. Why? If you want to shred like the guitar gods and goddesses on high, you need to practice as much as you can. And the PocketStr ...
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Doctor Who 12 Doctor Coaster Set
Any time you have furniture made from wood, you end up having to worry about moisture rings if you drink from cylindrical vessels with flat bottoms, no matter what time (or space) you're from. And The Doctor has so many hidden bits in the TARDIS, we know that even if we don't see it, he's got wood f ...
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Doctor Who Mini Journal Set (SDCC Exclusive)
Guess what? We here at ThinkGeek have perfected time travel. It's true. The only problem is, there are limitations. Right now, our patent-pending time travel device can only move us forward in time, can only move us one second at a time, and can only move us at the same speed everyone else is moving ...
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Titanium Starfleet Insignia Pendant
When you're sitting in your cubicle, heading to a convention or mingling at a cocktail party - your mind is on the Starship Enterprise. Wear your Trek pride around your neck with this classic and distinctive Starfleet pendant. Created by jewelry designer Udi Behr to commemorate the 2013 film Star Tr ...
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The Firefly Independents' Flag
You've always had your own thing going on. Been a little different from everyone else. Had issues with authority. And out in the far reaches of the universe, what're they doin' stickin' their noses in your business anyhow? They don't know what it's like out there. Right? That's why we've pegged you ...
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Plants vs. Zombies Electronic Singing Sunflower
Okay, well, technically you shouldn't put this sunflower on your lawn unless you can ensure it isn't going to get rained on. It's intended for indoor use. Which means you have an excellent excuse for putting it in your bathroom. (On your john.) Or in your college dorm room. (On your futon.) Or to SD ...
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Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver of the 10th Doctor
We here at ThinkGeek HQ just can't get enough Doctor Who. We all dress like different incarnations of the good Doctor, we pal around with robotic dogs, and some of us even sleep in our TARDIS (won it in a really strange poker tournament two years ago). So you can imagine how we danced with joy when ...
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Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter
You know what this world needs? Laser-guided pizza delivery. When you order, the pizza place takes aim with their laser-guided pizza cannon and pew pew boom. Your delicious meal is on its way with complete accuracy instead of the delivery guy wandering around your neighborhood aimlessly for 10 minut ...
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Iron Man Arc Reactor Lab
Engineer: Yes, sir, and that's what we're trying to do, but... honestly, it's impossible... Stane: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! Engineer: Well, I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark. If you give an inquisitive wee geek a box of scraps, magic happens. They can turn a pil ...
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Mirror Universe LED Digital Watch
Watches used to be all about functionality. But now, since we have all the function of watches on our smartphones, watches have moved into the category of fashion accessory rather than just a timepiece. We at ThinkGeek know that you don't need to wear a watch; but with watches like ours, you may wel ...
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LED Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Blackbeard was just about the most ruthless pirate ever. His management style was unique, to say the least. If one of his crew misbehaved, he would drop them in a large tank full of jellyfish and delight as the jewels he kept at the bottom of the tank reflected different colors into the ballet of ag ...
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Plants vs. Zombies Risk
It started quite simply - an overcast day and a slight breeze. But for anyone fiddling in their garden, the stench of rotted corpses got stronger and stranger. That's when we all started planting Peashooters to take out the zombies before they reached our houses. And now we play either side in the b ...
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Marceline Sleep Set
If there's one thing we've learned from sitting through boring Business Man meetings, it's this: everybody sleeps. Even vampires have to sleep sometimes. Even the Vampire Queen has to sleep sometimes. Just like you. So why not honor her while you sleep by wearing this adorable Marceline Sleep Set! T ...
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Jot Pro Stylus
It's funny how technological trends come full circle. First, there was the age of the Palm PDA, where we used a stylus to tap away at our busy schedules and we learned the single stroke gestures of Graffiti to be able to write notes quickly. Then we moved to Blackberry with the keyboards and the... ...
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Tauntaun 12" Talking Plush
One of our merchants somehow managed to wrangle a pallet of exclusive merchandise from Star Wars Celebration Europe II (2013). It's probably best if we don't ask questions. Each item is extremely limited quantity, so snag 'em now before they're gone forever! Snuggle with this 12" plush tauntaun to s ...
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Pivot Power - Articulated Power Strip
Somewhere, in the grand history of electronic stuff, nobody bothered to set a standard for the size and shape of plugs and adapters. Thus, we have big square ones, long rectangular ones, semi-round ones, even oddly geometric ones. And trying to plug them all into one surge protector is like playing ...
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Inside³ 3D Labyrinth Puzzle Cubes
What do you get when you combine the seven levels of Hell with a Borg Cube? How does it feel to manipulate space and time by rotating an object with the same dimension in each dimension in order to free a trapped silver sphere? You're about to find out when you face the challenge of the Inside³ ...
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'Brella Bot
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the... everything go down! Maybe we're dating ourselves with a Mary Poppins reference, but it was our first thought when seeing this little flying robot. Also, we love sugar. Whether it's for chasing down medicine, pouring liberally into our coffee, or baking into caaa ...
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Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver of the 11th Doctor
We'll admit it, we magically teleported to the UK to watch the first episode of the new season of Doctor Who before it aired in the US. We just couldn't wait. And there was The Doctor, so young, so new, so... was he seriously eating fish fingers with custard? (Do fish have fingers?) Gross. Sadly, hi ...
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Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut pizza where no man has cut before! Yes, this officially licensed Star Trek collectable is everything you hoped i ...
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Batman Ring in Matte Black
It's hard to wear rings with gloves without worrying about if you're doing it right. Over? Under? We're guessing Batman would opt for under with these, just because his gauntlets have too many other things going on. But if he wears them under, he doesn't get to leave little bat-shaped impressions in ...
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Giant Futurama Plush
Despite the huggable nature of these giant Futurama plush, we feel the need to warn you about the dangerous of overhugging. Remember the story of Malachi Jr., the son of Malachi and Malachi's wife. Man, did that boy love to hug! He loved hugging so much that he would practice hugging on a big bottle ...
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Doctor Who TARDIS Talking Cookie Jar
We don't know about you, but we miss the days when we lived alone. Back then, we could have a jar full of cookies and know exactly how many were left. Simple mathematics. 51 Oreos in a package, minus 2 before work, minus 2 when we got home, minus 2 after dinnner with a glass of cold milk. We knew th ...
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Puzzle-Pod Bank & Present Vault
You know what's better than getting presents? Nothing! But sometimes giving, we have to admit, is kinda fun. The joy when you give that someone a big bag of fun-sized candy is undeniable. But even more enjoyable that giving a special present is giving it in a way that makes the giftee have to work f ...
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Minecraft Creeper Vinyl Figure
Everyone, no matter how awesome their job happens to be, occasionally envisions the entire place going up in flames once in a while. Then we can relax on a tropical beach and drink a big margarita with giant grains of salt around the edge of the glass. Y'know, because that's exactly what you do when ...
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Doctor Who Special Edition Lunch Box with Coasters & Thermos
Packing lunch for work can be hard. It involves planning, which doesn't always happen in our homes. Maybe we're lucky and there's some leftovers of a yummy dinner that we can bring in. Maybe we remembered to have both lunchmeat and bread on hand for sammiches. But the likely scenario is that we're w ...
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Doctor Who Logo Boxer Briefs 2-pack
Huhhuh. What? You knew we had to go there. It's not like your brain hadn't already gone there anyhow. We're just willing to admit to it. Underwear. Generally not the most-sought-after gift. When we were little, grandmas sent briefs featuring characters she'd seen on the television set. When we got a ...
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Avengers Pint Glass Set
To the mightiest heroes of Earth (and a little beyond) we raise our glasses! Of course, we'd raise mighty goblets if they came in an awesome four-pack like these, but they don't... and these are better anyway. How so? Let us count the ways: 1) You get to say that you had drinks with the Avengers. Ok ...
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Tentacle Kitty Plush
We love hugging. What's better than taking your arms and wrapping them around someone awesome? Big hugs, little hugs, long hugs, short hugs, they are all good to us. If we could, we might just hug all day. Hug our dogs, hug our toys, hug our friends, hug ourselves. You know what would really make hu ...
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Timmy Hooded Blanket
We've been known to sit in front of the monkey cage for hours and hours whenever we go to the zoo. It's so much fun to watch them swing from branch to branch, pick bugs out of each other's fur, and fling poo. Sometimes, we wish we could go in there and get a hug from a monkey. Then we remember the r ...
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Portable Body Scale
We envy the houses on HGTV with their bathrooms large enough for a whirlpool tub for two and a television. The reality is that many of us have a bathroom just large enough to do the basics of human hygiene. And when your healthstyle requires a semi-regular weighing of your bodily mass, you need to f ...
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Pocket Chainsaw
Chainsaws are awesome tools. They've been around ever since around 1830 (look up: Heine's osteotome) and evolved into what we know by around WWII. But it's kind of hard to keep a whole chainsaw in your pocket (not to mention dangerous). Oh, but now you can. And, because it's just the perfect name, w ...
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Soft Kitty Singing Plush
We love "Soft Kitty," but there's a problem inherent with the song. In order to sing it properly, you have to be in the presence of a sick person (or, well, Shel-bot). A sick person with a highly-contagious illness. On the sickie's behalf, we'll also point out that sometimes when you're sick, you ju ...
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Star Wars Limited Edition Empire Strikes Back Movie Poster
Is your living room, dorm room, or office lacking in energy? Is is so bland that you feel like you're stuck wandering the deserts of Tatooine? Such is often the case when we're renting our spaces and unable to change the "neutral" (aka boring) colors on the walls. Just how many variations are there ...
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FC Galactic Empire Backpack
One of our merchants somehow managed to wrangle a pallet of exclusive merchandise from Star Wars Celebration Europe II (2013). It's probably best if we don't ask questions. Each item is extremely limited quantity, so snag 'em now before they're gone forever! Two things fans feel passionately about: ...
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Lord of the Rings Etched Bar-Ware
The problem with the majority of collectible glassware is that most companies just print things on the outside of the glass. This looks all fine and good for a while, but if you're using the glass frequently, one day you're going to realize that Wonder Woman no longer has a midsection or that Yoda's ...
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The Other Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver from "The Day of The Doctor"
Those are screwdrivers, not weapons. What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them? - The War Doctor, "The Day of the Doctor" Spoiler alert: We're going to talk about the 50th Anniversary episode, "The Day of the Doctor" below. But we figure you've either 1) already seen it or 2) don't mind s ...
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The HoodiePillow Case
Napping is one of our favorite things, right behind sleeping. We are serious about our snoozing and like to set up our sleeping space so it's juuuuuuust right. Perfect temperature. Crisp, clean sheets. Fluffed up pillow. Cozy blankets. Dog. (Even though that means later having to wrest your share of ...
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Iron Man 3 Tony Stark Light-Up LED Shirt
This may look like a standard t-shirt, but it's actually high tech armor. This latest version is much lighter than all previous versions, featuring a flexible interior with knitted cotton exterior. Unlike the Extremis version, the movement with your body does not require you to inject carbon nanotub ...
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Legendary 8-Bit Treasure Chest with LEDs and Sound
In real life, just like in video games, you gather all sorts of treasures along the way and eventually run out of inventory slots in which to put them. Too much bling. Not enough storage capacity. You could attempt to walk around wearing everything at once or just stuff them into a shoebox, but does ...
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See'Ems - Mini LED Bicycles Spoke Lights
It's time to turn that nighttime biking trip into a high-visibility lightshow adventure. When you're stationary, these bright lights will make bikes visible to cars on nighttime and early morning rides. When that bike is moving, the LEDs create awesome bands of light - cooler if you use several colo ...
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Drop of Blood Ear Dagger
"Ear dagger? What's an ear dagger?" we hear you asking. (In case you were wondering, we hear our fair share of voices. But we like you best.) It's a dagger. In your ear. Ear. Dagger. You see, ear infections suck. We know. We're geeks. Not one but two of the merchants at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ ...
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TARDIS Tank Dress
A ThinkGeek Exclusive! Regardless of what you may think of the Impossible Girl, we had to give kudos to Clara for turning the usual phrase about the TARDIS inside out. "Smaller on the outside!" she exclaimed. And you know what? That's just what your body is, too! Seriously, think about all the bones ...
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Doctor Who Keep Calm Boxer Briefs 2-pack
Huhhuh. What? You knew we had to go there. It's not like your brain hadn't already gone there anyhow. We're just willing to admit to it. Underwear. Generally not the most-sought-after gift. When we were little, grandmas sent briefs featuring characters she'd seen on the television set. When we got a ...
29.99 USD
Tetris Animated Alarm Clock
We can remember it like it was yesterday. Summer time in high school pre-drivers license, pre-job, no spending money. What did we have to keep us occupied after sleeping in all morning? Our "old school" Nintendo and Tetris. We're talking hours of Tetris. Hours. Two-player tournaments until our thumb ...
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Star Wars Death Star Planetarium
Ah, the planetarium. Home of many a school field trip. Our particular planetarium was built in the '60s and featured orange and puke green seating. The recording that played while the stars lit up was also from the '60s and would often fuzz out in places. Since we heard the same recording over and o ...
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Xtensor Gamer Hand Exerciser
You've got the greatest gaming rig out there. You've spent a lot of money on it - now it's a monolithic liquid-nitrogen-cooled monstrosity capable of pumping out smoother 3D video than real-life. Your pointing device is sensitive to a billion dpi, and your keyboard has a customized throw-distance tu ...
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Magnetic Accelerator Cannon
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. That's a cool saying by some old, dead scientist dude. What it means (for those of you without a background in the Physics) is: if you push a boring ball into a magnetic accelerator, you will find it amazing as a ball on the other end shoots ...
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Periodic Table Shower Curtain
How many times has this happened to you? You're showering, lathering up your hair, and as you read the ingredients, you notice Sodium Laureth Sulfate. Of course, you know it's a straight-chain alkyl benzene sulfonate (I mean, who doesn't?), but you forgot what Laureth is! The horror! If only you had ...
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Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Diecast Sonic Screwdriver... Screwdriver
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but you don't have to fill all the space! Gotta leave room for the energies to flow. It's all feng shui and ...
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Ball of Whacks
Your boss wants a new proposal for the big presentation. The trouble is, she only told you about it two hours ago and the meeting is in twenty minutes! You open up a new window about ready to spill out brilliance, when you hear the sound of air hissing. That is the sound of your imagination popping ...
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Soft Kitty Slippers
Soft Kitty is pretty successful at making us feel better. But you know what would make us feel better quicker? Soft KITTIES. Multiple kittens. At least two - one for each foot. It seems only right. You can name one Oppenheimer and the other one Zazzy. As it should be. These supercute, grey slippers ...
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Hobbit Dwarven Leather Belt
Dwarves are notoriously difficult to dress, being petite in stature but large in girth. We imagine that fantasy cities must have clothing stores catering to the various body shapes of the races that live there. Tall n' Slender for the elves. Short n' Short Pants for the halflings. Big n' Stout for t ...
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Coonan Triple Threat - V.W.Z Neutralizing Kit
You hear about preppers all the time now. They've got their stores of food. They've got their hand-powered generators. They've got their family-sized bolthole. You know what they don't have? Defense against the supernatural. Preppers always seem to assume that during the impending apocalypse, they'r ...
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DIY Nut Charm Bracelet
You know how when you take something apart and then put it back together, there's always one piece leftover at the end, mocking you? This is that nut. Sterling silver. From our friends at Ohm. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, ...
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Star Trek Command Shirt
It's a newer, sexier, more action-packed Star Trek film series, and that means one thing: new uniforms! The uniforms in the 2009 and 2013 Star Trek series put a modern twist on Trek's vision of the future, and this tee, as worn by Benedict Cumberbatch and Chris Pine's Kirk, is a sleek, casual look: ...
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Boba Fett Tank Dress
Armor is so uncomfortable. It's worth putting up with if you're a bounty hunter who might have to tangle with a Sarlacc. But if Sarlacc Pit isn't on today's travel itinerary, you should really wear something more comfortable. For instance, with this tank dress you get the look of Boba Fett's armor w ...
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SEGA Classic Game System Cases For iPhone 5
We're going to gloss over the fact that these cases were created in celebration of the Sega Genesis's 25th anniversary, because that just makes us feel old. Instead we're going to say, "Hey. Check out that cool iPhone 5 you got there." Wouldn't it look even better if it had the look of one of your o ...
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Spider-Man Web Crystal Dangle Earrings
With great clothing comes great opportunity --you can make that dress, tee or costume really pop with some cool boots, a good hairdo or some shiny Spider-man earrings! Spider-man is always ready for Peter Parker's camera, so you know that he's a good style icon to borrow from. These officially-licen ...
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Star Trek Electronic Door Chime
One frequent topic of conversation at lunch with fellow geeks is how awesome it would be to have 23rd century gadgets in our 21st century world. We're not that far in the past, are we? Fewer than 200 years to go! We watch our Trek and we drool over the gadgets and gizmos and wish we could have them. ...
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Star Trek Boxer Briefs 3-pack
Starfleet has a uniform for every occasion: regular duty, off duty, flight, special occasions... so it stands to reason that there must be officially sanctioned underpants. After all, if you're found sleepwalking down the halls of the space station, those who rescue you will need to identify your ra ...
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DIY Screw Charm Bracelet
Generally when your screws end up like this, you don't want to memorialize the moment, but we'll make an exception this time. Phillips-head screw bent to wrap around your bracelet. Sterling silver. From our friends at Ohm. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet ...
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LED Crystal Earrings
We've always known that geek girls exude a certain glow. Of course, sometimes it's because they're X-Men and sometimes it's because of radiation, but most of the time it's because geek girls are made of pure awesome. (Note: Extended exposure to awesome has many side effects, but since they're also a ...
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Whiskey Stones
Okay, water is awesome. We can’t deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that "ice" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when frozen, it's practically perfect for warm beverages. But wait, there's a catch! If the temperature doesn't stay below free ...
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NES USB Controller
Sometimes you don't mess with success. In the age of giant Atari joysticks the original D-Pad controller represented a streamlined approach to gaming input devices never seen before. The lowly "plus" has stood the test of time making it's way into many modern controllers. In an era of gaming control ...
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Alien Chestburster Plush
"Yes, Newt. Mommy was wrong. There really are monsters, and here's one you can cuddle up with!" Straight from your friends at Better Worlds Toys(TM), a division of the Weyland-Yutani corporation, comes the rebirth of a classic plush replica. That's right, once more you can know the pleasure of ownin ...
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Fly-Goodbye Bug Vacuum Gun
The six legged freak has landed on your sandwich for the last time. You flip a coin: heads - you will be merciful. You grab your Fly-Goodbye Bug Vacuum Gun, cock it, and slip in the catch-and-release cartridge. Slowly now, as all hunter must, you move the Fly-Goodbye close to your prey. When the fly ...
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Doctor Who 11th Doctor's Bow Tie
Beleaguered simians in our T-shirt Tasting & Explosives Lab are constantly assailed with requests that we immortalize the words "Bow ties are cool." Alas, these words will probably never be blazoned across your chest - because we've gone one step further in our quest for simian goodness - we have th ...
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Aliens Xenomorph Plush
Since Xenomorphs adopt the physical characteristics of their hosts, we have to assume this little guy developed inside a bunny rabbit or something equally adorable. Maybe it's part of a plot on the part of the aliens to get us to take them in because they know that things with oversized heads and ti ...
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The Bartender's Toolbox
If you want to know how ThinkGeek finds products, it starts with the venerable Venn Diagram. Drawing a large circle represents a group of customers; a collection of people with a common interests, be they Star Wars fans, people who like the color green, or have an interest in workmen's tools. Anothe ...
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Harley Quinn Footless Tights
Any former gymnast, turned psychiatrist, turned supervillain needs an outfit that will support her caaa-razy lifestyle, and these Harley Quinn leggings fit the bill. Whether she is turning cartwheels, cat burgling, sneak, sneak, SNEAKing around, or jumping into her puddin's arms, flexibility and sle ...
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Molecular Cosmopolitan Revolution Cocktail Kit
The difference between men of art and men of science can be found, not in the amount they drink, but in the fashion in which they consume it. Men of art prefer to drown themselves, thinking it adds to their ennui, that it exudes tortured genius... and they would be right. But, for men of science, it ...
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Futurama Hypnotoad Plush
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. In order to adequately glorify the hypnotoad, you are now instructed to add the Hypnotoad Plush to your cart and check out immediately. It's 10" tall and huggable. Who wouldn't want to hug the Hypnotoad while glorify ...
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Totoro Plush
Sometimes licensed properties make plush, and we have to wonder what they're thinking. We don't need cuddly Terminators or Borg cubes that have baby rattles inside (Actually, now that we think about it.... Oh, GeekLabs! We have a project for you!). But Hayao Miyazaki's creations, especially the crea ...
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Meh Hoodie
Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' hoodie, for example. Writing copy shouldn't be as hard as coding a first-person shooter in assembly, but sometimes indifference wins and creativity loses. In this case, we gave t ...
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The Horse Head Mask
Internet memes are fickle creatures. Often, they are borne of random contrasts made ridiculous by context. Disparate happenstance thrust together by serendipity and shared by social-media occasionally result in a critical mass of popularity. Most times, the meme burns out, forgotten in as little as ...
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Walking Dead Action Figures
Relive all your favorite moments from season 3 of The Walking Dead with these Walking Dead action figures. Each c. four-inch figure was made using a 3D scanning process to produce an exact likeness of the actors and actresses from the show. Choose from: Daryl Dixon (part of Dixon brothers two-pack) ...
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Floating Mug
Magicians around the world must really drink a lot of coffee. Imagine the stress of the late nights at shows, wanting to make sure you are alert as you saw women in half, make rabbits disappear, and lock yourself in a strait jacket in a box filled with water. Focus is probably pretty key. Now magici ...
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Player 1 and Player 2 Hoodies
'In this box are two things I will show to you now. You will like these two things,' said the cat with a bow. - Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat On days when it was wet, wet, wet outside when we were kids, we had the best time. We always had something to do. Rather, we worried when it was sunny outside ...
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Dead On Annihilator Superhammer
There are two classifications of people in this world: those who will prepare for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, and those who will become food. If you're a fan of keeping your brains firmly inside your skull, listen up. Z-Day plus one, you'll need to secure shelter, water, food and weapons. The su ...
29.99 USD
Portal 2 Aperture Logo Earrings
You know, ears come up a lot when you're doing science. For instance, there's an ear in resEARch. There's one in nuclEAR. There's one in lEARn. However, there is currently no ear in the Material Emancipation Grill, so be sure to follow proper procedures and remove any metal from your ears before ent ...
29.99 USD
Star Trek Retro Propaganda Poster Set
Twenty years ago, the USS Kelvin encountered an unexplained lightning storm in space. Upon investigating the phenomenon, they were attacked by an enormous starship of Romulan design. Hopelessly outclassed by the massive craft, the Kelvin was lost. However, due to the heroic efforts of a young and en ...
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Firefly Les Femmes Poster Set
One is loyal, sharp, and ruthless. Another is wide-eyed, innocent, and whip-smart. The third is a master of the arts, an accomplished pilot, and ambassador. The last is lithe, graceful, and can kill you with her brain. The ladies of the good ship Serenity are each beautiful, strong, intelligent, sex ...
29.99 USD
Glowing Moonlight Cushion
As we all know, unicorns are all about prancing through pristine meadows, eating candy corn, and pooping rainbows. But how do we get baby unicorns? Well, when a Mommy Unicorn and a Daddy Unicorn love each other very much, they gently stomp on a Glowing Moonlight Cushion, turn on some Barry White, an ...
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Doctor Who 4GB TARDIS Flash Drive
Have you ever considered how much data the TARDIS must have? That sexy blue box has been all over time and space with The Doctor and we can't even fathom how much data she has stored in her. That's probably why she didn't do so well in human form... too much info for such a tiny brain. If only we co ...
29.99 USD
Field Agent Costume Mock Turtleneck
Right. So most self-respecting spies would buy ten of these in cashmere. But we're guessing you don't have $9000 to spend on your wardrobe today (or a valet to sort them by color for you). Also, you might not be self-respecting. So we came up with this less-expensive solution to looking like you wor ...
29.99 USD
Zombie Friendship Necklace Set
Sure, you guys groan together. You hunt for humans together. But the mark of a true zombie friend is that they are someone with whom you'd share a brain. And vice versa. Of course, we're talking about jewelry brains. Real brains? Screw that. We have our needs. How do you split them up? Somebody gets ...
29.99 USD
Rogue Squadron Ladies Tunic Top
After a rough day in your X-wing, fighting the good fight for the Rebel Alliance, you want to slip into something a little more comfortable. Why not a super cool Rogue Squadron Tunic Tank? Since you probably feel naked without your helmet, it even features a hood to keep your noggin nice and cozy. T ...
29.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Curtain
If you've always wanted to step inside the TARDIS, here's your chance. This 72" square shower curtain will let you get away from the craziness of the real world, if just for a few minutes. (It works best if you actually take a shower. If you just stand in there, people tend to ask questions.) But wh ...
29.99 USD
iDuck - Bathtub Music
The heck with the rubber ducky. Throw him right out with the baby and the bathwater. Wait, not the baby. Just the bathwater and the rubber ducky. Now it should just be you and the iDuck, which is the ultimate parenting tool. ULTIMATE, we say. We don’t use this term lightly. The iDuck allows you to ...
29.99 USD
Tech Love Circuit Board Jewelry
Some say love is a series of chemical reactions in the brain, but what is the result of those chemical reactions? Ion exchange causes a small electric charge to travel through the circuits in the brain creating cascading reactions of serotonin, dopamine, norepinephrine... all coalesce into what we c ...
29.99 USD
DOTA 2 Chaos Knight Tee w/ Digital Unlock Code
Officially-licensed DOTA 2 gear! Nessaj: for when you really, really need to put the smack down. Any time you can play a character that lets you be all four Horsemen of the Apocalypse at the same time (via Phantasm), we think you really shouldn't pass up that opportunity. It'd just be rude. The Chao ...
29.99 USD
DOTA 2 Batrider Tee w/ Digital Unlock Code
Officially-licensed DOTA 2 gear! Check this: Batrider was picked or banned in 100% of the games at The International 3. Picked 47. Banned 111. Basically if you don't want him on your team, you don't want him there at all. Pretty dang impressive. And for folks who play him well? Well, let's just say ...
29.99 USD
DNA Molecule Plush
C-T-A-C-G-T-T-C G-G-T-T-A-A-C-G C-T-A-G-C T-A-G-C-C C-T-G-G-A-T-C-G! Ok, so we like these DNA Molecule Plush so much, we had to write a DNA limerick. Each set of DNA Molecule Plush gives you four little plushies: one of each nucleobase. Adenine is green and happy, thymine is red and happy, guanine i ...
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Doctor Who TARDIS 4 Port USB Hub
I seek audience with the ThinkGeek Consciousness under peaceful contract, according to Convention Fifteen of the Shadow Proclamation. This is the vehicle of the Time Lord. TARDIS, or Time And Relative Dimension In Space has its chameleon circuit broken, so it's stuck looking like an old British Poli ...
29.99 USD
Undead Zombie Pajamas
Real zombies wouldn't be caught dead in these zombie pajamas: cause they're UN-dead! Ok, sorry, we apologize for that joke. But not for these awesome jammies that can turn any sleepover into an apocalypse-preparedness party. Have all the creepiness of a decomposing undead monster and all the comfort ...
29.99 USD
LEGO Batman Minifigure Clock
Did you have any bedtime rituals as a kid? Reading just one more book (or one more chapter!), having your mom get you a glass of warm milk, making dad sing you that scary campfire song about the guy who turned children into sausages? Or maybe you just sang the Batman song until you finally passed ou ...
29.99 USD
LEGO Joker Minifigure Clock
One of the things we've learned about insomnia is that it drives you crazy. Bit by bit, all of your self-control erodes. Your filters disappear. The less sleep you get, the more irritable, irrational, nasty, and unpredictable you become. Maybe all the Joker needs is a prescription for Ambien and a f ...
29.99 USD
Star Wars Remote Controlled Lightsaber Room Light
As wee geeks, we were irrational little beings. It's no wonder, since the human brain is not fully developed until age 22. So we believed until just recently that monsters lived under our beds and that when the lights went out, horrible things could happen to us. We practiced hiding under our covers ...
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Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt
Here at ThinkGeek we were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and start ...
29.99 USD
Star Wars Holiday Lights
We always admired folks who were able to do thematic holiday trees. Most of our families have the Everything Tree that has ornaments we made in Kindergarten on it. (Hey Mom, that was like 30 years ago, can we maybe retire those?) Of course, the nostalgic ornaments can still find their homes on a the ...
29.99 USD
ccPhone 1500mah Battery Case For iPhone
Our iPhones are our go-to device for everything, from tweeting our frustration in a traffic jam to settling arguments with friends over dinner. Keeping our Precious alive is top on our priority list, but there's not always a convenient place to snag a charge, especially when we're traveling. The ccP ...
29.99 USD
Universal Gadget Wrist Charger
One of the best parts of road trips is quality time playing our favorite handheld games. (This is, of course, why you insist someone else drives the vehicle.) But the problem with long road trips is that you often exhaust the battery life of your gaming system before the point on the road trip where ...
29.99 USD
Globe Ice Lantern Kit
Fire and water don't seem like they should be friends, but they are when they meet in the proper way. And what is that proper way? Why, by freezing said water into a ball of ice and putting fire into the center - thus creating one of the most unique lighting solutions since setting collecting lightn ...
29.99 USD
Hobbit Letter Openers
Sting strikes fear into the hearts of many an orc. What was just a simple side blade to an elf is a perfect sword for a Hobbit, and Sting served Bilbo Baggins well on his many adventures. A constant character is the Lord of the Rings trilogy and The Hobbit, Sting was passed from Bilbo to Frodo and l ...
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The Hobbit: Thorin's Key to Erebor Prop Replica
Thorin Oakenshield was a lucky duck to have come into possession of a secret key to the backdoor entrance to Lonely Mountain and the Dwarf kingdom. Passed down from his grandfather Thror, along with a treasure map, the Key to Erebor was, in fact, the key to their quest. Finding the door is nothing i ...
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The ThinkGeek Power Tie
If you're like most of us, you need all the help you can get to win in the rat race. Unfortunately, things like Mushroom power-ups to make you bigger, or Quad-damage power-ups to make you stronger are hard to come by in the real world of drifting bottom lines, staff meetings & corporate downsizing. ...
29.99 USD
Vibroy Portable Vibration Speaker
Everyone knows that the best sounding music comes from high quality speakers. And whether you bought those speakers at a big box store or out of the back of a van, they're probably big. Too big to carry around when you want to make noise on the go. After all, you have to blast the Imperial March whe ...
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Doctor Who Gallifreyan Calendar Limited Edition Poster
Being a normal Earth-dweller is easy. You buy a calendar for the current year and you reference it. Bam, done. It's not so easy for Gallifreyans. When you're a time lord, you can go anywhen you want. Victorian England? Done. Post-Cardassian War Bajor? Done. The premier of Doctor Who in 1963? Been th ...
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Zeus Vehicle Cleaning Multi-Tool
After our first snow of the year here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, this copywriter's vehicle only seats 3 comfortably, because the backseat also is now home to the shovel, broom, and ice scraper. It's just easier to keep them all back there than to cart them into the house, only to have to cart ...
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Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick
Here at ThinkGeek, whenever we plan our monthly dinner party for Dark Lords of the Sith it's always a fiasco. You know... lots of arguments about the reliability of AT-ATs and then things usually devolve into force-choking contests. Luckily our robot monkeys made a deal with Lucasfilm to create the ...
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Capt. Jules' Everlasting Steampunk Flask
We respectfully call your attention to our well-known Steampunk Flask from Captain Jules. Suitable for drinking in every position. Holds more medicinal tonic and lasts longer than a disposable drinking vessel. The flask is fast becoming a household necessity. Their uses and advantages are manifold. ...
29.99 USD
Garden Gift Pack
Do you have a geek in your life whose blood may as well have been replaced by chlorophyll? If the answer is yes, then this is the gift pack for them. The Garden Geek is probably some sort of druid or something, because every green thing they touch grows strong and blooms beautifully. Give them somet ...
29.96 USD
Cat Hammock
Cats don't like surprises. They like to be in control of every situation. That means having a place to rest and relax where they know they are safe and can see their mortal enemies approaching (the dog, the screaming child, and the vacuum cleaner). The Cat Hammock is the perfect relaxation vacation ...
28.99 USD
Espionage Cosmetics Steampunk Collection
Being a steampunk girl is more than just a look. It is longing for a bygone age. That is why after strapping on a corset, petticoats or stockings each morning, every good steampunk needs to put on her face. Now steampunk girls have a makeup collection designed with their look in mind. From the self- ...
28.99 USD
5.11 Tactical Station Grip Gloves
Whether you’re wrestling robot bears, wielding the biggest claymore sword, or climbing the fabled Jagged Peak Mountain, the 5.11s will be there. Providing natural dexterity, second-skin like couture fit, and unparalleled durability, the Tactical Station Grip Gloves are perfect for everyday wear. I ...
27.99 USD
Impossible Instant Film
Kids today are used to seeing the output of their photography instantly. The idea of waiting several days to know whether or not the great shot you think you got came out is foreign to them. And they want you to take a series of shots, not just one. It's a tough mental paradigm to break for those of ...
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Doctor Who 11th Doctor Mr Potato Head
Don't you think that "Mash" Smith was a fantastic 11th Doctor? We love his character: Doctor Who from Galli-"fry!" Should we stop now? Is it too much? It's somewhat appropriate that the Doctor is now Mr. Potato Head — he does change his face, body, and accessories often enough. Though, he's not a ...
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Doctor Who Gold Dalek Mr. Potato Head
Would it make Daleks more or less scary if you knew they were controlled inside by big, sentient plastic potatoes? How long would a potato survive in space? And would it want to destroy Earth? We aren't sure. But we know this 7" Mr. Potato Head Gold Dalek is a great addition to a Doctor Who playset ...
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E02i Headphone Amplifier W/ Mic For Smartphones
Generally iPhone accessories come in two flavors: utilitarian and ornamental. 10 ft. Cable for iPad & iPhone? Utilitarian. tokidoki Phonzies? Ornamental. The E02i Headphone Amplifier W/ Mic For Smartphones is special because it's both non-essential and amazingly useful. It basically gives you the ca ...
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Harley Quinn Skelanimals Plush
This plush toy, initially released as a limited edition collectible, is a crossover creation between DC and the creators of the adorable Skelanimals series. Skelanimals' delightful Marcy the (skeleton) monkey is now all dolled up in her Harley Quinn costume, making her cuter than ever. Cuddle up wit ...
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Redshirts Deluxe Edition Card Game
There are monsters out there so powerful, missions so insurmountable, and galaxies so vast that the only way to conquer them is to throw wave after wave of subordinates at the problem until their mangled bodies clog the gears and pave the way for your success! Also, if you're heading down on a new p ...
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Solar System Glow-in-the-dark Relaxed Fit Ladies' Tee
How do you make a big impression at night when you're not the evening gown sort? You wear a totally sweet glow-in-the-dark shirt, that's how! This sweet black tee has a solar system print that will soak in the rays during the day and glow by night. This relaxed fit ladies' tee is 50% cotton, 50% pol ...
26.99 USD
Postertext Novels On A Wall
We love having books around the house! There's nothing like that feeling of visiting someone and checking out their library. But seriously literary geeks love to go further to display our love of books. For that, check out Postertext. These posters are entire classic novels to hang on your walls! Ea ...
26.99 USD
Pop Quiz Clock
Pop Quiz, hotshot. Think back to a time when you were a young geek. Sure, you were brilliant at math, but being asked to solve problems on the chalkboard... That's the stuff of nightmares. Thankfully, that time is over... Or is it? The smell of chalk, and the feel of the blackboard is still fresh in ...
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Polaroll Toilet Paper Holder
Cameras in bathrooms tend to be there either for security reasons or for perverts. We promise not to label you as either when you purchase this camera lookalike to dispense your toilet paper. However, we can't vouch for your guests. Pollaroll Toilet Paper Holder transforms your bathroom going experi ...
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Victorian Web Pocket Watch
No matter what the time period, we're sure that there are people who are afraid of spiders. Arachnophobia has never been a question of fashion. Spiders are either creepy or cool, depending on their beholder. If you're the type that thinks the latter, this pocket watch is for you, especially if you l ...
26.99 USD
Star Wars Atlantic Racerback Ladies' Tank Top
Here's something that's always bothered us about Star Wars: is it ever summer on Hoth? Does it get wintry on Tatooine? Perhaps it would be convenient to have an entire planet that is just one climate all the time — it would certainly be more efficient when setting up heating and cooling systems. F ...
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Pi Firejewel Necklace
Once upon a time in a far away, dark kingdom there lived a beautiful princess locked away in a tower by evil mathematicians. The princess enjoyed math, but had spoken out against the evil rulers and their total devotion to math. She wanted the kingdom to use math, but also enjoy others things like n ...
26.53 USD
The OCD Chef Cutting Board
Cooking is as much a science as it is an art, and science requires precision. You need precise cooking temperatures, exacting timing, and perfect knife skills. Take a look at sushi chefs and the care they take in cutting their tuna into millimeters thick slices. You might not be a sushi chef, but yo ...
25.99 USD
Rutherford-Bohr Model Atom Necklace
A primitive model? Nothing primitive about this necklace! Mastering the atomic and subatomic field of quantum mechanics is an awesome end goal, but you know you have to start with the basics the way we all did: the Bohr-model atom. Now, being able to wear one around your neck could be a great way to ...
25.99 USD
Batgirl Glow-in-the-Dark Hipster Panties, 3 Pack
The evil criminals of Gotham will not wait for you to have clean laundry. Your bat suit may get more than one use per wash, but your mother told you to never leave the house in dirty underwear. Crimes can happen any day, any second, and a girl has to have options. With this three pack of Batgirl glo ...
25.99 USD
Aeropress Coffee Maker
Coffee - considered by many the quintessential caffeine delivery system in the world. Those luscious little beans have been cultivated on every continent except Antarctica. However, many people don't like coffee due to some of the bitter compounds present in the brew. Compounds such as chlorogenic a ...
25.99 USD
The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron
Now that they've mostly recovered from the twisted mind maze that was the original Annoy-a-tron, send them on a new journey of "self discovery" with the latest version featuring 6 sound choices plus volume control, it's at least twice as fun (and annoying) as the original. For effective deployment, ...
25 USD
The ThinkGeek EvilTron
Easy-to-hide with six creepy sound choices There are a lot of scary things out there. But here at ThinkGeek Mindlabs(TM) we think there are certainly few things scarier than one's own imagination. The human mind can play devious tricks on itself, especially when given a small amount of outside stimu ...
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The ThinkGeek Ringtone Annoy-a-tron
The Annoy-a-tron pranking device has been one of the most popular ThinkGeek products almost as long as we've been on the internet. We get emails all the time about roommates driven insane, co-workers emailing IT with documentation about the beeping, and friends concerned about supernatural activity ...
25 USD
Doctor Who Laser Screwdriver
Back on Gallifrey, in the year P (time was different back then), two young kids grew up across the street from each other. One liked helping people and the other was a big stinking bully. Every time the nice kid got a toy, the bully had to get a better toy. One of them grew up to be the Doctor and t ...
24.99 USD
Adventure Time Ice King and Gunter Pint Glass Set
Even if he doesn't have his memory or a princess wife yet, the one thing the Ice King does have is Gunter. And Gunther. And Goonter. And Goonther. Etc. But Gunter is his favorite. Well, it's time to celebrate the love between a crazy man and his penguins with this Adventure Time Ice King and Gunter ...
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Adventure Time Mystery Dinner Party Pint Glass Set
Sometimes we think Adventure Time would probably make more sense if we had a drink first. But watching the crazy show is so similar to the experience we have when drinking that we might just blow a hole in reality if we tried that. So we'll stick to the non-alcoholic variety of drinks with these, ju ...
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Khaaan V-Neck Ladies' Tee
You Khaaaan wear this tee shirt anywhere you want to. No one Khaaan stop you. You Khaaan wear it to the Khaaan-dy store. You Khaaaan wear it to the Khaaan-Khaaan sale at Shop Right. You Khaaan wear it here. You Khaaan wear it there. You Khaaan wear it anywhere! Celebrate the best of the Star Trek Mo ...
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Leather Middle-earth Bookmarks
The dwarves marched. The hobbits climbed. The wizard strode. Sometimes adventures start with just one step; other times with a very very long hike. The Hobbit . . . The Lord of the Rings . . . where would they be without lots and lots of walking? That's right: they'd be novellas instead of epics! An ...
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Yoda Slippers
Yoda doesn't talk funny because he's old and wise. He talks funny because his feet are sore! If only he had some nice cozy slippers to nestle his tootsies into. Good thing, at least, you can. Slide your aching feet into some slippers of pure Jedi comfort. Regardless of the path you tread in these, y ...
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Gearball Geared Puzzle Sphere
You've struggled through the alien citadel. Sure it is dormant, but the security systems are still active. Finally, you are in the control room. If you can activate the citadel's main power system, the universe will experience something really cool that will make everyone like you. But . . . there a ...
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Close Focus 7x18mm Monocular For iPhone 5
The average person might not use a monocular (or if you use its more common name: the telescope) very often. It's not everyday that you are looking over the bow of your ship searching for land, or staring off into the distance to locate your enemy's troops. But, telescopes have been around since the ...
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Team Fortress 2 Figures
Here's a list of things we don't want as gifts: a superfluous new behind, a herd of zoo animals, a Scottish cyclops, a gun that costs $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds, or a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska. (Our off ...
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Camera Lens Stainless Steel Travel Thermos
Most people need a good shot of caffeine in the morning to help them get focused. Or maybe even an Insulated mug full of caffeine. Or two Insulated mugs full. (Who's counting?) And what better way to get your focus, and your caffeine than with this Camera Lens Stainless Steel Travel Mug. If you like ...
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Superheroine Tutus
Looking for a way to feel super while doing housework, out dancing, running a 4 minute mile, or fighting crime and injustice? We've got the article of clothing for you: the tutu! It's the perfect combination of feminine grace and kickass. Why kickass? Because you can literally kick butt while wearin ...
24.99 USD
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Spatula
While we can't hop on a ship and explore the galaxy with Kirk, Spock, and friends, we do a good amount of exploration in our kitchens. In the warm months, our CSA drops off a box of mystery vegetation every week. What do you do with a kohlrabi the size of a basketball? How many ways can you prepare ...
24.99 USD
Alien Flyer R/C
You've been told to Trust No One. But here you are, trusting us. It's okay because we have some pretty awesome stuff in this newsletter, right? One of these things you'll have to trust us on is this adorable Alien Flyer R/C. Never has the fearsome Grey looked so adorable or been so fun to play with! ...
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Adventure Time 10" Super Posable Action Figures
There are lots of giants and giant creatures in the land of Ooo. From the Gumball Guardians, to the monster with the teddy bear party raging in its gut, to Billy (hey, he's pretty tall), lots of things exist that are taller than Finn and Jake. Well, with these Adventure Time 10" Super Posable Action ...
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Star Wars Severed Wampa Arm Ice Scraper
"The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." - Han Solo When a Jedi kills a Wampa, he or she is always sure to make good use of its entire body. The meat of an adult Wampa can feed a family of six for an entire Winter. Wampa is the fruit of the blizzard. You can BBQ it, boil it, broil ...
24.99 USD
3D TARDIS Leggings
Imagine living in a dimensionally-transcendental space. We would never have an issue with running out of space again. (Because there is no such thing as too many shoes. Only not enough closets. Of course, there could be the jettisoning of closets in order to escape some horrible catastrophe, presuma ...
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Doctor Who Exploding TARDIS Throw Blanket
van Gogh: Hold my hand, Doctor. Try to see what I see. We're so lucky we're still alive to see this beautiful world. Look at the sky. It's not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there! Lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the w ...
24.99 USD
Periodic Quest Game
In school, we loved it when teachers gave us the project where we could design a board game that showed off what we learned in class that semester. It gave us the chance to flex our game design skills, writing skills, and of course let our artsy friend show off. Unfortunately, our board games never ...
24.99 USD
Pam's Dolphin Puppet Plush
This 12" mediation tool (phrasing!) is going to help you make your point without actually having to come out and say it yourself. Need to talk to that one coworker about his or her lack of turtlenecks? Have to have a conversation about what is and isn't ok to do with food in the break room? What abo ...
24.99 USD
Prop Power
With electricity having been a mainstay of civilization for the last 100 years, you would think that houses would have an electrical socket everywhere you could possibly need one. Unfortunately, all of us know -- especially people with older houses -- that there's never an outlet where you need one. ...
24.99 USD
The Red Swingline Stapler
People sometimes form very strong bonds to inanimate objects. This is especially the case when you come into daily contact with, say, a red Swingline stapler. The ultimate utilitarian desktop accessory. Its vibrant red color stands out amongst the grays and beiges that consume office space. The slee ...
24.99 USD
Doctor Who Logo Leggings
These Doctor Who leggings are so great, with a tunic tee, sweater-dress, or even under a pair of shorts. Our only regret is that they weren't offered as a wardrobe choice to the Doctor's stylish companions. Instead of her sheer tights, Amy Pond could wear these leggings with her black skirt and red ...
24.99 USD
Astrojax Orbital Ball Toy
Some toys seem like they would be easy to make. Take the Astrojax Orbital Ball Toy here. Invented by an American physicist, it seemed easy - but the mathematics behind it actually took two years and hundreds of prototypes to get just right. And we're so glad that time was spent, because now we have ...
24.99 USD
Big Bang Theory Belts
Some people collect shoes or t-shirts. Howard Wolowitz collects belt buckles. Where does he find them? We think that he probably scours the internet in search of the biggest, shiniest, and geekiest ones out there. We prefer things a little more subtle, which is why we love these belts. Our Big Bang ...
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Adventure Time Face Pint Glass Set
One of these glasses is, like, way much better than the others. It is purple and, oh my Glob, it has a face on it. And not just any face, but the face of, like, a true beauty. Not like Clara, who, like, ya know, is all ugly and stuff. So, you should, like, buy this set. Just leave ma beans alone! If ...
24.99 USD
ROCCAT Sota - Granular Surface Gaming Mousepad
If you're a hardcore gamer, you already know ROCCAT. Scroll down for the specs. If ROCCAT is new to you, allow us. Guten tag. ROCCAT Studios out of Hamburg, Germany specializes in producing high-end gaming peripherals with incredible attention-to-detail. Our gaming buyer calls them "The BMW of gamin ...
24.99 USD
Shot Flask
We love going to geeky conventions for fun gaming all day. But even more fun is the gaming and drinking that happens by night! Whether it's drunken D&D or a deliciously vile game of Cards Against Humanity, we're guaranteed to be having an awesome time. The Shot Flask is a premium stainless steel and ...
24.99 USD
Zombie Posters
A well-labeled situation is a well-handled situation, and when it comes to the inevitable zombie apocalypse, the collapse of civilization would go a lot smoother if non-zombies would communicate with each other effectively. Think about it. If there were a sudden outbreak of nom-happy citizens, the c ...
24.99 USD
Doctor Who 4th Doctor's Hat
When you think of Tom Baker, the first thing that pops to mind is his iconic scarf. In fact, 4th Doctor cosplay is easy. Wear your granddad's clothes (you look incredible!), a big ass coat from the thrift shop down the road (preferably in dookie brown), and for the final touch, wrap the 4th Doctor's ...
24.99 USD
Powerpuff Girls Pint Glass Set
Everybody knows that good girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice. What a coincidence! That's what the tastiest drinks are made of, too. But you never know what a drink will turn into if you spill a mysterious substance into it. With a little Chemical X, it could turn into... the Powerpuf ...
24.99 USD
Das Horn Drinking Vessel
When you attend a Renaissance festival, there are a few anachronisms that ruin a patron's well-meaning costume. Now, we are not the Garb Police. We're not talking about using a sewing machine for buttonholes and other such details that may be appropriate for castmembers or costume contests. And we'r ...
24.99 USD
Game of Thrones Letter Openers
Some people buy swords for display. Others buy them to hit other people over the head with them (LARPers and reenactors, we mean). And then there's a third group of us who really don't want either of the former (mind you, we have many people who deserve hitting over the head), but prefer a sword we ...
24.99 USD
Doctor Who TARDIS Bath Mat
We may not see many of them, but there are actually quite a few bathrooms on the TARDIS. (According to the Wiki, 14 of them.) Considering how big the TARDIS is, though, you probably need a map to get to them. And, well, like the swimming pool, there's a possibility the Doctor may not be exactly sure ...
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Rutherford-Bohr Model Atom Earrings
Mastering the atomic and subatomic field of quantum mechanics is an awesome end goal, but you know you have to start with the basics the way we all did: the Rutherford-Bohr-model atom. Now, being able to wear the model as earrings could be a great way to start. Don't you think? We have added some co ...
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Doctor Who Yahtzee
Rolling dice is fun. So is poker. That's why everyone loves Yahtzee - it combines the best of both worlds. Well, let's all travel through timey-wimey stuff and gaze upon this new version, just in time for Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary. It's called Doctor Who Yahtzee and it's exactly what you'd expec ...
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DNA Pendant
Name something that your parents gave you which you can't return. No, not a hand-knitted sweater. (Although we don't recommend returning those either. It's best just to leave them in the back of a drawer to pull out during visits.) The answer we were looking for was your DNA. You are a unique combin ...
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Chocolate-Covered Edible Bugs Gift Pack
Get ready to have your mind blown: we've taken the five second rule and plugged it into Einstein's General Theory of Relativistic Theories on Stuff and Things. The result is this: as a food falls to the ground, the five second rule countdown starts. BUT (and this is the most important part), if the ...
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Pokemon Transforming Plush
At a certain point, society puts pressure on us to give up our childhood things. We here at ThinkGeek have done our best to help in the resistance against these forces of evil. We give you these same passions reimagined in a format deemed "acceptable" for adults. Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter. B ...
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Doctor Who Belts
After a trip to the museum, Doctor Who and Amy Pond traveled to 1890 France and saved Vincent Van Gogh from monsters only he could see. In return, Van Gogh painted a picture of the Doctor's TARDIS and then made that painting into a cool belt you can wear to impress all of your friends at your next p ...
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Superhero Belts
Many superheroes are defined by some aspect of their costume: Superman has his cape, the Flash has his ring, and the Hulk has his purple shorts. Of course, clothes are only a small part of a superhero, but it's the first impression that makes them memorable. Besides, seeing Hulk completely naked wou ...
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Wheel of Time Necklace
It's hard to believe but this is our very first product from Robert Jordan's epic Wheel of Time series. We'd say it's about time, but since everything is cyclical, we would have gotten around to it eventually. You can only modify the Great Pattern so much. Unless perhaps the buyer of this product is ...
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Geek Work Shirt
Whether you're crawling out from under the hood of a car or up to your elbows in IDE cables and mobo offsets, you need a good sturdy work shirt to keep you clean (not to mention stylish). Every geek needs one of our new Geek work shirts, complete with nametag embroidery to show the world what you're ...
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Adventure Time Belts
Finn and Jake are engaged in an epic battle against The Lich! Somehow Jake has fashioned himself into a giant trampoline and Finn is doing his best to dodge the barrage of fireballs by doing super awesome flips. But, just as he's about to leap at his foe, his pants fall down and he lands flat on his ...
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Furry Plush Headphones
These days just about everybody is walking around with a classic set of white earbuds. Even just a few years ago these buds may have sent a message that you were cool, tech-savvy, and up on the latest technology, but now you are just part of the herd. Why not start your own herd with a set of Furry ...
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Superman Logo Ring
You could wear a spandex bodysuit under your clothes. You could get some fake glasses and a job at a newspaper. And you could jump into a phone booth whenever someone needed your help. But let's be honest, people. There aren't phone booths anymore. This stainless-steel Superman Logo ring displays th ...
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Star Wars Logo Earrings
Oxidation. It's a beautiful thing. We didn't need that stinkin' electron anyhow. And now we have a new substance. That's what's happened with the brass charms on these earrings. They've been intentionally oxidized. With this form of corrosion, the brass gains a thin film of copper oxide along the ex ...
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Domo Blanket
Ever have one of those days when you just want to crawl in a hole and hibernate for a couple weeks until something blows over in your work or personal life? What you need is a little perspective, a hot beverage, a hug, and a super soft blankie to wrap yourself in while you watch something awesome on ...
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Crystal Cube Firejewel Necklace
There are a couple of ways a girl can get that "glow" people talk about: 1. Get pregnant. We hear this is a sure-fire way to glow. Of course, it involves several complications, some of which will be with you for the rest of your life. Possibly living in your basement. 2. Expose yourself to low level ...
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Star Wars Black 6" Action Figures
You don't need these. You've got the 3 3/4" from when you were a kid. Well-played with. Been through many a staged battle. Maybe you've got the 12" collectors-type figures still MIB. You definitely don't need these. But you know what? That Sandtrooper's paint job is pretty stellar. (No seriously. It ...
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Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit
In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope - no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we're looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button™! The big shiny candy- ...
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Walking Dead Blind Box Mystery Minis
Be the coolest cubicle in the farm when you set up a patrol of zombies along your wall. Nobody will come bother you about TPS reports or meetings. They'll be too afraid of getting bitten. And finally - FINALLY! - you will have peace. The Walking Dead Blind Box minis are based on the AMC TV series an ...
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Doctor Who 3D Ceramic Figural Mug
If you've ever watched Antiques Roadshow, you've seen somebody bring in a Toby Mug or Jug that belonged to their great, great grandmother or that they found in the attic. More popular in Britain than the States, rare ones in good condition can fetch tens of thousands of dollars. Which is why it's so ...
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Unicorn Tears Charm Bracelet
Pastel sparkle you're not likely to find elsewhere. A laboratory-created opal rondelle glitters with cotton candy pink and lavender mist, just like real unicorn tears. Core is sterling silver. These beads have really large holes and will fit all major brands of bracelet (including PANDORA, Chamilia, ...
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Jurassic Twilight Mobile Kit
The children were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of dinosaurs danced in their heads. That's how the poem goes, right? Well, that's how it would have gone if the kids in "Night Before Christmas" had been given this mobile-making kit. When completed, the mobile boasts three glow-in-the-d ...
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ChargeCard Wallet-Sized USB Cable
It's so frustrating. You have a fully-charged laptop and a phone that's dying. You need the phone, but the laptop's the one with all the battery, and your phone's charger is back at home. Sure, you could carry a tangle of cables with you everywhere you go to head off potentially needing to charge an ...
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I Am Chewbacca Ladies' Tunic Tank
Ladies, when you think of the perfect man, do you think of a tall, lanky, gentle, quiet and dependable man who is faithful and always at your side? So do we, but we're talking about our man Chewbacca. We love to throw on their boyfriend's tee shirt every once in a while to feel safe and comfy. The o ...
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Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set
Here at ThinkGeek, we truly understand you have needs. Especially at work where minutes often last hours and hours become days. You need to be entertained, you don't want your neurons to prematurely atrophy. You crave stimulation. You crave a Carnivorous desktop plant set. Perfect for the casual off ...
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Ron Swanson Bust
If you believe in the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, that parks should be coin-operated, if not entirely abolished, and that all government is a waste of taxpayer money, then we're sure you are a big fan of Ron Swanson. What better way to pay tribute to your love of Ron than with this glorious Ron Sw ...
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Star Trek Hats
Can Vulcans wear baseball caps, or do their ears get in the way? Do Klingons' foreheads allow for wearing of any stylish and practical headwear? Perhaps not, and perhaps that's the reason Starfleet never introduced the baseball cap into its official uniform... until now! These high-quality black bas ...
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Thor Lightning Energy Hammer
The might of the gods weighs heavy on your soul. A power only dreamt of, Mjolnir has found her way into your home, into your quaking grasp to do as you see fit. Steady that doubt, hold fast that quivering hand; the gods have chosen you, a mere bag of mortal flesh to lift aloft the density of a star, ...
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Fisher Space Pen with Stylus
There are many rumors out there that the Fisher Space Pen was invented after NASA spent a bajillion dollars on it. There are other stories that claim to be the truth that say the Fisher Space Pen company approached NASA. It's time to finally set the record straight. The real story is: time travelers ...
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Darth Vader Big Face Tee
Darth Vader is the owner of one of the most recognizable faces (ok, helmets) in the galaxy. He is the recipient of the Scabbiest Head Award (three times, thankyouverymuch), the Dramatic Labored Breathing Prize of Alderaan (before he blew it up), the Most Appendages Severed Trophy of Coruscant, and h ...
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Portal 2 Aperture Test Subject Costume Tee
Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Wheatley: And what else is down there.... Tell you what, it's only a new jumpsuit. A very trendy designer jumpsuit from France. Down there. Which is exactly your size. And if it's a bit baggy, we got a tailor down there as well who can take it in for you. We know y ...
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CC Anonymous Rolled Sleeve Ladies' Tee
Your house is a mess, you are ignoring your children and/or friends (unless they're on Facebook), you "accidentally" picked the longest line at the grocery so you'd have some time to kill. Admit that your idle fingers are just itching to try a level again. Admit that you hear the theme music in your ...
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Little Dragon Buddy Earring
You know how sometimes high-strung horses get pasture buddies, little guys who chill them out and keep them company so they have a "herd?" We like to think of this little guy as our Dragon Ear Wrap's pasture buddy. Like the Dragon Ear Wrap, our Little Dragon Buddy Earring looks like it's made for an ...
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Superheroine Caped Sleep Tanks
From your TARDIS dress to your robot socks and Star Trek jewelry, you've got geek goin' on from head to toe. But your geeky style isn't just for the con floor, the office, the house, parties, and short trips to the grocery store: your geeky style is for you. After a long day of letting your geek fla ...
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Star Wars Hangar Tee
These blast points - too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise. - Obi-Wan Kenobi When it comes to Stormtroopers, it matters very little who shot first, because we know they are never going to hit anyone. How could you expect them to when they're wearing those helmets th ...
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Pli - Wood Veneer Slimline Case For iPhone 5
Wood paneling is a weird thing. It either works or it doesn't. Remember back in the 80s when you could have a station wagon with wood paneling? Popular then, ugly as sin now. How about wood paneled living rooms? While they do make it easy to hang your artwork level, they're pretty ugly otherwise. No ...
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Star Trek Enterprise Plush
James T. Kirk never raised a child, but if he did, that baby would teethe on a type-2 phaser, learn to dive-roll before he could walk, and his teddy bear would be a plush Enterprise. Would you want your child to be anything less? But who are we kidding... we're pretty sure you know more than one ful ...
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DOTA 2 The International: Kunkka FTW (inc. unlock code)
Officially-licensed DOTA 2 gear! As Admiral of the mighty Claddish Navy, Kunkka was charged with protecting the isles of his homeland when the Demons of the Cataract made a concerted grab at the lands of men. After years of small sorties, and increasingly bold and devastating attacks, the Demon Flee ...
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Stay Shiny Relaxed Fit Ladies' Tee
Q. Where did the term 'shiny' come from? Who coined it and how did it become a Firefly catchphrase? A. I made up the word 'shiny' as a thing that is good because things that are shiny tend to be attractive and exciting and catch our attention. It was then explained to me by David Lester, a Producer ...
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Doctor Who Adipose Stress Toy
"The fat just walks away!" Gosh, we wish those Adipose pills had actually worked without the pesky side effect of death. We could have fit a lot more of us in those elevators at Dragon*Con. Sadly, we're just going to have to hit the gym and attempt spin class. If copy stops being written, you'll kno ...
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Grumpy Cat Leggings
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